As you all know, I call readers everyday looking for fresh market intelligence and new ways to improve my service. Yesterday, I spoke to a seven-year follower who inspired me to write this piece.

She was thinking of quitting the stock market and not renewing my newsletter. A 50 year market veteran who grew up with a QUOTRON in her house, she was getting discouraged not just by the recent market action, but the public discussion in America as a whole.

I?ve seen this happen to a lot of people this year. The negative advertising is so ferocious that people are literally going insane. They are being driven to the edge of despair.

I said that for a start she had to turn off the TV.

Some $8 billion will be spent on media by political candidates this year who want to convince you how terrible things are so you can vote for them to fix them.

Turn off the TV and all of that suddenly goes away, and the world becomes a better place.

My response to all of this is to only look at numbers and the US instantly becomes a mighty fine place. A 5.0% unemployment rate. Interest rates are near zero. Energy prices at multi decade lows. Inflation is nowhere to be seen. Did I mention that the stock market is 4% short of an all time high.

Look at the world, and America is the only place you would want to keep your money. Every Chinese and Russian billionaire wants to park their money here as a safe haven. Here they get taxed. At home they get shot.

People are flocking here by the millions to take advantage of our economic opportunities, as they always have done.

Sure, there is an issue with our 2.5% GDP growth rate, a shadow of the 4% rate we saw during the go go 1990?s. I have a couple of theories about that.

1) Demographics

This has largely to do with the retirement of 80 million baby boomers. When our senior citizens pass from the economic scene, they stop spending and increase saving, switch from equity to fixed income investment, and downsize their homes.

The drag created on economic growth is at least 1% a year and maybe more, and there is nothing anyone can do about it. This ends in 2022. We are more than half way through the hard decade now. The next decade will be a replay of the roaring twenties, as 85 million Millennials become big spenders.

2) Out-of-Date Government Data

I think the GDP figures are inaccurate because they are too heavily focused on antiquated measures of the US economy, understating the true growth rate. Why place such a heavy emphasis on manufacturing, when services, where we dominate, account for 80% of the economy?

Much of online commerce, which is generating much of the new growth, is invisible to the green eyeshades in Washington, including my own business. The stock market sees this growth, which is why shares are up 300% from the 2009 bottom, while GDP has added only 19.41%, rising to $17.41 trillion.

When it comes to your investments, you are better off picking up the remote and changing channels from Fox News to CNBC.

3) Hyper Accelerating Technology

Remember when a few days ago I predicted that the first day orders for the new Tesla (TSLA) Model 3 would come in at 10,000 ( click here for ?How Tesla Takes Over the World on Thursday?)? I lied. They are over 200,000 and the day still isn?t over.

In one day, Tesla has completely blown up a 100-year-old business model, as I expected. It has already happened with music, airlines, cell phones, computers, and yes, even the newsletter business. Tesla is now so far ahead of its German, Japanese, Korean, British, and Chinese competitors that they will never catch up.

Where it is most important, the United States is spectacularly ahead of the rest of the world in virtually every important technology, and that lead is increasing.

I was at a dinner party the other night and one of the guests told me that America was angry. I piped up and said ?I?m not angry. In fact things are pretty good for me.? Someone else chimed in, ?Yes, I?m not angry either.?

I discovered the big truth in yesterday?s Quote of the Day. ?Economists say we?re having 2.5% growth. That?s a lie. The reality is that we have 5% growth for the top 20% of the economy, and 0% growth for the bottom 80% of the economy,? said Arthur Brooks, president of the American Enterprise Institute.

I?m in the top 20%, and life is good. I bet you are too.

The message here is that you have to ignore all the noise and keep your eye on the big picture. If you can?t do that you better get out of the market and keep all your money in cash before you lose it.

What all of this means is that the bull market in stocks has at least another three or four years to run.

After 30 minutes of listening, my subscriber was stunned into utter silence. She said what I just told here was alone worth the $3,000 cost of my newsletter.

She would be renewing after all.

Not Exactly an Economy in Trouble

The Tesla Model 3

Good riddance! I?m never eating at THAT restaurant again!

That?s all I can say about the completion of the first quarter of 2016. Talk about an e.coli of a quarter!

It was the worst quarter in hedge fund history. Bodies will be washing up on the beach for months.

Back-to-back we saw both the worst start to a year in stock market history, followed by the sharpest rally. Up to 70% of the net buying from the February 11 ?Jamie Diamond? bottom is thought to be corporate buybacks.

What?s more, it has done three of these nausea inducing round trips in the past 18 months, with barely any net over all change.

That is the most difficult market in the world to trade.

Activist funds especially took it in the shorts. Without exception, the best performing stocks of 2016 had the largest short positions.

Telecommunications stocks closed with the best performance at +15.3%, followed by utilities +13.9%, and consumer staples +5.2%, all defensive high dividend yielders. The reach for yield is alive and well.

Banks took the worst beating, down -5.4%, thanks the Fed?s abandonment of any near term interest rate hikes. Health care also got roughed up, down -5.7%, thanks to the double-barreled assault from both political parties.

I can see right now that there will be a great long bank, long health care trade setting up for the second half of the year, once the election gets out of the way.

I managed to keep my head above water. I closed the quarter up 3.31%, with March peeling off 2.42%. I played the entire month from the short side, which saw 15 of 22 trading days produce gains. Only a highly disciplined stop loss approach kept me from losing my shirt.

It really was the quarter of the STOP LOSS, with me taking hits on the (GDX), (FXE), (XIV), (FXY), and (SPY). The sad truth is that all of these losses expired at their maximum profit point except for the (SPY). If I had only held on, these would have been winners, at the expense of many sleepless nights for both you and me.

If you haven?t done this before, I DON?T recommend you try it some time.

Praise be to gold (GLD), which has saved my bacon three times in three months.

The good news is that I am still only 4% short of an all time performance high. Thus, I live to fight another day.

During the aforementioned 18 months from hades, the (SPY) gained a miserly 5.6%, while the Mad Hedge Fund Trader?s Trade Alert service rocketed by 47.58%.

It?s a classic case of the harder I work, the luckier I get. Being nimble, and having a half-century of trading experience under my belt helps a lot too.

When I ran my big hedge fund during the 1990?s, I learned that if you are flat when you?re wrong and up huge when you are right, the customers will take that all day long.

So will you.

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