Global Market Comments
February 20, 2024
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or HOW THE CPI LIED),
(NVDA), (MSFT), (AMZN), (V), (PANW), (CCJ) (AAPL), (TSLA), (GOOGL), (MSFT), (AMZN), (META), (UBER), (UUP)
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It’s pretty obvious that when the Consumer Price Index was released last Tuesday, the data point was lying through its teeth. The 0.4% increase in the Core CPI brought the YOY gain to a heart-palpitating 3.9%, much higher than expected. The stock market thought it was telling God’s home truth by plunging 740 points at its low.
Interest rate sensitives, like bonds, utilities, real estate, precious metals, energy, and foreign currencies were particularly hard hit.
I have been in the financial markets quite a long time now and as a result, am pretty used to being told porky pies (lies in London’s East End). Take the CPI for example. The reported number came in at a sizzling 3.3% for January. That is enough to kill off any hopes of a Fed interest rate cut in 2024, thus the ensuing wreckage in the market.
However, back out a single number, the 6.0% rise in housing rental costs, and the inflation rate drops all the way to 2.0%, bang on the Fed’s long-term inflation target. In other words, interest rates should be cut RIGHT NOW!
That is clearly the view that the markets came around to on Wednesday, which saw the Dow Average recover 151 points.
Unfortunately, lying is a fact of life in the stock market at every conceivable level. But learn to tolerate it and you can make millions of dollars. That works for me. Like my old college statistics professor used to tell me: “Statistics are like a bikini bathing suit; what they reveal is fascinating, but what they conceal is essential.”
In fact, we may see the stock market bouncing back and forth like a ping pong ball between big technology and the interest rate sectors, depending on what the bond market is doing that day driving traders nuts. After all, it was YOU who wanted to be in show business!
In the meantime, complacency rules all. Cash flows into stocks are near all-time highs. Market strategists have been ratcheting up their yearend targets on a daily basis, even me (I’m now at SPX 6,000). The option put/call ratio is about as low as it gets, meaning there is a universal belief that stocks will continue to appreciate. That’s with the S&P 500 earnings multiple trading at a rich 20.5.
I would be remiss in my duties as a financial advisor if I did not also warn you that these are all market-topping signals, at least for the short term.
Double Yikes, and Heavens to Betsy!
Of course, all eyes will be on the Q4 NVIDIA earnings this week, out after the close on Wednesday and probably the most important data release of the year. Everything else this week is essentially meaningless.
If earnings come in anything less than perfect, up 100% YOY, it could trigger a long overdue correction in the stock market in general and (NVDA) in particular. On the other hand, earnings just might come in more than perfect.
I have been covering (NVDA) for more than a decade back when it was just a video game play and I describe it today as a monopoly on the world’s most valuable product. Their top-end H100 graphics cards are now selling for a breathtaking $30,000 each and Meta (META) just ordered 450,000 of these babies, partly so their competitors can’t get their hands on them. For those who don’t have a calculator that is a single order worth a mind-blowing $13.5 billion.
That is why the stock is up 224% in a year and 50X since the first Mad Hedge trade alert on the company went out at a split-adjusted $2.00. Those who think they can clone (NVDA) and their products overnight can dream on. Most employees have golden handcuffs in the form of vested options at the same $2.00 strike price or lower.
The Magnificent Seven are still cheap relative to the rest of the market. Their price-to-growth ratio (PEG Ratio) is still only half the rest of the market. The Mag Seven will see earnings grow 20% this year with a price-earnings multiple of 30X giving you a PEG of 1.5X. The Unmagnificent 493 are selling at a PEG ratio of 3.0X, meaning they are twice as expensive.
Just thought you’d like to know.
So far in February, we are up +3.42%. My 2024 year-to-date performance is also at -0.86%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +4.72% so far in 2024. My trailing one-year return reached +59.62% versus +24.57% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 15-year total return to +675.77%. My average annualized return has retreated to +51.32%.
Some 63 of my 70 trades last year were profitable in 2023.
I am maintaining a double long in, you guessed it, (NVDA). My longs in (MSFT), (AMZN), (V), (PANW), and (CCJ) all expired at their maximum potential profits with the February option expiration.
CPI Smacks Market, coming in at 0.3% in January instead of the expected 0.2%. The highflyers took the biggest hit. Bonds were destroyed, taking ten-year US Treasury yields up to 4.30%. Is the falling interest rate story dead, or just resting? Rising rents were the big villain here.
US Retail Sales Dive 0.8% in January, a shocking decline from the blowout in December. Consumers didn’t bite on those New Year Sales because they actually started in November. Winter storms as well as technical factors had distorted the data.
Weekly Jobless Claims Dropped to 212,000, an improvement of 8,000 from the previous week. Continuing claims rose to 1,895,000.
https://www.dol.gov/ui/data.pdf
Here are Dan Niles’ Tech Shorts, Apple (AAPL), (TSLA), and Alphabet (GOOGL). He is long Microsoft (MSFT), (AMZN), (META), and of course NVIDIA (NVDA). Sounds like a good call to me. Dan knows what he is doing.
Uber Announces First Ever Share Buy Back, some $7 billion. In the meantime, they have to cope with a driver strike. Buy (UBER) on dips.
$929 Billion in US Commercial Real Estate Loans are Due this Year or 20% of the total. Will there be widespread defaults or will borrowers get rescued by falling interest rates in the second half? Will they extend and pretend? Avoid regional banks like the plague, which lack the capital to cope with this.
US Dollar (UUP) Hits Three Month High, on the hot CPI. You need a falling CPI to get a weak buck. The Euro plunged to $1.07, the British pound to $1.25, the Australian dollar to 65 cents, and the Japanese yen to ¥151.
NVIDIA Now Tops Amazon in Market Value, at $1.2 trillion now the fourth most valuable company in the US. It could eventually top Microsoft’s (MSFT) market cap as it is growing much faster. Those (NVDA) LEAPS are looking pretty good. The shares are up 50% so far in 2024. Buy (NVDA) on dips.
Biden to Ban Chinese EV Car Imports. The measures would apply to electric vehicles and parts originating from China, no matter where they are assembled, in a bid to prevent Chinese makers from moving cars and components into the United States through third countries such as Mexico. Chinese cars will never meet US safety standards. Try driving in China.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, February 19, the markets are closed for Presidents Day.
On Tuesday, February 20 no data of importance is released.
On Wednesday, February 21 at 2:00 PM EST, the Minutes from the previous Federal Open Market Committee meeting are published. NVIDIA earnings are released after the market closes.
On Thursday, February 22 at 8:30 AM EST, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. Existing Home Sales are Released.
On Friday, February 23 at 2:30 PM the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, the first thing I did when I received a big performance bonus from Morgan Stanley in London in 1988 was to run out and buy my own airplane.
By the early 1980s, I’d been flying for over a decade. But it was always in someone else’s plane: a friend’s, the government’s, a rental. And Heaven help you if you broke it!
I researched the market endlessly, as I do with everything, and concluded that what I really needed was a six-passenger Cessna 340 pressurized twin turbo parked in Santa Barbara, CA. After all, the British pound had just enjoyed a surge against the US dollar so American planes were suddenly a bargain. It had a maximum range of 1,448 miles and therefore was perfect for flying around Europe.
The sensible thing to do would have been to hire a professional ferry company to fly it across the pond. But what’s the fun in that? So, I decided to do it myself with a copilot I knew to keep me company. Even more challenging was that I only had three days to make the trip, as I had to be at my trading desk at Morgan Stanley on Monday morning.
The trip proved eventful from the first night. I was asleep in the back seat over Grand Junction, Colorado, when I was suddenly awoken by the plane veering sharply left. My co-pilot had fallen asleep, running the port wing tanks dry and shutting down the engine. He used the emergency boost pump to get it restarted. I spent the rest of the night in the co-pilot’s seat trading airplane stories.
The stops at Kansas City, MO, Koshokton, OH, and Bangor, ME proved uneventful. Then we refueled at Goose Bay, Labrador in Canada, held our breath, and took off for our first Atlantic leg.
Flying the Atlantic in 1988 is not the same as it is today. There were no navigational aids and GPS was still top secret. There were only a handful of landing strips left over from the WWII summer ferry route, and Greenland was still littered with Mustangs, B-17s, B24s, and DC-3s. Many of these planes were later salvaged when they became immensely valuable. The weather was notoriously bad. And a compass was useless, as we flew so close to the magnetic North Pole the needle would spin in circles.
But we did have NORAD, or America’s early warning system against a Russian missile attack.
The practice back then was to call a secret base somewhere in Northern Greenland called “Sob Story.” Why it was called that I can only guess, but I think it has something to do with a shortage of women. An Air Force technician would mark your position on the radar. Then you called him again two hours later and he gave you the heading you needed to get to Iceland. At no time did he tell you where HE was.
It was a pretty sketchy system, but it usually worked.
To keep from falling asleep the solo pilots ferrying aircraft all chatted on a frequency of 123.45 MHz. Suddenly, we heard a mayday call. A female pilot had taken the backseat out of a Cessna 152 and put in a fuel bladder to make the transatlantic range. The problem was that the pump from the bladder to the main fuel tank didn’t work. With eight pilots chipping in ideas, she finally fixed it. But it was a hair-raising hour. There is no air-sea rescue in the Arctic Ocean.
I decided to play it safe and pick up extra fuel in Godthab, Greenland. Godthab has your worst nightmare of an approach, called a DME Arc. You fly a specific radial from the landing strip, keeping your distance constant. Then at an exact angle, you turn sharply right and begin a decent. If you go one degree further, you crash into a 5,000-foot cliff. Needless to say, this place is fogged 365 days a year.
I executed the arc perfectly, keeping a threatening mountain on my left while landing. The clouds mercifully parted at 1,000 feet and I landed. When I climbed out of the plane to clear Danish customs (yes, it’s theirs), I noticed a metallic scraping sound. The runway was covered with aircraft parts. I looked around and there were at least a dozen crashed airplanes along the runway. I realized then that the weather here was so dire that pilots would rather crash their planes than attempt a second go.
When I took off from Godthab, I was low enough to see the many things that Greenland is famous for polar bears, walruses, and natives paddling in deerskin kayaks. It was all fascinating.
I called into Sob Story a second time for my heading, did some rapid calculations, and thought “damn”. We didn’t have enough fuel to make Iceland. The wind had shifted from a 70 MPH tailwind to a 70 MPH headwind, not unusual in Greenland. I slowed down the plane and configured it for maximum range.
I put out my own mayday call saying we might have to ditch, and Reykjavik Control said they would send out an orange bedecked Westland Super Lynch rescue helicopter to follow me in. I spotted it 50 miles out. I completed a five-hour flight and had 15 minutes of fuel left, kissing the ground after landing.
I went over to Air Sea Rescue to thank them for a job well done and asked them what the survival rate for ditching in the North Atlantic was. They replied that even with a bright orange survival suit on, which I had, it was only about 50%.
Prestwick, Scotland was uneventful, just rain as usual. The hilarious thing about flying the full length of England was that when I reported my position, the accents changed every 20 miles. I put the plane down at my home base of Leavesden and parked the Cessna next to a Mustang owned by rock star Randy Newman.
I asked my ferry pilot if ferrying planes across the Atlantic was always so exciting. He dryly answered “Yes.” He told me in a normal year about 10% of the planes go missing.
I raced home, changed clothes, and strode into Morgan Stanley’s office in my pin-stripped suit right on time. I didn’t say a word about what I just accomplished.
The word slowly leaked out and at lunch, the team gathered around to congratulate me and listen to some war stories.
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Flying the Atlantic in 1988
Looking for a Place to Land in Greenland
Landing on a Postage Stamp in Godthab Greenland
On the Ground in Greenland
No Such a Great Landing
Flying Low Across Greenland
Gassing Up in Iceland
Almost Home at Prestwick
Back to London in 1988
Global Market Comments
February 14, 2024
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(HOW TO HANDLE THE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16 OPTIONS EXPIRATION),
(MSFT), (AMZN), (V), (PANW), (CCJ)
Followers of the Mad Hedge Fund Trader alert service have the good fortune to own five deep-in-the-money options positions that expire on Friday, February 16 and I just want to explain to the newbies how to best maximize their profits.
This involves the:
Current Capital at Risk
Risk On
(MSFT) 2/$330-$340 call spread 10.00%
(AMZN) 2/$130-$135 call spread 10.00%
(V) 2/$240-$250 call spread 10.00%
(PANW) 2/$260-$270 call spread 10.00%
(CCJ) 2/$38-$41 call spread 10.00%
Risk Off
NO POSITIONS
Total Net Position 50.00%
Total Aggregate Position 50.00%
I’ll do the math for you on our deepest in-the-money position, the Amazon (AMZN) 2/$130-$135 call spread which I will almost certainly run into expiration.
Provided that we don’t have another monster move down in the market in two trading days, this position should expire at its maximum profit point.
So far, so good.
Your profit can be calculated as follows:
Profit: $5.00 expiration value - $4.30 cost = $0.70 net profit
(25 contracts X 100 contracts per option X $0.70 profit per option)
= $1,750 or 16.28% in 27 trading days.
Many of you have already emailed me asking what to do with these winning positions.
The answer is very simple. You take your left hand, grab your right wrist, pull it behind your neck, and pat yourself on the back for a job well done.
You don’t have to do anything.
Your broker (are they still called that?) will automatically use your long position to cover your short position, canceling out the total holdings.
The entire profit will be credited to your account on Monday morning February 19 and the margin freed up.
Some firms charge you a modest $10 or $15 fee for performing this service.
If you don’t see the cash show up in your account on Monday, get on the blower immediately and find it.
Although the expiration process is now supposed to be fully automated, occasionally machines do make mistakes. Better to sort out any confusion before losses ensue.
If you want to wimp out and close the position before the expiration, it may be expensive to do so. You can probably unload them pennies below their maximum expiration value.
Keep in mind that the liquidity in the options market understandably disappears, and the spreads substantially widen, when a security has only hours, or minutes until expiration on Friday. So, if you plan to exit, do so well before the final expiration at the Friday market close.
This is known in the trade as the “expiration risk.”
One way or the other, I’m sure you’ll do OK, as long as I am looking over your shoulder, as I will be, always. Think of me as your trading guardian angel.
I am going to hang back and wait for good entry points before jumping back in. It’s all about keeping that “Buy low, sell high” thing going.
I’m looking to cherry-pick my new positions going into the next quarter's end.
Take your winnings and go out and buy yourself a well-earned dinner. Just make sure it’s take-out. I want you to stick around.
Well done, and on to the next trade.
You Can’t Do Enough Research
Global Market Comments
February 12, 2024
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or RAISING MY YEAREND TARGET TO (SPX) $6,000)
(AAPL), (GOOGL), (META) (MSFT), (AMZN), (V), (PANW), (CCJ), (ARM), (USO), (XOM), (OXY), (INDA), (INDY), (FXI), (BABA), (NVDA), (TSA), (RCL)
When I announced my year-end target for the S&P 500 on the first of January, I knew it was cautious. That provided for only a 15% gain for 2024. Yet here we are a mere six weeks into the New Year, and we only have 10.4% to go.
That is with the six lead stocks, which account for 30% of the entire stock market capitalization, seeing earnings grow up to 300% annually. With that kind of growth, even $6,000 is looking overly conservative, even allowing for no multiple expansion whatsoever.
The top six stocks are over 11% YTD, while half of all S&P 500 stocks are down. A few friends of mine who are still alive and have been in the market for as long as I have never seen a market this concentrated. They are amazed, befuddled, and aghast, as am I.
And if you do want to buy big tech, you’re going to have to compete with the big tech companies themselves to do so. The buyback machine continues full speed ahead, with Apple (AAPL) Hoovering up $20.5 billion of its own shares, Alphabet (GOOGL) $16.1 billion, Meta (META) 6.3 billion, and Microsoft (MSFT) $4 billion.
I am a firm believer that markets will do whatever they have to do to screw the most people. So far this year it has done an admirable job doing just that, going up in a straight line with everyone underinvested and with $8 trillion on the sideline.
This is how markets will continue screwing most people. It keeps going up a little bit more. The NVIDIA earnings announcement due out on February 21 could be the ideal turning point.
Then the market suffers a ferocious correction, maybe 10% in a short period. Traders panic and dump all their positions. Then the (SPX) turns around at about $4,800 on a dime and then rockets all the way up to $6,000, frustrating investors once again.
I just thought you’d like to know.
I am usually cautious about ultra bears, but I picked up an interesting view last week about how long it may take the Chinese economy to recover.
During the US house bust from 2007 to 2012, the United States had 3 million excess unwanted homes weighing on the market like a dead weight, or about a seven-month oversupply. That was enough excess to cause the Great Recession, a 52% crash in the S&P 500, and the demise of thousands of American companies, including Lehman Brothers and Bear Stearns.
Today, China has a staggering 50 million excess homes in a population only four times larger than ours. That is a 15-year oversupply for the market. That means China could suffer a decade and a half of subpar growth and lagging stock markets. Don’t touch Chinese stocks even though they offer attractive single-digit multiples.
Why do you care? Because China is the world’s largest consumer and importer of most commodities, food, and energy. The stocks that specialize in these areas could be facing a long-term drag from the Middle Kingdom unless it is offset somewhere else.
The Chinese are only now discovering that the principal driver of their economic growth for the past 30 years has been US investment. President Xi has managed to scare that away with a hostile attitude towards America and saber-rattling over Taiwan. Last year for the first time the US imported more from Mexico than from China, where many companies have re-shored.
Wonder why crude oil (USO), (XOM), (OXY) is at $68 a barrel when the US economy is growing at a 3.1% rate? This is the reason. It is also a strong argument in favor of investing in India, which I discussed last week. Buy the (INDA) and the (INDY), not the (FXI) or (BABA).
In the meantime, you’ve got to love ARM Holdings PLC, whose earnings announcement triggered a heroic 56% one-day move up in the stock. They execute sub-designs for almost every AI chip out there. That’s what a 3% float in the stock gets you. Anyone who has any doubts about the durability of the AI story should take a look at what happened to (ARM) last week.
So far in February, we are up +1.78%. My 2024 year-to-date performance is also at -2.50%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +5.03% so far in 2024. My trailing one-year return reached +60.44% versus +33.13% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 16-year total return to +674.13%. My average annualized return has retreated to +51.20%.
Some 63 of my 70 trades last year were profitable in 2023.
I am maintaining longs in (MSFT), (AMZN), (V), (PANW), and (CCJ).
Reheating is Becoming an Issue, with a strong US economy and record-low unemployment rate possibly prompting the Fed to delay interest rate cuts. The stock market has been running on steroids on the expectation of imminent cuts. This is a new market risk and could unleash a thunderstorm on our parade.
CPI Revised Down, in December, from 0.3% to 0.2%. The deflationary economy is back! Stocks loved it, with the S&P 500 catapulting to $5,000. That’s why I revised my yearend target up to $6,000.
Early Retirements are Soaring, thanks to a stock market at new all-time highs. Baby boomers can now afford to “take this job and shove it.”
NVIDIA Enters New Custom Chip Market, potentially adding another $30 billion in revenues. The dominant global designer and supplier of AI chips aim to capture a portion of an exploding market for custom AI chips and to protect itself from the growing number of companies interested in finding alternatives to its products. Buy (NVDA) on dips.
Morgan Stanley Upgrades NVIDIA to an $800 Target. An exceptional supply-demand imbalance in the artificial intelligence-chip sector, as well as a massive shift in spending toward emerging technology, is likely to persist over the near term. Buy (NVDA) on dips.
ARM Holdings (ARM) Soars by 41%, off a spectacular forecast-based demand for designed-up AI chips. UK-based Arm makes money through royalties, when companies pay for access to build Arm-compatible chips, usually amounting to a small percentage of the final chip price. Arm said its customers shipped 7.7 billion Arm chips during the September quarter.
Tesla (TSLA) Looking to Cut Jobs, and reduce costs, as is the rest of Silicon Valley. The move could mark the bottom of the stock. Elon Musk is the master job cutter, axing 80% of the Twitter staff on takeover.
Meta (META) Gains $196 Billion in Market Cap in One Day, off the back of record sales, tripled earnings, and reduced costs.
Construction Spending Gains, up 0.9% in December, the best since October. Watch the industry reaccelerate as interest rates fall.
Royal Caribbean Beats, with record bookings in an industry I have recently become intensely interested in. (RCL) is grabbing market share from land-based vacations, as Millennials are finally discovering cheap cruise vacations, where it is often cheaper than to stay in a motel with all you can eat. Only a few cruises were lost to the Red Sea War. (RCL) just launched Icon of the Seas, the world’s largest cruise ship.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, February 12, the US Consumer Inflation Expectations are announced.
On Tuesday, February 13 at 8:30 AM EST, the Core Inflation Rate will be released.
On Wednesday, February 14 at 2:00 PM, the Producer Price Index is published. The Federal Reserve announces its interest rate decision.
On Thursday, February 15 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. We also get Retail Sales.
On Friday, February 16 at 2:30 PM, the January Building Permits are published, along with the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment. At 2:00 PM the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, it was in 1986 when the call went out at the London office of Morgan Stanley for someone to undertake an unusual task. They needed someone who knew the Middle East well, spoke some Arabic, was comfortable in the desert, and was a good rider.
The higher-ups had obtained an impossible-to-get invitation from the Kuwaiti Royal family to take part in a camel caravan into the Dibdibah Desert. It was the social event of the year.
More importantly, the event was to be attended by the head of the Kuwait Investment Authority, who ran over $100 billion in assets. Kuwait had immense oil revenues, but almost no people, so the bulk of their oil revenues were invested in western stock markets. An investment of goodwill here could pay off big time down the road.
The problem was that the US had just launched air strikes against Libya, destroying the dictator, Muammar Gaddafi’s royal palace, our response to the bombing of a disco in West Berlin frequented by US soldiers. Terrorist attacks were imminently expected throughout Europe.
Of course, I was the only one who volunteered.
My managing director didn’t want me to go, as they couldn’t afford to lose me. I explained that in reviewing the range of risks I had taken in my life, this one didn’t even register. The following week found myself in a first-class seat on Kuwait Airways headed for a Middle East in turmoil.
A limo picked me up at the Kuwait Hilton, just across the street from the US embassy, where I occupied the presidential suite. We headed west into the desert.
In an hour, I came across the most amazing sight - a collection of large tents accompanied by about 100 camels. Everyone was wearing traditional Arab dress with a ceremonial dagger. I had been riding horses all my life, camels not so much. So, I asked for the gentlest camel they had.
The camel wranglers gave me a tall female, which was more docile and obedient than the males. Imagine that! Getting on a camel is weird, as you mount them while they are sitting down. My camel had no problem lifting my 180 pounds.
They were beautiful animals, highly groomed, and in the pink of health. Some were worth millions of dollars. A handler asked me if I had ever drunk fresh camel milk, and I answered no. They didn’t offer it at Safeway. He picked up a metal bowl, cleaned it out with his hand, and milked a nearby camel.
He then handed me the bowl with a big smile across his face. There were definitely green flecks of manure floating on the top, but I drank it anyway. I had to, lest my host would lose face. At least it was white. It was body temperature warm and much richer than cow’s milk.
The motion of a camel is completely different from a horse. You ride back and forth in a rocking motion. I hoped the trip was short, as this ride had repetitive motion injuries written all over it. I was using muscles I had never used before. Hit your camel with a stick and they take off at 40 miles per hour.
I learned that a camel is a super animal ideally suited for the desert. It can ride 100 miles a day, and 150 miles in emergencies, according to TE Lawrence, who made the epic 600-mile trek to Aquaba in only four weeks in the height of summer. It can live 15 days without water, converting the fat in its hump.
In ten miles, we reached our destination. The tents went up, clouds of dust rose, the camels were corralled, and the cooking began for an epic feast that night.
It was a sight to behold. Elaborately decorated huge three-by-five wide bronze platers were brought overflowing with rice and vegetables, and every part of a sheep you can imagine, none of which was wasted. In the center was a cooked sheep’s head with the top of the skull removed so the brains were easily accessible. We all ate with our right hands.
I learned that I was the first foreigner ever invited to such an event, and the Arabs delighted in feeding me every part of the sheep, the eyes, the brains, the intestines, and the gristle. I pretended to love everything and laid back and thought of England. When they asked how it tasted I said it was great. I lied.
As the evening progressed, the Johnny Walker Red came out of hiding. Alcohol is illegal in Kuwait, and formal events are marked by copious amounts of elaborate fruit juices. I was told that someone with a royal connection had smuggled in an entire container of whiskey and I could drink all I wanted.
The next morning I was awoken by a bellowing camel and the worst headache in the world. I threw a rock at him to get him to shut up and he sauntered over and peed all over me.
The things I did for Morgan Stanley!
Four years later, Iraq invaded Kuwait. Some of my friends were kidnapped and held for ransom, while others were never heard from again.
The Kuwaiti government said they would pay for the war if we provided the troops, tanks, and planes. So they sold their entire $100 million investment portfolio and gave the money to the US.
Morgan Stanley got the mandate to handle the liquidation, earning the biggest commission in the firm’s history. No doubt, the salesman who got the order was considered a genius, earned a promotion, and was paid a huge bonus.
I spent the year as a Marine Corps captain, flying around assorted American generals and doing the odd special opp. I got shot down and still set off airport metal detectors. No bonus here. But at least I gained an insight and an experience into a medieval Bedouin lifestyle that is long gone.
They say success has many fathers. This is a classic example.
You can’t just ride out into the Kuwait desert anymore. It is still filled with mines planted by the Iraqis. There are almost no camels left in the Middle East, long ago replaced by trucks. When I was in Egypt in 2019, I rode a few mangy, pitiful animals held over for the tourists.
When I passed through my London Club last summer, the Naval and Military Club on St. James Square, whose portrait was right at the front entrance? None other than that of Lawrence of Arabia.
It turns out we were members of the same club in more ways than one.
Stay healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
John Thomas of Arabia
Checking Out the Local Camel Milk
This One Will Do
Traffic in Arabia
Global Market Comments
February 8, 2024
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(A NOTE ON OPTIONS CALLED AWAY),
(MSFT), (PANW), (V), (GOOGL), (CCJ)
I was awoken this morning by calls from Concierge members asking what to do when their Visa (V) options were assigned or called away. The answer was very simple: fall down on your knees and thank your lucky stars. You have just made the maximum possible profit for your position instantly.
We have the good fortune to have five option call spreads that are deep in the money going into the February 16 option expiration. They include:
(MSFT) 2/$330-$340 call spread
(AMZN) 2/$130-$135 call spread
(V) 2/$240-$250 call spread
(PANW) 2/$260-$270 call spread
(CCJ) 2/$38-$41 call spread
In the run-up to every options expiration, which is the third Friday of every month, there is a possibility that any short options positions you have may get assigned or called away.
Most of you have short-option positions, although you may not realize it. For when you buy an in-the-money vertical option spread, it contains two elements: a long option and a short option.
The short options can get “assigned,” or “called away” at any time, as it is owned by a third party, the one you initially sold the put option to when you initiated the position.
You have to be careful here because the inexperienced can blow their newfound windfall if they take the wrong action, so here’s how to handle it correctly.
Let’s say you get an email from your broker telling you that your call options have been assigned away. I’ll use the example of the Visa (V) February 2024 $240-$250 in-the-money vertical BULL CALL debit spread.
For what the broker had done in effect allows you to get out of your call spread position at the maximum profit point 8 trading days before the February 16 expiration date. In other words, what you bought for $8.80 on January 10 is now $10.00!
All have to do is call your broker and instruct them to exercise your long position in your (V) February 2024 $240 calls to close out your short position in the (V) February 2024 $250 calls.
This is a perfectly hedged position, with both options having the same expiration date, and the same amount of contracts in the same stock, so there is no risk. The name, number of shares, and number of contracts are all identical, so you have no exposure at all.
Calls are a right to buy shares at a fixed price before a fixed date, and one option contract is exercisable into 100 shares.
To say it another way, you bought the (V) at $240 and sold it at $250, paid $8.80 for the right to do so, so your profit is $1.20 or ($1.20 X 100 shares X 12 contracts) = $1,440. Not bad for a 26-day defined limited-risk play.
Sounds like a good trade to me.
Weird stuff like this happens in the run-up to options expirations like we have coming.
A call owner may need to buy a long (V) position after the close, and exercising his long February $240 call is the only way to execute it.
Adequate shares may not be available in the market, or maybe a limit order didn’t get done by the market close.
There are thousands of algorithms out there that may arrive at some twisted logic that the calls need to be exercised.
Many require a rebalancing of hedges at the close every day which can be achieved through option exercises.
And yes, options even get exercised by accident. There are still a few humans left in this market to make mistakes.
And here’s another possible outcome in this process.
Your broker will call you to notify you of an option called away, and then give you the wrong advice on what to do about it. They’ll tell you to take delivery of your long stock and then most additional margin to cover the risk.
Either that, or you can just sell your shares on the following Monday and take on a ton of risk over the weekend. This generates oodles of commission for the brokers but impoverishes you.
There may not even be an evil motive behind the bad advice. Brokers are not investing a lot in training staff these days. It doesn’t pay. In fact, I think I’m the last one they did train 50 years ago.
Avarice could have been an explanation here but I think stupidity, poor training, and low wages are much more likely.
Brokers have so many legal ways to steal money that they don’t need to resort to the illegal kind.
This exercise process is now fully automated at most brokers but it never hurts to follow up with a phone call if you get an exercise notice. Mistakes do happen.
Some may also send you a link to a video of what to do about all this.
If any of you are the slightest bit worried or confused by all of this, come out of your position RIGHT NOW at a small profit! You should never be worried or confused about any position tying up YOUR money.
Professionals do these things all day long and exercises become second nature, just another cost of doing business.
If you do this long enough, eventually you get hit. I bet you don’t.
Calling All Options!
Global Market Comments
January 29, 2024
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING?)
(SPY), (TLT), ($VIX), (MSFT), (META), (GOOGL),
(AMZN), (NVDA), (V), (PANW), (CCJ)
There can be too much of a good thing.
Inflation is dramatically falling, with Core PCE down to an amazing 2.6% YOY rate in December. At the same time, GDP growth came in at an incredible 3.3% in Q4 and 2.5% for all of 2023. The long-term average is 3.0%. It’s about as close to a Goldilocks scenario as we’ll ever get.
The problem arises when the economy gets TOO healthy right when the Fed is considering its first interest rate CUTS in four years. That could lead our nation’s central bank to postpone cuts or not to announce them at all.
That would suddenly put the three-month-old bull market on ice, perhaps indefinitely, which has given us one of the worst whipsaw markets I have ever seen. Sector leadership has changed three times so far in 2024. First, there was the AI 5, (MSFT), (META), (GOOGL), (AMZN), and (NVDA). Next came stocks that benefit the most from falling interest rates, financials, precious metals, base metals, industrials, bonds, and foreign currencies.
To say this would be a tough market to trade would be an understatement, evidenced by my multiple stop losses this month. The remedy for this is to shrink your portfolio, sit back, and wait for the market to tell you what to do. I have to say that with the Volatility Index ($VIX) camped out at the $12 handle, options are not offering a lot for you to chew on either.
If you are looking for any further proof that technology is accelerating far faster than we can understand, I shall recall for your edification my last weekend.
After my youngest went off to college, I had to get her headboard refinished because she spent two years in bed looking at her computer while enrolled in high school during COVID-19. She had completely worn the finish off but got all A’s.
So I went to Yelp to look for a furniture restoration business. I clicked on one restorer who had good reviews and lots of pictures, described the job, and included pictures. Within 60 seconds, I received not one bid for the job but four, as Yelp had put the job out for bid across its entire network. One offered to do the job the next day for $100.
Learning how easy it is to refinish furniture, I put a second job out for bid, a small beat-up desk which I picked up at an estate sale for $20. I learned that this was a 100-year-old Craftsman desk highly sought after by collectors worth $2,500. Absolutely, yes, it was worth the $750 cost of a total stripped-down restoration.
I’m thinking “poor furniture restorers”, but what they are losing in the price, they make up in volume. Their craft is in fact a dying one and they can charge whatever they want.
And now you know why I go to estate sales.
What kind of homework is my daughter getting these days? As a Computer Science major at the University of California, she was handed a box of calculators smashed with a hammer. Over a weekend, she was required to invent a tool that identified the good chips from the bad, write code to reprogram the chips, and then glue the good calculators back together.
By Sunday afternoon she had a box full of working but somewhat ugly calculators, thanks to my donation of Gorilla Glue. And this for a sophomore! Needless to say, I didn’t see much of my daughter last weekend, except when she came downstairs to do her laundry.
Next week, they have to fix cell phones.
Gulp! I doubt I could even get into the UC today, even though I graduated Magna Cum Laude 50 years ago. Such is life with college students.
Watch out! The future is happening fast!
So far in January, we are down -4.33%. My 2024 year-to-date performance is also at -4.33%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +1.14% so far in 2024. My trailing one-year return reached +54.54% versus +21.14% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 15-year total return to +672.30%. My average annualized return has retreated to +51.06%.
Some 63 of my 70 trades last year were profitable in 2023.
I am maintaining longs in (MSFT), (AMZN), (V), (PANW), and (CCJ).
US GDP Rocketed by 2.5% in 2023, cementing its position as the strongest major economy in the world. Q4 came in at a hot 3.3%. We’re going from soft landing to no landing at all. Unfortunately, the report also put our bond trade to sleep.
Inflation Falls, with the Core PCE index easing to 2.9% last month, the lowest since 2021. That’s in the face of consumer spending posting the biggest back-to-back increase in nearly a year. This is very positive for bond bulls. Buy (TLT) LEAPS on dips.
The Roaring Twenties are Back, says investment guru and old friend Ed Yardeni. He draws parallels with the runaway stock prices that followed the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic, which killed millions. Of course, you had a 10:1 margin during the twenties which made speculation much easier. Are same-day options any worse?
New Homes Sales Recover, on a falling interest rate push, up 8.0% to 664,000. Sales, however, can be volatile on a month-to-month basis. Sales increased 4.4% on a year-on-year basis in December.
Netflix Soars on Big Subscriber Beat, up 8.6% on an add of 13 million new subscribers. It moved solidly into more sports content with the World Wrestling Entertainment deal. Buy (NFLX) on dips, which clearly won the streaming wars. I can’t get enough of The Rock, who is a genuinely nice guy.
Microsoft Tops $3 Trillion Valuation, cementing its hold on the AI lead. (MSFT) has been a top Mad hedge holding for years which we are currently long. Buy (MSFT) on dips which may have another $100 in it this year.
Freeport McMoRan Kills it, with an earnings upside blowout, taking the stock up 5%. CEO Richard Adkerson, a long-time Mad Hedge subscriber, says any problems are short-term. Political problems in Chile and Peru are an issue, which generates 40% of the world’s copper. Electrification of the US economy will continue to be a driving theme.
Mortgage Rates Plunge to 8-Month Low. The average fixed-rate 30-year mortgage fell to 6.60% as of Thursday from 6.66% the week prior, Freddie Mac said in its weekly report on home loan borrowing costs. The next Golden Age of Housing is here.
China Markets Dive, on news that the central bank was forced into the currency markets to support the yuan. Stock markets didn’t like it a bit, down 2.7% on the day. Overseas funds have sold roughly $1.6 billion in Chinese equities so far this year, with investor confidence bruised by signs of a slowdown in the world's second-largest economy. Offshore yuan tomorrow-next forwards jumped to a more than two-month high of 4.25 points late on Monday, reflecting signs of tighter liquidity conditions. Avoid China (FXI) like some stale egg foo young.
“Oppenheimer” Sweeps the Oscars, with a record 13 nominations. It’s a movie where I knew half the characters in real life from my work at the Nuclear Test site in Nevada. It was another opportunity to discuss advanced nuclear physics over dinner with my kids. Click here for the full list. The winners will be announced on March 10.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, January 29, the Dallas Fed Manufacturing Index was announced.
On Tuesday, January 30 at 8:30 AM EST, the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index is released. We also get the JOLTS Job Openings Report.
On Wednesday, January 31 at 2:00 PM, the ADP Private Jobs Opening Report is published. The Federal Reserve announces its interest rate decision.
On Thursday, February 1 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.
On Friday, February 2 at 2:30 PM, the December Nonfarm Payroll Report and Unemployment Rate is published. At 2:00 PM the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, I received calls from six readers last week saying I remind them of Ernest Hemingway. This, no doubt, was the result of Ken Burns’ excellent documentary about the Nobel prize-winning writer on PBS last week.
It is no accident.
My grandfather drove for the Italian Red Cross on the Alpine front during WWI, where Hemingway got his start, so we had a connection right there.
Since I read Hemingway’s books in my mid-teens I decided I wanted to be him and became a war correspondent. In those days, you traveled by ship a lot, leaving ample time to finish off his complete work.
I visited his homes in Key West, Florida, and Ketchum, Idaho. His Cuban residence is high on my list, now that Castro is gone. His home in Cuba is on the menu.
I used to stay in the Hemingway Suite at the Ritz Hotel on Place Vendome in Paris where he lived during WWII. I had drinks at the Hemingway Bar downstairs where war correspondent Ernest shot a German colonel in the face at point-blank range. I still have the ashtrays.
Harry’s Bar in Venice, a Hemingway favorite, was a regular stopping-off point for me. I have those ashtrays too.
I even dated his granddaughter from his first wife, Hadley, the movie star Mariel Hemingway, before she got married, and when she was still being pursued by Robert de Niro and Woody Allen. Some genes skip generations and she was a dead ringer for her grandfather. She was the only Playboy centerfold I ever went out with. We still keep in touch.
So, I’ll spend the weekend watching Farewell to Arms….again, after I finish my writing.
Oh, and if you visit the Ritz Hotel today, you’ll find the ashtrays are now glued to the tables.
As for last summer, stayed in the Hemingway suite at the Hotel Post in Cortina d’Ampezzo Italy where he stayed in the 1950s to finish a book. Maybe some inspiration will rub off on me.
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader