Featured Trades: (CNBC SPOOF)
4) Trashing CNBC on a Slow Day. With trading volume dropping through the floor the market has gotten so boring that I have run out of things to write about. So I can either pump out a mediocre piece of crap that you will probably lose money on, like the other newsletters do, or I can give you something frivolous and useless, but really funny. I vote for the latter. Below find a link to a YouTube video of a bizarre spoof of CNBC listing the countless shortcomings of its personalities, as seen in an imaginary interview between Larry King and Sarah Palin. My apologies in advance to Bob Pisani, Rick Santelli, Erin Burnett, Mark Haines, Trish Regan, Melissa Francis, Jim Cramer, Larry Kudlow, Sue Herera, John Maynard Keynes, and Michelle Caruso-Cabrera's breasts. Yes, I know, don't shoot the messenger. And don't miss the shameless plug for Zero Hedge at the end. Hurry up and watch it before the libel lawyers take it down. Here it is at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9CEqhmU0Pg
