Mad Hedge Technology Letter
March 27, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(SMART MONEY HAS LEFT)
(AAPL), (MSFT), (FRC)
Mad Hedge Technology Letter
March 27, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(SMART MONEY HAS LEFT)
(AAPL), (MSFT), (FRC)
The Federal Reserve is moving deeper into a trapped corner because the Fed is facing inflation that they haven’t fixed yet.
That’s not a problem so far as they are gradually lifting rates to cure it, but what happens when a systemic event occurs and they are forced to pivot when inflation is still at 6%?
This is why I have always championed just doing one big rate raise to get it over with.
The longer the Fed draws it out, the more chance they have to pivot when inflation is still toxic to the consumer.
Why do I care about all this?
The systemic event has arrived and that could mean that precious dollars are steered away from tech shares in April and are funneled over to the banking sector where the smart money is buying the dip in “too big to fail” banking stocks.
Since the beginning of March, three U.S. banks have failed and others — most notably California-based First Republic (FRC) — are teetering on the edge amid deposit outflows.
All else equal, in a banking crisis, investors would expect the Fed to cut rates to ease pressure on the financial system.
Since 1977, the Federal Reserve has worked to fulfill a "dual mandate" of achieving maximum employment and stable prices.
Tech stocks had a strong initial bounce from the banking shock, but that doesn’t mean it will last.
I took profits in some of my tech positions and the pricing action in the last few days has been poor to the upside.
I do believe we could experience a transitory sideways move which might be followed by an earnings scare that could induce a short-term pullback.
Tech has done remarkably well in the first few months of the year and the grind up during the banking crisis has shown resilience.
However, where is the use case for the incremental investor in tech?
Sure, we got some nice bounces from Facebook and Google cutting staff.
Getting leaner is certainly better.
Then there was the OpenAI bounce with artificial intelligence going from a fad to the new buzzword.
Microsoft and Apple have separated themselves from the crowd.
I am concerned about the breadth of the tech sector because many growth companies are starting to dip and dip some more.
It’s true that many investors are on the sidelines because they believe that the banking crisis has just started.
At the end of the day wasn’t it Russia that was supposed to preside over a failing economy susceptible to bank runs?
Ironically enough, by the end of 2021, as a result of high oil prices and a post-pandemic recovery, Russia's annual growth rate exceeded 5%. While the rate was expected to slow down in 2022, prewar forecasters would pin it at around 3 percent.
After the buy-the-dip in banks crowd moved out of the safety tech trade, we could be in for a sideways correction that could lead to some downside risk.
It doesn’t help that the Western financial system has creaky knees and it seems at this point tech might have to navigate around bank blowups in the short term.
The real safety tech trade continues to be Apple and Microsoft because the banking contagion has effectively led to the death of tech startups and small caps.
Global Market Comments
March 24, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARCH 22 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(IBB), (INTC), (AMD), (XLU), (NVDA), (TSLA), (FRC), (QQQ), (SPY), (TLT), (UNG), (USO), (VLO), (DINO), (SUN), (FCX), (JPM), (RIVN), (DVN), (LNG), (KMI), (DAL)
CLICK HERE to download today's position sheet.
Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the March 22 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar, broadcast from Silicon Valley, CA.
Q: I have big losses in biotech (IBB) but am a long-term believer—do you think it will recover?
A: Yes, I do. But we are still looking at the post-COVID hangover, where Biotechs rocketed for about a year. We’re simply coming off that overbought situation. In the meantime, the industry continues to generate groundbreaking discoveries at the fastest rate in history. When those translate into profit-making products, the stocks will perform, and many of them already have.
Q: Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) appears to be overbought, what are your thoughts?
A: Yes absolutely, the whole chip sector is overbought, because guess what, they benefit from falling interest rates and an economic recovery. That group will absolutely lead going into the future, and it’s hard to get into—these things just go up in a straight line. Look at Nvidia (NVDA), it has more than doubled since the October low and you barely get pullbacks. It’s looking like Nvidia is going to take over the world; we’d love to get into it but it seems like it will only be a high-risk/high-reward stock. They are now having the tailwind with Chat GPT—which everyone has to own now or go out of business—and buy Nvidia chips to make it work.
Q: Would you recommend banks and brokerages here?
A; Yes, because of the banking crisis, they’ll be the best performers as we come out of it. The end of the interest rate rising cycle is now in sight, and we are about to enter the golden age of banking. Institutions are buying stocks for that now. And your next entry point will be Friday because the pattern has been to sell off everything on Fridays in expectation of a new bank going under on the weekend. If nothing happens, then you have a big rally on Monday morning. So that you can probably play.
Q: Are there recordings of this webinar?
A: Yes, to find all past recordings, just go to www.madhedgefundtrader.com and log in.
Q: When does Intel (INTC) become a buy, if ever?
A: It’s probably a “BUY” right here. You never want to buy a tech company run by a salesman, and that’s what happened with Intel. As soon as you had a salesman guaranteeing he’d turn the company around, the stock dropped by half. So down here, it’s looking more likely that they’ll fire the head of Intel, get an engineer back in charge, and the stock should double. But clearly, it’s the only value left in the semiconductor area.
Q: Would you double up on the United States Natural Gas Fund (UNG)?
A: Yes, and I'd be doing 2-year (UNG) LEAPS. There’s no way you have an economic recovery over the next two years that will get us a double, triple, or quadruple in the price of natural gas, and (UNG) will catch that move less 35% for the contango (the 1-year differential between front month and one-year futures contracts).
Q: What’s your favorite tech stock to buy on the dip?
A: It has to be Tesla (TSLA). And I’m in the middle of writing a massive opus on the Tesla Investors Day, which included far more news and content than people realize. That's because you have journalists covering investors' day, not engineers. So I’ll get to the engineers’ and scientists view, which is much more interesting.
Q: Buy bitcoin after the financial contagion?
A: No, bitcoin is what you bought at the market top because there was nothing else to buy because everything else was so expensive. Now everything else is cheap when you can buy Apple (AAPL) at $160, Nvidia at $272 (NVDA), or Tesla (TSLA) at $200. Those are far better choices than a purely speculative asset class which you may never see again once you send in your money. That has been the experience of a lot of people.
Q: Should I sell short the Utility ETF (XLU) if investors head into growth stocks?
A: No, utilities are very heavy borrowers with big capital requirements, and also will benefit heavily from falling interest rates. Basically, everything goes up on an economic recovery. So, your short ideas were great a year ago, not so much now. Now we’re looking for long plays, and just a few hedges, like in bonds, to control risk.
Q: What's the net entry point for Freeport McMoRan (FCX)?
A: I would say here, and my target for this year for Freeport is at the very least hitting $50 again; someday we hit $100, once we get another ramp-up for EV production and the demand for copper sores accordingly.
Q: I hear China has a battery that will go 600 miles and is coming soon.
A: Tesla has a battery that will go 1,000 miles now, but it can only be recharged once. It turns out that the military is very interested in using these, converting Humvees to EVs; then you could parachute them charged batteries which you just pop in. That eliminates having to move these giant bladders of gasoline which easily explode. So yes, the 1,000-mile battery has actually been around for 10 years but can’t be mass-produced. That is the issue.
Q: How will Tesla deal with hydrogen?
A: It will ignore it. Hydrogen will never go mainstream—it can’t compete with an existing electric power grid. But there are fleet or utility applications that make sense; so other than a small, limited fleet confined to a local area, I don't see hydrogen ever catching up. And Saudi Arabia can easily convert their entire oil supply into hydrogen to create a “green” carbon-free fuel. Remember, the cost of electric power cars is dropping dramatically—at about 20% a year—so hydrogen has to keep up with that too which they’re not.
Q: Please explain a bank LEAPS.
A: You buy a call option, you sell short a call option higher up, and you do it with a maturity of one year longer, or more. That’s what makes it a LEAPS. If you want more details, just go to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, and search LEAPS and a full explanation of how to execute these will come up.
Q: What do you think of Rivian (RIVN)?
A: It’s a long-term play—they got knocked down by half on their latest $1.2 billion capital raise, which everybody knew was coming, but still seemed to surprise some traders. It’s a long-term hold, not a short term trade. That said, it’s tempting to do LEAPS on Rivian right here going out two years. The stock is down 95% from the highs.
Q: What level LEAPS do you do on JP Morgan (JPM)?
A: I sent that out to everybody last week—that would be to buy the $130 call option and sell short the $135 call option for January of 2024. That way the stock only has to go up 4% for you to make a 100% return on that investment. That’s why we love LEAPS.
Q: I had First Republic Bank (FRC) at $30, took a bath, and got rid of it. Should I have held on?
A: Yes. There's nothing wrong with First Republic's business, and that’s what's new in all of this current round of bank failures—the assets are fine. Usually when a bank goes under it’s because they extended too many dubious loans that defaulted. First Republic not only has a great loan book, but a great asset base in high-net-worth individuals. This is not a bank you would normally expect to go under. Which is why private banks are pouring money into it to save it. I’d be a buyer at the $10 level if we get down that far again. And I actually bought a little bit of First Republic myself on Monday, the meltdown day at $15, with the theory that it will get bailed out and the stock goes up ten times.
Q: Would you do vertical credit spreads on the SPDR S&P 500 ETF Fund (SPY) or Invesco QQQ ETF (QQQ) with the $2 spread?
A: No, the big money is made on single stocks, which have double or triple the volatility of indexes, and you know which single stocks to buy right now—the ones that just had a big selloff. You want more volatility at market bottoms, not less; and I would recommend doing all the financial and call spreads and LEAPS right here. They will have higher volatility and deliver much better risk/reward ratios. That is basic trading 101: you short indexes on the way down, you buy single stocks on the way up. That's what every hedge fund worth its salt does.
Q: Do you have an opinion on Zero Days to Expiration causing greater volatility?
A: Absolutely, it is—especially on Fridays. And I'm not doing these because they are basically lottery tickets. But, if it's a coin toss on whether you make money or not, and you write off the bad ones and make a nice profit on the good ones, that could be a profitable trade. I actually have several followers experimenting with that type of strategy, so I'll let you know if they make any money on it.
Q: What do you think about oil in this environment?
A: It’s discounting a recession which is never going to happen; so oil and oil plays are probably a good trade here, especially with front-month calls. I would be going for Valero Energy (VLO) and the refiners like Sinclair (DINO) and Sunoco (SUN), rather than the big producers because they have already had big moves which they have held onto mostly. Expect oil to go up—I’d be buying the commodity here (USO) and I’d be buying the United States Natural Gas Fund (UNG).
Q: What's the maximum downside in the next 30 days?
A: Well I showed you on that S&P 500 (SPY) chart at the beginning—$350 is the worst-case scenario with a deep recession, and that assumes the banking crisis doesn’t go away and gets worse. I think the banking crisis is done and getting better so we won’t test the downside, but the unanticipated can happen, so you have to be ready for anything. The non-recessionary low looks to be $375.
Q: What if you can’t do spreads in an IRA, like for iShares 20 Plus Year Treasury Bond ETF (TLT)?
A: Just buy the (TLT) outright, or buy it on 2:1 margin. (TLT) is probably a great buy around 100 or 101. ProShares has the 2X long Ultra Treasury ETF (UBT), but the fees are high, the spreads are wide, and the tracking error is large, as is standard for these kinds of instruments.
Q: When taking a position in LEAPS, how do you decide the position size per holding?
A: I send out all the LEAPS assuming one contract, then you can adjust your size according to your own experience level and risk tolerance. Keep in mind that if I’m wrong on everything, the value of all LEAPS goes to zero, so it may not be for you. On the other hand, if I am right on my one-year and two-year views, all these LEAPS will deliver a 100-120% return. You decide.
Q: Are you expecting a seasonal rally in oil?
A: Yes I am, and we’re coming off very low levels. Buy the United States Oil ETF (USO) and buy the United States Natural Gas Fund (UNG).
Q: Is a recession still on the table with all the banking crises?
A: No, if anything, it brings the end of any possibility of a recession because it’s bringing interest rate cuts sooner than expected, which brings a recovery that’s sooner than expected. And that’s why you’re getting interest-rate-sensitive stocks holding here and starting to rally.
Q: My retirement account won’t let me buy (UNG)—Are there any other good companies I can buy?
A: Yes, Devon Energy (DVN) is big in the gas area. So are Cheniere Energy (LNG) and Kinder Morgan (KMI).
Q: If the market is oversupplied with oil, why is gasoline so expensive?
A: Endless middlemen add-ons. This is one of the greatest continuing rip-offs in human history—gasoline prices always take the elevator up and the escalator down, it’s always that way. And that's how oil companies make money—by squeezing consumers. I’ve been tracking it for 50 years and that’s my conclusion. The State of California has done a lot of research on this and learned that only half of their higher prices are from taxes to pay for roads and the other half comes from a myriad of markups. Also, a lot of businessmen just don’t want to be in the gasoline retailing business and will only enter when the returns are very high. Plus, oil companies are trying to milk companies for all their worth right now because the industry may disappear in 10 years. Go electric, that’s my solution. I haven’t bought gasoline for 13 years, except for my kids. I only buy cars for my kids at junkyards and fix them up. If they want to do better they can go out and earn it.
Q: Do we need to worry about China supporting Russia in the war against Ukraine?
A: Not really, because all we have to do to cut off Chinese supplies for Russia is to cut off trade with China, and their economy will completely collapse. China knows this, so they may do some token support for Russia like send them sweatshirts or something like that. If they start a large arms supply, which they could, then the political costs and the trade costs would be more than it’s worth. And at the end of the day, China has no principles, it really is only interested in itself and its own people and will do business with anybody.
Q: What do you think about the recovery in solar?
A: What’s been going on in solar is very interesting because for the last 20 years, solar has moved one to one with oil. So, you would expect that from collapsing oil prices and more price competition from oil, solar would collapse too. Instead, solar has had tremendous moves up and is close to highs for the year. The difference has to be the Biden alternative energy subsidies, which are floating the entire industry and accelerating the entire conversion of the United States to an all-electric economy. So they've had great runs. I wouldn’t get involved here, but it’s nice to contemplate what this means for the long-term future of the country.
Q: Should I buy the airline stocks here?
A: Yes, I’d go for Delta (DAL). Again, it’s one of the sectors that’s discounting a recession that’s not going to happen. They’re going to have the biggest airline boom ever this summer as the reopening trade continues on for another year, and a lot of pent-up travel demand hits the market.
Q: Do you like platinum?
A: I do—not because of EVs but because of hydrogen. You need platinum for hydrogen fuel cells to work. That’s a brand new demand, and there’s supposed to be a shortage of half a million ounces of platinum this year.
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John Thomas
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Global Market Comments
March 20, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or QE IS BACK!)
(SPY), (BITCOIN), (GLD), (SLV), (ARKK), (NVDA), (AAPL), (GOOGL), (META), (SCHW), (MS), (FRC), (TLT), (KBWH)
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Remember the endless flood of the money supply that went on for a decade, floating all boats?
It's back!
One need look no further than the Fed balance sheet, which ratcheted up a breathtaking $297 billion last week. That offsets three months worth of quantitative tightening if it even still exists.
This is further confirmed by the classic QE asset classes, which saw their best week in a year. Bitcoin jumped by 30%, gold (GLD) gained 8%, silver (SLV) popped 12%, and technology stocks went on a tear. Even bonds did well, with the (TLT) up $8.00 from the previous week’s low.
Big tech stocks like (NVDA), (AAPL), (GOOGL), and (META) are now seen as the new “safe “stocks, thanks to their gigantic balance sheets and immense cash flows. Tech funds have seen net inflows for the past four consecutive weeks, delivering the largest new investment in three years. The ARK Innovation Fund (ARKK) saw its biggest inflows since the 2021 peak.
It's the regional banking crisis that is reverting the Fed to its old habits, all prompted by the mindless management of Silicon Valley Bank. All California assets were dumped as California was about to fall into the ocean, like Charles Schwab (SCHW), Bank of America (BAC), and First Republic Bank (FRC).
That puts the Fed in a quandary, which renders its interest rate decision on Wednesday, March 22 at 2:00 PM EST, because the last thing you do in a financial crisis is raise interest rates. That’s what the Fed did in 1929, extending the Great Depression from 10 days to 10 years.
My bet is that they raise by 25 basis point one more time because it’s already in the mail. The regional banking crisis has pulled forward any recession and therefore the recovery.
After that, there will be no interest rate rises for a decade, which the Fed may hint at in its statement and the following press conference. The cuts will start in June and continue rapidly after that. That’s when the economic data catch up with the reality that is happening right now, which is hugely deflationary.
(NVDA) and (TSLA) already know this, which are rising sharply on Friday.
The action certainly caught the attention of the US Treasury, which seemed willing to jump in with guarantees at the drop of a hat. There has been a massive flight of capital from the heartland to the coasts where the top 20 “too big to fail” banks live.
It’s another example of an industry deregulating itself out of existence, which obtained looser capital requirements after heavy lobbying in 2018. At one point, JP Morgan bank, the safest of the safe, was turning down new account applications. This means that the trade of the decade is setting up for the banks. In the wake of the 2008 financial crisis, the Invesco Bank ETF (KBWB) rose 75% in a year. I expect the same to happen this time around. It has already plunged by 30% in 2023, so it has to rise by 50% just to get back to where it was in January, but with bank deposits now guaranteed and more safeguards in place.
And if you are worried about hidden unrealized losses on bank balance sheets, I list below the safest banks ranked by capital ratios NET of losses when marked to market.
14.5% Goldman Sachs (GS)
13.4% Morgan Stanley (MS)
11.5% JP Morgan Bank (JPM)
11.3% Citigroup (C)
8.7% State Street
5.9% Bank of America (BAC)
No surprise that (GS) and (MS) is at the top where the mark-to-market culture is strong. A strong dose of regulation from the SEC helps too. (BAC) takes a big hit because of the largest holdings of low-yielding mortgages which can’t be marked to market unless they are sold or defaulted.
The crisis brought the traditional recession indicators out of the closet last week. A big one is crude oil prices, which hit a 2 ½ year low at $65 a barrel. It turns out that not only banks but oil producers are hurt by high interest rates as well. Some 120 million barrels have gone into storage in the beast nine months and the market is oversupplied by 300,000 barrels a day.
Only OPEC Plus can put in a floor by cutting production, which they are loathed to do as it brings immediate spending cuts. Or the greatest oil trader in history, Joe Biden of Delaware, can cover his short in the Strategic Petroleum which he sold at $90 last year. You may have to wait for a future Republican administration for that to happen.
While markets crashed, investors have been jumping out of windows, the world appeared to be ending, and the rain continuing incessantly, Mad Hedge continued on up tear with March up +5.61%.
My 2023 year-to-date performance is now at an eye-popping +31.37%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +2.63% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high +87.76% versus -15.55% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 15-year total return to +628.56%, some 2.87 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My average annualized return has recovered to +47.76%, another new high.
At the market lows, I covered shorts in my Tesla and March NVIDIA positions. I religiously adhered to my stop loss discipline, stopping out of my April short in NVIDIA (NVDA) when the melt-up ensued, my only remaining equity short. I also established a new short in (TLT) at the market high, my first since August.
Silicon Valley Bank fails to sell, but the FDIC stepped in to guarantee all deposits. The FDIC took over Signature Bank in New York as well. If they hadn’t, there would be lines snaking out the doors of every small bank in America Monday morning. The cost is being born by steeper deposit insurance premiums for the banking industry, which will no doubt cause some grumbling. There are 100 banks that would leap to buy Silicon Valley Bank to gain a franchise in the world’s fastest growing technology center. They just need a few hours to get a handle on the bank’s loan portfolio, which only the former management really understand. Buy banks and brokers on dips (SCHW).
Is Platinum the Precious Metals Play of 2023? I am told by the insiders who know that platinum (PPLT) could be the big precious metals play of 2023. The white metal has become the principal metal used in the manufacture of catalytic converters for conventional internal combustion cars of which 15 million a year is still made in the US. There is rising demand for hydrogen fuel cells and the green hydrogen movement. The world’s second largest producer of platinum is Russia, whose supplies have been cut off. As a result, there is expected to be a 556,000-ounce shortage this year after two years of surpluses.
Say Goodbye to the 50 Basis Point Rate Hike, at the Fed meeting on March 22 in the wake of a regional banking Crisis. It’s now a quarter point….or nothing at all. In 48 hours, we have gone from “higher rates for longer” to “maybe the next rate rise is the last one.” Tech stocks are buying it after holding up incredibly well. Buy tech and big banks on dips (JPM), (BAC), (C), (SCHW).
Core Inflation Comes in Moderate, up 0.4% and 0.5% without food and energy. That is a 6.0% YOY rate, down from the 2023 high of 8.7%. Stocks extended a 300-point rally on the news. Inflation has been running at a 3.5% annual rate for the past four months, my yearend target.
Mortgage Rates Dive, off the back of a three-day, $8.00 rally in the bond market. Mortgage rates plunged by 50 basis points to 6.50% and may have more to go. Will this kick off the spring residential real estate market?
Gold (GLD) Breaks Out, crossing a key technical level and setting the options market on fire. Some gold minders saw options volume up 400%. Did the regional banking crisis put the top in interest rates, which have been weighing heavily on gold? Or maybe it’s just an old fashioned flight to safety triggered by the financial crisis. It could be presaging a global economic recovery and a coming commodity boom. (GOLD) LEAPS on the way.
Ron Baron Loaded the Boat with Charles Schwab (SCHW) Shares on Friday, as all the smart money did, including Mad Hedge. My old friend was also an early investor in Tesla (TSLA) and is now one of the largest outside shareholders. When someone offers you a dollar for 40 cents, you take it!
Swiss National Bank Steps in to Bail Out Credit Suisse, taking pressure off US market. I knew they would come in as I was a director of UBS for a year, The Swiss take care of their own. More importantly, the rolling global bank crisis has put the fear of God into the Fed, meaning that the 25 basis point hike next week may be the last for a decade. Buy “RISK ON”, especially banks.
Europe Raises Interest Rates by 50 Basis Points, catching up with the US. It’s an overreaction given the fragility of the banking system. The markets didn’t like the move. Europe has inflation at 2% higher than the US so they really had no choice
Weekly Jobless Claims Drop to 192,000, a surprising fall. The worker shortage continues unabated. It’s the biggest decline since July. If the Fed were looking for a reason to continue quantitative tightening this is it.
First Republic Bank is for Sale, the next bailout target. The mere fact that it is based in California is the problem, which many investors now apparently believe is about to break off of the North American Continent and fall into the Pacific Ocean. You never see a bank with $70 billion in cash and equivalents get in trouble. Morgan Stanley (MS) and JP Morgan are thought to be in the bidding. A group of banks deposited $30 billion into (FRC) to firewall the rest of the banking system.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, March 20, there are no data points of note.
On Tuesday, March 21 at 7:00 AM, the Existing Home Sales are announced.
On Wednesday, March 22 at 7:00 AM, the Federal Reserve Open Market Committee announces its interest rate decision. A hike of 25 basis points is in the market. The published statement and following press conference will be the most important of the year, indicating whether they recognize the seriousness of the regional banking crisis and are now leaning hawkish or dovish.
On Thursday, March 23 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.
On Friday, March 17 at 8:30 AM, the Durable Goods are released.
As for me, I recall my last trip around the world in 2018. I took the trip because I feared climate change would soon make visits to the equator impossible because of intolerable temperatures and the breakdown of civilization. As it turned out, the global pandemic came six months later, making such travel out of the question for two years.
I beat Phileas Fogg by 55 days, who needed 88 days to complete his trip around the world to settle a gentleman’s bet. But then, he had to rely on elephants, sailing ships, and steam engines to complete his epic voyage, or at least, the one imagined by Jules Verne.
I actually took a much longer route, using a mix of Boeings and Airbuses to fly 80 hours over 40,000 miles on 18 flights through 12 countries in only 33 days. Incredibly, our baggage made it all the way, rather than see its contents sold on the black markets of Manila, New Delhi, or Cairo.
It was a trip around the world for the ages, made even more challenging by dragging my 13 and 15-year-old girls along with me. I have always considered my most valuable asset to be the trips I took to Europe, Africa, and Asia in 1968. The comparisons I can make today some 55 years later are nothing less than awe-inspiring. I wanted to give the same gift to them.
It began with a 12 ½ hour flight from San Francisco to Auckland, New Zealand. Straight out of the airport, I rented a left-hand drive Land Rover and drove three hours to high in the steam-covered mountains of Rarotonga where we were dinner guests of a Māori tribe. To earn my dinner of pork and vegetables cooked underground, I had to dance the haka, a Māori war dance.
The Haka
Of course, with kids in tow, a natural stop was the Hobbit Village of Hobbiton 1½ hours outside of Auckland. I figured the owners of the idyllic sheep farm were earning at least $25 million a year showing tourists the movie set.
In all, I put 1,000 miles on the car in four days, even crossing New Zealand’s highest mountain range on a dirt road. The thick forests were so primeval my daughter expected to see a dinosaur around every curve. We reached our southernmost point at Mt. Ruapehu, a volcano used as the inspiration for Mt. Doom in Peter Jackson’s Lord of the Rings.
The Real Mount Doom
The focus of the Australia leg were ten strategy lectures which I presented around the country. I was mobbed at every stop, with turnouts double what I expected. The Mad Hedge Fund Trader and the Mad Hedge Technology Letter picked up 100 new subscribers in the Land Down Under in five days.
Maybe it was something I said?
My kids’ only requirements were to feed real kangaroos and koala bears, which we duly accomplished on a freezing cold morning outside Melbourne. We also managed to squeeze in a tour of the incredible Sydney Opera House in between lectures, dashing here and there in Uber cabs.
I hosted five Mad Hedge Global Strategy Luncheons for existing customers in five days. The highlight was in Perth, where eight professional traders and I enjoyed a raucous, drunken meal. They had all done well off my advice, so I was popular, to say the least. Someone picked up the tab without me even noticing.
After that, it was a brief ten-hour flight to Manila in the Philippines, with a brief changeover in Hong Kong, where massive protest demonstrations were underway. Ever the history buff, I booked myself into General Douglas MacArthur’s suite at the historic Manila Hotel. The last time I was here, I interviewed President Ferdinand Marcos and his lovely wife Imelda. After a lunch with my enthusiastic Philippine staff and I was on my way to the airport.
I took Malaysian Airlines to New Delhi, India, which has lost two planes over the last five years and where the crew was definitely on edge. I asked why a second plane was lost somewhere over the South Indian Ocean and the universal response was that the pilot had gone insane. Security was so tight that they confiscated a bottle of Jamieson Irish Whiskey that I had just bought in duty free.
India turned out to be a dystopian nightmare. If climate change continues, this is your preview. With temperatures up to 120 degrees in 100% humidity, people were dying of heat stroke by the hundreds. Elephants had to be hosed down to keep them alive. It was so hot you couldn’t stray from the air conditioning for more than an hour. The national radio warned us to stay indoors.
In Old Delhi, the kids were besieged by child beggars pawing them for food and there were mountains of trash everywhere. In the Taj Mahal, my older daughter passed out and we had to dump our remaining drinking water on her to cool her down and bring her back to life. We spent the rest of the day sightseeing indoors at the most heavily air-conditioned shops.
If global temperatures rise by just a few more degrees, you’re going to lose a billion people in India very soon.
On the way to Abu Dhabi, we flew directly over the tanker war at the Straits of Hormuz, one of my old flight paths during my Morgan Stanley days. It was too dusty to see any action there. We got a much better view of Sinai and the Red Sea, which, I told the kids, Moses parted 5,000 years ago (they’ve seen Charlton Heston in The Ten Commandments many times).
The Red Sea
Upon landing at Cairo, Egypt’s ever-vigilant military intelligence service immediately picked me up. Apparently, I was still in their system dating back to my coverage of Henry Kissinger’s shuttle diplomacy for The Economist in 1976. That was all a long time ago. Having two kids with me meant I was not there to cause trouble, so they were very friendly. They even gave us a free ride to the downtown Nile Hilton.
After India, Cairo, and the Sahara Desert were downright pleasant, a dry and comfortable 100 degrees. We did the standard circuit, the pyramids, and the Sphynx followed by a camel ride into the desert.
If you are the least bit claustrophobic, don’t even think about crawling into the center of the Great Pyramid on your hands and knees as we did. I was sore for two days. We spent the evening on a Nile dinner cruise, looking for alligators, entertained by an unusually talented belly dancer.
The next stage involved a one-day race to Greece, where we circled the Acropolis in all its glory, and then argued with a Greek taxi driver on how to get back to the airport. We ended up taking an efficient airport train, a remnant of the 2000 Athens Olympics. If impoverished and bankrupt Athens has such great airport train, why doesn’t New York or San Francisco?
It was a quick hop across the Adriatic to Venice Italy, where we caught an always exciting speed boat from the Marco Polo to our Airbnb near St. Mark’s Square. We ran through the ancient cathedral and the Palace of the Doges, admiring the massive canvases, the medieval weaponry, and of course, the dungeon.
One of the high points of the trip was a performance of Vivaldi’s Four Seasons in the very church it was composed for. A ferocious thunderstorm hit, flooding the plaza outside and causing the lead violinist’s string to break, halting the concert (rapid humidity change I guess).
When we got home with soggy feet, the Carabinieri had cordoned off our block with police tape because a big chunk of our 400-year-old roof had fallen into the street. It taxed my Italian to the max to get into our apartment that night. The Airbnb host asked me not to mention this in my review (I didn’t).
The next day brought a circuitous trip to Budapest via Brussels. Budapest was a charm, a former capital of the Austria-Hungarian Empire and the architecture to prove it. The last time I was here 55 years ago, the Russian Army was running the place and it was grim, oppressive, and dirty.
Today, it is a thriving hot spot for Europe’s young, with bars and night clubs everywhere. Dinners dropped from $150 in Venice to $30. We topped the night with a Danube dinner cruise with a folk dancing troupe. I’m telling you, you can live there like a king for $1,000 a month.
Visiting the Golden Age in Budapest
The next morning, we drew closer to our final destination of Switzerland. A four-hour train ride brought us to my summer chalet in Zermatt and some much-needed rest. At the end of a long valley and lacking any cars, Zermatt is one of those places where you can just give the kids 50 Swiss francs and tell them to get lost. I spent mornings hiking up from the valley floor and afternoons getting caught up on the markets and my writing.
There’s nothing like recharging my batteries in the clean mountain air of the Alps. The forecast was rain every day for two weeks, but it never showed. As a result, I ended up hiking ten miles a day to the point where my legs were made of lead by the end.
The only downer was watching helicopters pick up the bodies of two climbers who fell near the top of the Matterhorn. As temperatures rise rapidly, the ice holding the mountain together is melting, leading to a rising tide of fatal accidents.
I caught my last flight home from Milan. Anything for one more great dinner in Italy, which I enjoyed in the Galleria. At the train station, I chatted with a troop of Italian Boy Scouts in blue uniforms headed for the Italian Alps. The city was packed with Chinese tour groups, and there was a one-month wait to buy tickets for Leonardo DaVinci’s The Last Supper. Another Airbnb made sure I stayed up all night listening to the city’s yellow trolleys trundle by.
Finally, an 11-hour flight brought me back to the City by the Bay. Thanks to two sleeping pills of indeterminate origin I went to sleep over England and woke up over Oregon, preparing for a landing. It seems that somewhere along the way I proposed marriage to the Arab woman sitting next to me, but I have no memory of that whatsoever. At least that’s what the head flight attendant thought.
I am now planning this summer trip. After the Queen Mary and the Orient Express should I climb the Matterhorn again? Or should I summit Mount Kilimanjaro in Africa first? No transatlantic trip should ever be wasted. And I have to get home in time to join a 50-mile hike with the Boy Scouts in New Mexico and then cart two kids off to college.
What a great problem to have.
Good Luck and Good Trading,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
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July 16, 2019
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