Followers of the Mad Hedge Fund Trader alert service have the good fortune to own three in-the-money options positions that expires on Friday, February 21, and I just want to explain to the newbies how to best maximize their profits.

This involves the:

Current Capital at Risk

Risk On

(NVDA) 2/$90-$95 call spread           10.00%

(VST) 2/$100-$110 call spread           10.00%

Risk Off

(TSLA) 2/$540-$550 put spread       -10.00%

Total Net Position                                   10.00%

Total Aggregate Position                     30.00%

Provided that we don’t have a monster move down in the market in two trading days, these positions should expire at their maximum profit points.

So far, so good.

I’ll take the example of the (TSLA) 2/$540-$550 put spread.

Your profit can be calculated as follows:

Profit: $10.00 expiration value - $8.80 cost = $1.20 net profit

(12 contracts X 100 contracts per option X $1.20 profit per option)

= $1,440 or 13.64% in 22 trading days.

Many of you have already emailed me asking what to do with these winning positions.

The answer is very simple. You take your left hand, grab your right wrist, pull it behind your neck, and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.

You don’t have to do anything.

Your broker (are they still called that?) will automatically use your long position to cover your short position, canceling out the total holdings.

The entire profit will be credited to your account on Monday morning, February 24, and the margin freed up.

Some firms charge you a modest $10 or $15 fee for performing this service.

If you don’t see the cash show up in your account on Monday, get on the blower immediately and find it.

Although the expiration process is now supposed to be fully automated, occasionally, machines do make mistakes. Better to sort out any confusion before losses ensue.

If you want to wimp out and close the position before the expiration, it may be expensive to do so. You can probably unload them pennies below their maximum expiration value.

Keep in mind that the liquidity in the options market understandably disappears, and the spreads substantially widen, when a security has only hours or minutes until expiration on Friday. So, if you plan to exit, do so well before the final expiration at the Friday market close.

This is known in the trade as the “expiration risk.”

One way or the other, I’m sure you’ll do OK, as long as I am looking over your shoulder, as I will be, always. Think of me as your trading guardian angel.

I am going to hang back and wait for good entry points before jumping back in. It’s all about keeping that “Buy low, sell high” thing going.

I’m looking to cherry-pick my new positions going into the next quarter end.

Take your winnings and go out and buy yourself a well-earned dinner.

Well done, and on to the next trade.

You Can’t Do Enough Research

While in New York waiting to board Cunard’s Queen Mary 2 to sail for Southampton, England, a few years ago, I decided to check out the Bay Ridge address near the Verrazano Bridge where my father grew up. I took a limo over to Brooklyn and knocked on the front door.

I told the owner about my family history with the property, but I could see from the expression on his face that he didn’t believe a single word. Then I told him about the relatives moving into the basement during the Great Depression.

He immediately let me in and gave me a tour of the house. He told me that he had just purchased the home and had extensively refurbished it. When they tore out the walls in the basement, he discovered that the insulation was composed of crumpled-up newspapers from the 1930s, so he knew I was telling the truth.

I told him that grandpa would be glad that the house was still in Italian hands. Could I enquire what he had paid for the house that sold in 1923 for $3,000? He said he bought it as a broken-down fixer upper for a mere $775,000. After he put $500,000 into the property, it is now worth $2 million.

I’ll recite one story that took place at this address which has been passed down through the generations. By the end of 1945, the family had not seen my father for nearly four years, who was off fighting in the Pacific with the Marine Corps.

Then a telegram arrived informing the family of the date of my father’s return after a five-day train ride from Los Angeles. As only two daughters remained at home, he warned everyone not to cry.

Then the doorbell rang and there was Dad, 40 pounds lighter with a yellowish tinge to his skin from malaria but smiling. My grandfather burst into tears and wouldn’t stop bawling for an hour.

As I passed under the Verrazano Bridge on the Queen Mary II later that day, I contemplated how much smarter grandpa became the older I got.

I hope the same is true with my kids.

Queen Mary II Passing Under the Verrazano Bridge

I just received an excited text message from an excited Concierge client. His short position in the (TSLA) February 2025 $540-$550 vertical bear put debit spread had just been called away. That meant he would receive the maximum profit a full 11 trading days before the February 21 option expiration.

With the heightened volatility this week, I am seeing an increasing number of options positions assigned or called away.

I know all of this may sound confusing at first. But once you get the hang of it, this is the greatest way to make money since sliced bread.

I still have five positions left in my model trading portfolio that is deep in-the-money, and about to expire in 9 trading days on the February 21 options expiration day. Those are the

Current Capital at Risk

Risk On 

(TSLA) 2/$300-$310 call spread        10.00%

(TSLA) 2/$310-$320 call spread        10.00%

(NVDA) 2/$90-$95 call spread           10.00%

(VST) 2/$100-$110 call spread           10.00%

Risk Off

(TSLA) 2/$540-$550 spread            -10.00%

Total Net Position                                30.00%

Total Aggregate Position                   50.00%

That opens up a set of risks unique to these positions.

I call it the “Screw up risk.”

As long as the markets maintain current levels, this position will expire at its maximum profit value.

There is a heightened probability that your short position in the options may get called away.

Although the return for those calling away your options is very small, this is how to handle these events.

If exercised, brokers are required by law to email you immediately, and I know all of this may sound confusing at first. But once you get the hang of it, this is the greatest way to make money since sliced bread.

If it happens, there is only one thing to do: fall down on your knees and thank your lucky stars. You have just made the maximum possible profit for your position instantly.

Most of you have short option positions, although you may not realize it. For when you buy an in-the-money vertical option spread, it contains two elements: a long option and a short option.

The short options can get “assigned” or “called away” at any time, as it is owned by a third party, the one you initially sold the put option to when you initiated the position.

You have to be careful here because the inexperienced can blow their newfound windfall if they take the wrong action, so here’s how to handle it correctly.

Let’s say you get an email from your broker telling you that your call options have been assigned away.

I’ll use the example of the Berkshire Hathaway (BRK/B) August 2024 $405-$415 in-the-money vertical Bull Call spread since so many of you had these.

For what the broker had done in effect is allow you to get out of your call spread position at the maximum profit point 11 days before the August 16 expiration date.

In other words, what you bought for $8.70 on July 12 is now worth $10.00, giving you a near-instant profit of $1,300 or 14.94% in only  11 trading days.

All you had to do was to call your broker to instruct them to “exercise your long position in your (BRK/B) August 16 $405 calls to close out your short position in the (BRK/B) August 2024 $410 calls.”

You must do this in person. Brokers are not allowed to exercise options automatically, on their own, without your expressed permission.

You also must do this the same day that you receive the exercise notice.

This is a perfectly hedged position. The name, the ticker symbol, number of shares, and number of contracts are all identical, so you have no exposure at all.

Call options are a right to buy shares at a fixed price before a fixed date, and one option contract is exercisable into 100 shares.

Short positions usually only get called away for dividend-paying stocks or interest-paying ETFs like the (BRK/B). There are strategies out here that try to capture dividends the day before they are payable. Exercising an option is one way to do that.

Weird stuff like this happens in the run-up to options expirations like we have coming.

A call owner may need to sell a long (BRK/B) position after the close, and exercising his long (BRK/B) call, which you are short, is the only way to execute it.

Adequate shares may not be available in the market, or maybe a limit order didn’t get done by the market close.

There are thousands of algorithms out there that may arrive at some twisted logic that the puts need to be exercised.

Many require a rebalancing of hedges at the close every day, which can be achieved through option exercises.

And yes, options even get exercised by accident. There are still a few humans left in this market to blow it by writing shoddy algorithms.

And here’s another possible outcome in this process.

Your broker will call you to notify you of an option called away and then give you the wrong advice on what to do about it.

There is a further annoying complication that leads to a lot of confusion. Lately, brokers have resorted to sending you warnings that exercises MIGHT happen to help mitigate their own legal liability.

They do this even when such an exercise has zero probability of happening, such as with a short call option in a LEAPS that has a year or more left until expiration. Just ignore these, or call your broker and ask them to explain.

This generates tons of commissions for the broker but is a terrible thing for the trader to do from a risk point of view, such as generating a loss by the time everything is closed and netted out.

There may not even be an evil motive behind the bad advice. Brokers are not investing a lot in training staff these days. In fact, I think I’m the last one they really did train.

Avarice could have been an explanation here, but I think stupidity, poor training, and low wages are much more likely.

Brokers have so many ways to steal money legally that they don’t need to resort to the illegal kind.

This exercise process is now fully automated at most brokers, but it never hurts to follow up with a phone call if you get an exercise notice. Mistakes do happen.

Some may also send you a link to a video of what to do about all this.

If any of you are the slightest bit worried or confused by all of this, come out of your position RIGHT NOW at a small profit! You should never be worried or confused about any position tying up YOUR money.

Professionals do these things all day long, and exercises become second nature, just another cost of doing business.

If you do this long enough, eventually you get hit. I bet you don’t.

Calling All Options!

You can count on a bear market hitting some time in 2038, one falling by at least 25%.

Worse, there is almost a guarantee that a financial crisis, severe bear market, and possibly another Great Depression will take place no later than 2058 and would take the major indexes down by 50% or more.

No, I have not taken to using a Ouija board, reading tea leaves, nor examine animal entrails in order to predict the future. It’s much easier than that.

I simply read the data that was just released from the National Center for Health Statistics, a subsidiary of the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (click here for the link).

The government agency reported that the US birth rate fell to a new all-time low for the second year in a row, to 60.2 births per 1,000 women of childbearing age. A birth rate of 125 per 1,000 is necessary for a population to break even. The absolute number of births is the lowest since 1987. In 2017, women had 500,000 fewer babies than in 2007.

These are the lowest number since WWII, when 17 million men were away in the military, a crucial part of the equation.

Babies grow up, at least most of them. In 20 years, they become consumers, earning wages, buying things, paying taxes, and generally contributing to economic growth.

In 45 years, they do so quite substantially, becoming the major drivers of the economy. When these numbers fall, recessions and bear markets occur with absolute certainty.

You have long heard me talk about the coming “Golden Age” of the 2020’s. That’s when a two-decade-long demographic tailwind ensues because the number of “peak spenders’ in the economy starts to balloon to generational highs. The last time this happened was during the 1980’s and 19990’s stocks rose 20-fold.

Right now, we are just coming out of two decades of demographic headwind, when the number of big spenders in the economy reached a low ebb. This was the cause of the Great Recession, the stock market crash, and the anemic 2% annual growth since then.

The reasons for the maternity ward slowdown are many. The Great Recession certainly blew a hole in the family plans of many Millennials. Falling incomes always lead to lower birth rates, with many Millennial couples delaying children by five years or more. Millennial mothers are now having children later than at any time in history.

Burgeoning student debt, which just topped $1.5 trillion is another. Many prospective mothers would rather get out from under substantial debt before they add to the population.

The rising education of women is another drag on childbearing and is a global trend. When spouses become serious wage earners, families inevitably shrink. Husbands would rather take the money and improve their lifestyles than have more kids to feed.

Women are also delaying having children to postpone the “pay gaps” that always kick in after they take maternity leave. Many are pegging income targets before they entertain starting families.

As a result of these trends, one in five children last year were born to women over the age of 35, a new high.

This is how Latin Americans moved from eight to two-child families in only one generation. The same is about to take place in Africa, where standards of living are rising rapidly, thanks to the eradication of several serious diseases.

The sharpest falls in the US have been with minorities. Since 2017 the birth rates for Hispanics have dropped by 27% from a very high level, African Americans 11%, whites 5%, and Asians 4%.

Europe has long had the same problem with plunging growth rates but only much worse. Historically the US has made up for the shortfall with immigration, but that is now falling thanks to the current administration policies. Restricting immigration now is a guarantee of slowing economic growth in the future. It’s just a numbers game.

So watch that growth rate. When it starts to tick up again it’s time to buy….in about 20 years. I’ll be there to remind you with this newsletter.

As for me, I’ve been doing my part. I have five kids aged 15-34, and my life is only half over. Where did you say they keep the Pampers?

I’m Doing My Part