I knew I was on the right track when the salesman told me that the customer who just preceded me for a Tesla Model X 90D SUV was the Golden Bay Warriors star basketball player, Steph Currie.
Well, if it's good enough for Steph, then it's good enough for me.
Last week, I received a call from Elon Musk's office to test the company's self-driving technology embedded in their new vehicles for readers of the Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader.
I did, and prepare to have your mind blown!
I was driving at 80 MPH on CA-24, a windy eight-lane freeway that snakes its way through the San Francisco East Bay mountains. Suddenly the salesman reached over and flicked a lever on the left side of the driving column.
The car took over!
There it was, winding and turning along every curve, perfectly centered in the lane. As much as I hated to admit it, the car drove better than I ever could.
All that was required was for me to touch the steering wheel every five minutes to prove that I was not sleeping.
The cars do especially well in rush hour driving, as it is adept at stop and go traffic. You can just sit there and work on your laptop, read a book, or watch a movie on the built in 4G WIFI HD TV.
When we returned to the garage the car really showed off. When we passed a parking space, another button was pushed, and we perfectly backed 90 degrees into a parking space, measuring and calculating all the way.
The range is 255 miles, which I can recharge at home at night from a standard 220-volt socket in seven hours. The chassis can rise as high as eight inches off the ground so it can function as a true SUV.
The ludicrous mode, a $10,000 option, take you from 0 to 60 mph in three seconds. However, even a standard Tesla can accelerate so fast that it will make the average passenger carsick.
Here's the buzz kill.
Tesla absolutely charges through the nose for extras.
The 22-inch wheels are $5,500, the third row of seats to get you to seven passengers is $4,000, the premium sound is $2,500, leather seats are $2,500, and the self-driving software is $2,500.
A $750 tow hitch will accommodate a ski rack on the back. There is a $1,000 delivery charge, even if you pick it up at the Fremont factory.
It's easy to see how you can jump from an $88,000 base price to a total cost of $130,000, including taxes.
The middle row of seats DOESN'T fold down flat, limiting your cargo space to 6 feet long and 3 1/2 feet wide. So if you are a frequent hauler of surfboards and skis, as I am, you will have to order the six-seat configuration and squeeze them between the two middle row seats.
My company will be purchasing the car under Section 179 of the International Revenue Code. The car qualifies because it weighs over 6,000 pounds and is therefore a truck under tax law.
This allows me to deduct the entire $130,000 cost of the vehicle up front, plus the maintenance and insurance costs for the entire life of the car. However, I will have to maintain a mileage log as a hedge against any future IRS audits.
Ironically, Section 179 was enacted as a subsidy for consumer purchases of the eight mile per gallon Hummer, which was originally built by AM General and owned by General Motors (GM).
After several attempts to sell the division failed, production was permanently shut down. However, the tax subsidies live on for any like designed vehicle.
What was really amazing was to learn how far the technology has moved forward fr0m my four year old Tesla Model S-1.
The range is now 302 miles. Only four-wheel drive versions are now made. And it too has the self-driving software.
It looks like I'll have to buy two Tesla's this year.
As for 'drop dead' curb appeal, nothing beats the Model X. Concerning the stock, not so much.
Buried deep in the bowels of the 2,000 page health care bill was a new requirement for gold dealers to file Form 1099's for all retail sales by individuals over $600.
Specifically, the measure can be found in section 9006 of the Patient Protection and Affordability Act of 2010.
For foreign readers unencumbered by such concerns, Internal Revenue Service Form 1099's are required to report miscellaneous income associated with services rendered by independent contractors and self-employed individuals.
The IRS has long despised the barbaric relic (GLD) as an ideal medium to make invisible large transactions. Did you ever wonder what happened to $500, $1,000, $5,000, and $10,000 bills?
The $100,000 bill was only used for reserve transfers between banks, and was never seen by the public. The other high denomination bills were last printed in 1945, and withdrawn from circulation in 1969.
Although the Federal Reserve claims on their website that they were withdrawn because of lack of use, the word at the time was that they disappeared to clamp down on money laundering operations by the mafia.
IN FACT, THE GOAL WAS TO FLUSH OUT MONEY FROM THE REST OF US. ? Dan Lundgren, a republican from California's 3rd congressional district, a rural gerrymander east of Sacramento that includes the gold bearing Sierras, has introduced legislation to repeal the requirement, claiming that it places an unaffordable burden on small business.
Even the IRS is doubtful that it can initially deal with the tidal wave of paper that the measure would create.
Currency trivia question of the day: whose picture was engraved on the $10,000 bill? You guessed it, Salmon P. Chase, Abraham Lincoln's Secretary of the Treasury.
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Thanks for the swift answer about the (UVXY). I got 7% profit in one day, so I'll close. What about the (VXX)? Can that be held for longer?
As for your question about Europe, it is not doing good. The reasons why are so simple. Spain, Portugal, Italy and Greece have very different economies and different business cycles than Germany, France, and Belgium.
Sweden never joined the euro currency because we knew that our business cycle is not the same as Germany and France, Belgium and some other country I have forgotten about.
Hence we knew we needed our own central bank and our own currency to counterbalance these differences. That?s exactly what Spain, Italy, and Greece need.
The problem in the EU can never be solved with QE because Greece, Italy and Spain need the Euro to always be much, much weaker than Germany, which is a net beneficiary of the Euro.
Do you know what happened in Spain after they adopted the Euro? The cost of a beer went from ???2-3 to ?7-8 in many places. As a tourist, it's no longer cheap to go to Spain because it's almost the same price as in Sweden now, and?it used to be half price!! Imagine how bad that is for a tourist-based country.
Regards,
Per Sweden
John Thomas responds: Yes, Per, the IPath S&P 500 VIX Short-Term Futures ETN (VXX) can be held for longer because I expect an imminent volatility (VIX) spike, and the cost of the contango with a 1X ETF will be much lower.
?US stock performance will be good in 2016, but is set to be outperformed by Japan, Europe, and emerging markets,? said a top manager at bond giant PIMCO.
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I constantly receive emails from readers around the world inquiring how I accomplish this or that in my far-reaching travels around the globe.
After all, I have visited 125 countries over the past 50 years. What?s more, I have run the Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Empire for the last eight years on the fly from a laptop and a cell phone.
Given that Europe is now as cheap as last year, and 20% less expensive than four years ago, an increasing number of you are going to cross the pond for your summer vacation.
That certainly was the case this year, when I saw a substantially larger number of American families traveling with children.
For the first time in decades, I am finding gaggles of American students in train stations backpacking their way around the continent with a Eurail Pass, much like I did in the 1960?s.
With the right information, your cell phone can make your trip vastly more enjoyable, while preventing it from becoming wildly expensive. In fact, it is hard to imagine how we got along without them. So here goes:
1) Hardware ? US issued phones only work abroad if you have an international SIM card, as do most iPhones. Before you leave, call your cell phone provider and ask if you have an international SIM card in your phone.
Each company has exactly one person who knows what this is. If you don?t have one, get one. The person at Verizon is named Maria.
Upon arriving abroad, the truly adventurous remove their American SIM cards and install a local one, signing up for a local plan. This can cut your international bill to as little as $10 a month.
You just reinstall your US SIM card when you return home. However, as SIM cards are too small for me to see, I have yet to attempt this bit of technological acrobatics.
If you keep your US SIM card, to make a call when abroad you have to assume you are still in the United States, since you have a US number.
To call another country in Europe just hold down the ?0? in you phone number pad until a + sign appears. Then dial 011 for the international exchange, and the numbers for the local country and city codes.
To call the US from abroad, hold the ?0? until a + sign appears, then dial 1, then the area code and number.
2) Roaming - International roaming can cost a fortune. Before I figured out the game, I was spending $500 a week downloading email, newspapers, and research reports. TED talks are the worst, costing at least $25 each to watch over foreign air.
So it is crucial to turn off the roaming feature on your phone. On an iPhone you do this by going into settings, then cellular data, and then turning the cellular data function off. Do this, and you will still be able to receive voice calls, such as from a lost traveling companion in distress.
Here is the key rule: Only access the Internet through the free WIFI at your hotel. Download all your big files, news, and email here. This saves you a ton of money.
You will need to turn on your cellular roaming to get your apps to work. But if you have already downloaded the big files, the additional cost to check your stock prices, weather forecast, or the way to a sought after restaurant will be minimal.
Another tactic is to de spam your email accounts. Find all of those useless, unsolicited marketing emails promising get rich quick schemes, dating opportunities, or male enhancements. Then mark them as spam (unless they are from me). When you do use your cellular roaming, they won?t eat up your entire data budget.
Warning: Start doing this every day a month before you leave. That?s how much spam is out there. You can always unmark email as spam from senders you like, such as the local public library, when you return home.
American companies finally now offer international plans. This year Verizon is offering 250 MB of data, 250 emails and text messages, and 250 minutes of talk time for $80 a month. This is nowhere near enough, but it is a start.
Every time you cross a border, the local cell phone company will text you with usage and overage rates, which is usually $25 per 100 MB of data, or 10 cents a minute for voice or messaging.
You can find all the Americans on a train when their phones all ping at once, often when you cross a bridge or come out of or tunnel, or land at an airport.
3) Apps
Google Maps can provide perfect, detailed directions on how to reach the most remote destinations, whether you are in the Istanbul Bazaar, the Marrakesh Medina, or the back allies of Rome.
You can choose instructions whether you are on foot or driving. As soon as you arrive at your hotel, type in the address, so you can always find home. The really great thing about Google Maps is that, unlike paper maps, it tells you where you are.
Just be careful not to bump into another traveler who is similarly staring at his cell phone to find his way (I walked straight into a concrete lamppost once in Tokyo and almost knocked myself out).
Be sure to download a free flashlight app before you leave home. These are great for navigating your way down dark streets, reading a menu in an ill lit restaurant, or finding the keyhole in your door.
The weather app is indispensable. It will allow you to fine tune your travel plans up to a week in advance.
Being an ex Boy Scout, I find a compass app particularly useful. Knowing where magnetic north is comes in handy when using those free tourist maps.
Stock market apps will bring you the assurance that the Mad Hedge Fund Trader Alerts are working well and paying for the entire trip. Remember that the New York Stock Exchange opens at 3:30 PM on the European continent because of the time change.
Travel in Europe is made much easier when you speak seven languages, although it?s hard to find a living Roman centurion to practice your Latin with.
Limited to the King?s English? No problem! Get free language apps for the countries of your destination. Sometimes, the translation of a single word can mean the difference between life and death.
It?s better to pay a couple of bucks and get the expanded vocabulary apps so you never come up short. That's how I found out that ?sardi? is a type of Italian pasta unique to Northern Italy, and not a sardine.
You may have your own special apps you use. I like to visit my Tesla occasionally, verifying that it is still in my garage and fully charged. I also like to check the daily output of my solar panels to prove that my house is still standing.
Coming from California, I can never be sure. Google Earth is useless here because the pictures can be up to six months old. They are obviously lacking on satellite time.
4) Security
Identity theft is exploding in Europe, thanks to the close proximity of a hackers paradise in unpoliced Eastern Europe. Never access your financial accounts through a free public network that is not password protected. It?s like leaving your wallet in the middle of Saint Mark?s Square in Venice and expecting to find it there an hour later.
Don?t even attempt an innocent checking of balances. Create intricate passwords. And I don?t mean a password like 123456789. You can count on your accounts getting cleaned out. There is no greater bummer than being told by a hotel clerk that you can?t check out because all of your credit cards have been cancelled.
If you do need to check your balance on the run, do it only through your cell phone, and only over a cell net
work (no WIFI), where an extra level of security is provided. The same is true with inter account transfers. This can be expensive, but it is worth it.
Please note that in China, the security situation is becoming so severe that many multinationals will not permit employees to bring their laptops. They have adopted cell phone only policies in the Middle Kingdom.
Too many western visitors were getting their entire hard drives copied by these crooks searching for western intellectual property, in addition to the easy pickings among bank accounts.
5) Entertainment
OK, so watching Wheel or Fortune in German, French, or Italian is not your cup of tea. Before you leave home and still have reasonable broadband, download a batch of old movies from iTunes, Netflix, or Amazon to your laptop.
That way, you have something to do in the middle of the night waiting for your jet lag to adjust. Bring a six-foot HDMI cable and you can change the input channel on your hotel TV, plug in, and watch your flick there.
6) Bandwidth
European bandwidth can vary all over the map, from lightening fast (the Ritz Carlton in Barcelona) to painfully slow (Agadir, Morocco). Europeans just don?t seem to grasp how fast apps are growing, and bandwidth demand is accelerating.
More than a few times, I have had to crawl under front desks and reboot routers to get systems working again.
Suffice it to say, the more you pay, the faster your WIFI. If you check into your hotel and see half the residents sitting in the lobby checking their email, it is not a good sign.
WIFI was invented in the US, where two by four wooden studs and one inch sheetrock used in construction is common.
Two-foot thick stonewalls typical in historic European city centers (where you will want to stay) are terrible for WIFI range, and it is not unusual to have no access from your room.
If Apple or Microsoft want to upgrade your operating system on the road, wait until you get home. Otherwise, you might crash your system and not be able to use your device until you return home.
7) Tickets
It is now possible to do a search of your next foreign city for coming events while you are on a train, buy tickets online, and show the ticket on your phone to gain admission.
I have also settled a couple of checkout disputes proving that I prepaid hotel stays by displaying proof of payment from my PayPal or bank account.
Incredible, but true.
I will be following this piece up with another on general travel tips in a couple of weeks entitled Travel Tips From a Pro, which I am now working on.
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Being the armchair historian that I am, I sense that I have just been through D-Day, the Battle of the Bulge, and Dien Bien Phu, ALL AT THE SAME TIME.
That is what it's felt like trading these violent markets this year. After snoring for months, volatility came back with a vengeance.
They?re now running the movie on fast forward.
So it has been a long four months since the performance of The Mad Hedge Fund Trader?s Trade Alert Service has hit a new all time high.
Yet, despite some non-fatal battle injuries and plenty of scars, and now wiser from the trying experience, here we are.
They say in the Marine Corps. that whatever doesn?t kill you makes you stronger.
Semper Fi.
So true, so true.
I have been using every short-term rally for the past six weeks to strap on short positions in the S&P 500 (SPY) through risk limiting vertical bear put option spreads.
Those who couldn?t trade options bought the ProShares Ultra Short S&P 500 (SDS) instead.
For the first few times I had to stop out with frustrating, but small losses.
Then, when I saw the rally in stocks rolling over I bet the ranch.
Guess what? I won another ranch!
That?s not all I have been doing.
I have also been using every dip in gold (GLD) to get long. So far in 2016 my track record here has been perfect, with four consecutive winners.
I have also been hammering both the Japanese yen (FXY), (YCS) and the Euro (FXE), (EUO) on the short side.
And for good measure I strapped on an opportunistic short position in oil (USO), which delivered an instant two-day 9.63% gain.
If you have been reading my daily research you know exactly why we have been executing these specific trades, with the fundamental and technical arguments displayed in all their glory.
No chance for indecision or waffling here!
So far in 2016 we have posted A BLISTERING 9.35% GAIN, putting us once more in the top 1% of all hedge fund performance.
And this is in a year when many of the biggest hedge funds have been wiped out, or are posting severe double-digit, life threatening losses, with lame excuses attached.
May so far has been as hot at the Sahara Desert that I recently escaped, UP AN EYE POPPING 8.14%, making it the best month since September, 2015, when we clocked a life changing +11.99% .
This brings my performance since the inception of the Trade Alert Service five and a half years ago to 201.03%. That annualizes out to 37.11% per year, not bad in this upside down, negative interest rate (NIRP) world.
It seems like only a Madman can prosper in these hopeless trading conditions.
The last nine consecutive Trade Alerts I issued have been profitable, most instantly.
Under promise and over deliver has always been a winning business strategy for me. The harder I work, the luckier I get.
This is against a backdrop of major market indexes that are all unchanged so far this year, despite sudden bursts of volatility and long stretches of boredom.
The key to winning this year has been to put the pedal to the medal during those brief, but hair raising rallies, and then take quick profits.
They don?t call me ?Mad? for nothing.
When the market is dead, you sit on your hands.
After all, you are trying to pay for your own yacht, not your broker?s.
When the market pays you to stay away, you stay away in droves.
Those who have made the effort to wake up early every morning and read my witty and incisive prose have an impressive row of notches on their bedpost to show for their effort.
My groundbreaking trade mentoring service was first launched in 2010. Thousands of followers now earn a full time living solely from my Trade Alerts, a development of which I am immensely proud.
Some 50% of my clients are over 50 and managing their own retirement funds fleeing the shoddy, but expensive services provided by Wall Street. The balance are institutional investors, hedge funds, and professional financial advisors.
The Mad Hedge Fund Trader seeks to level the playing field for the average Joe or Josephine. Looking at the testimonials that come in every day, I?d say we?re accomplishing our goal.
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