Global Market Comments
November 31, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
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Global Market Comments
November 31, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(WHERE THE ECONOMIST BIG MAC INDEX FINDS CURRENCY VALUE),
(FXF), (FXE), (FXA), (FXE), (CYB)
(THE FALLING MARKET FOR KIDS)
With interest rates and inflation topic number one of the day, everyone has their favorite inflation indicator. The Fed has its, you have yours, and well, I have mine.
My former employer, The Economist, once the ever-tolerant editor of my flabby, disjointed, and juvenile prose (Thanks Peter and Marjorie), has released its “Big Mac” index of international currency valuations.
Although initially launched as a joke four decades ago, I have followed it religiously and found it an amazingly accurate predictor of future economic success. The index counts the cost of McDonald’s (MCD) premium sandwich around the world, ranging from $7.20 in Norway to $1.78 in Argentina, and comes up with a measure of currency under and over valuation.
What are its conclusions today? The Swiss franc (FXF), the Brazilian real, and the Euro (FXE) are overvalued, while the the Chinese Yuan (CYB), and the Thai Baht are cheap.
I couldn’t agree more with many of these conclusions. It’s as if the august weekly publication was tapping The Diary of the Mad Hedge Fund Trader for ideas.
I am no longer the frequent consumer of Big Macs that I once was, as my metabolism has slowed to such an extent that in eating one, you might as well tape it to my hip. Better to use it as an economic forecasting tool, than a speedy lunch.

We’ve just seen our last interest rate rise in the economic cycle. Yes, I know that our central bank took no action at their last meeting in September. The market has just done its work for it.
And the markets are no shrinking violet when it comes to taking bold action. The 50 basis points it took bond yields up over the last two weeks is far more than even the most aggressive, economy-wrecking, stock market-destroying Fed was even considering.
And that doesn’t even include the rate hikes no one can see, the deflationary effects of quantitative tightening, or QT. That is the $1 trillion a year the Fed is sucking out of the economy with its massive bond sales.
It really is a miracle that the US economy is growing as fast as it is. After a warm 2.4% growth rate in Q2, Q3 looks to come in at a blistering 4%-5%. That is definitely NOT what recessions are made of.
Where is all this growth coming from?
Some of the credit goes to the pandemic spending, the free handouts we call got to avoid starvation while Covid ravaged the country. You probably don’t know this, but nothing happens fast in Washington. Government spending is an extremely slow and tedious affair.
By the time that contracts are announced, bids awarded, permits obtained, men hired, and the money spent, years have passed. That means money approved by Congress way back in 2020 is just hitting the economy now.
But that is not the only reason. There is also the long-term structural push that is a constant tailwind for investors:
Hyper-accelerating technology.
Yes, I know, there goes John Thomas spouting off about technology again. But it is a really big deal.
I have noticed that the farther away you get from Silicon Valley, the more clueless money managers are about technology. You can pick up more stock tips waiting in line at a Starbucks in Palo Alto than you can read a year’s worth of research on Wall Street.
What this means is that most large money managers, who are based on the east coast are constantly chasing the train that is leaving the station when it comes to tech.
On the west coast, managers not only know about the new tech, but the tech that comes after that and another tech that comes after that, if they are not already insiders in the current hot deal. This is how artificial intelligence stole a march on almost everyone, until a year ago, unless you were on the west coast already working in the industry. Mad Hedge has been using AI for 11 years.
You may be asking, “What does all of this mean for my pocketbook?” a perfectly valid question. It means that there isn’t going to be a recession, just a recession scare. That technology will bail us out again, even though our old BFF, the Fed, has abandoned us completely.
Which brings me to the current level of interest rates. I have also noticed that the farther away you get from New York and Washington, the less people know about bonds. On the west coast mention the word “bond” and they stare at you cluelessly. Indeed, I spent much of this year explaining the magic of the discount 90-day T-bill, which no one had ever heard of before (What! They pay interest daily?).
In fact, most big technology companies have positive cash balances. Look no further than Apple’s $140 billion cash hoard, which is invested in, you guessed it, 90-day T-bills when it isn’t buying its own stock, and is earning a staggering $7.7 billion a year in interest.
The great commonality in the recent stock market correction is easy to see. Any company that borrows a lot of money saw its stock get slaughtered. Technology stocks held up surprisingly well. That sets up your 2024 portfolio.
Put half your money in the Magnificent Seven stocks of Apple (AAPL), Amazon (AMZN), Meta (META), Microsoft (MSFT), Tesla (TSLA), (NVIDIA), and Salesforce (CRM).
Put your other half into heavy borrowers that benefit from FALLING interest rates, including bonds (TLT), junk bonds (JNK), (HYG), Utilities (XLU), precious metals (GOLD), (WPM), copper (FCX), foreign currencies (FXA), (FXE), (FXY), emerging markets (EEM).
As for me, I never do anything by halves. I’m putting all my money into Tesla. If I want to diversify, I’ll buy NVIDIA. Diversification is only for people who don’t know what is going to happen.
I just thought you’d like to know.
So far in October, we are up +2.96%. My 2023 year-to-date performance is still at an eye-popping +63.76%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +12.89% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return reached +76.46% versus +22.57% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 15-year total return to +660.95%. My average annualized return has fallen back to +48.07%, another new high, some 2.64 times the S&P 500 over the same period.
Some 44 of my 49 trades this year have been profitable.
Chaos Reigns Supreme in Washington, with the firing of the first House speaker in history. Will the next budget agreement take place on November 17, or not until we get a new Congress in January 2025? Markets are discounting the worst-case scenario, with government debt in free fall. Definitely NOT good for stocks, which are reaching for a full 10% correction, half of 2023’s gains.
September Nonfarm Payroll Report Rockets, to 336,000, and August was bumped up another 50,000. The economy remains on fire. The headline Unemployment Rate remains steady at an unbelievable 3.8%. And that’s with the UAW strike sucking workers out of the system. This is supposed to by impossible with 5.5% interest rates. Throw out you economics books for this one!
JOLTS Comes in Hot at 9.61 million job openings in August, 700,000 more than the July report. The record labor shortage continues. Will the Friday Nonfarm Payroll Report deliver the same?
ADP Rises 89,000 in September, down sharply from previous months, showing that private job growth is growing slower than expected. August was revised down. It’s part of the trifecta of jobs data for the new month. The mild recession scenario is back on the table, at least stocks think so.
Weekly Jobless Claims Rise to 207,000, still unspeakably strong for this point in the economic cycle. Continuing claims were unchanged at 1.664%.
Traders Pile on to Strong Dollar, headed for new highs, propelled by rising interest rates. There is a heck of a short setting up for next year.
Yen Soars on suspected Bank of Japan intervention in the foreign exchange markets to defend the 150 line against the US dollar. The currency is down 35% in three years and could be the BUY of the century.
Kaiser Goes on Strike with 75,000 health care workers walking out on the west coast. The issue is money. The company has a long history of labor problems. This seems to be the year of the strike.
Oil (USO)Gets Slammed on Recession Fears, down 5% on the day to $85, in a clear demand destruction move and worsening macroeconomic picture. Europe and China are already in recession. It’s the biggest one-day drop in a year. Is the top in?
Tesla Delivers 435,059 Vehicles in September, down 5% from forecast, but the stock rose anyway. The Cybertruck launch is imminent, where the company has 2 million new orders. Keep buying (TSLA) on Dips. Technology is accelerating.
EVs have Captured an Amazing 8% of the New Car Market. They have been helped by a never-ending price war and generous government subsidies. EV sales are now up a miraculous 48% YOY and are projected to account for a stunning 23% of all California sales in Q3. Tesla is the overwhelming leader with a 52% share in a rapidly growing market, distantly followed by Ford (F) at 7% and Jeep at 5%. However, a slowdown may be at hand, with EV inventories running at 97 days, double that of conventional ICE cars. This could create a rare entry point for what will be the leading industry of this decade, if not the century. Buy more Tesla (TSLA) on bigger dips, if we get them.
Apple Upgrades New iPhone 15 to deal with overheating from third-party gaming. It will shut down some of its background activity, including some of the new AI functions, which were stressing the central processor. Third-party apps were adding to the problem, such as Uber and games from (META). This is really cutting-edge technology.
Moderna (MRNA) Bags a Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Katalin Kariko and Drew Weissman’s work helped pioneer the technology that enabled Moderna and the Pfizer Inc.-BioNTech SE partnership to swiftly develop shots. I got four and they saved my life when I caught Covid. I survived but lost 20 pounds in two weeks. It was worth it.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, October 9, there is no data of note released.
On Tuesday, October 10 at 8:30 AM EST, the Consumer Inflation Expectations is released.
On Wednesday, October 11 at 2:30 PM, the Producer Price Index is published.
On Thursday, October 12 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. The Consumer Price Index is also released.
On Friday, October 13 at 1:00 PM the September University of Michigan Consumer Expectations is published. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, one of the many benefits of being married to a British Airways senior stewardess is that you get to visit some pretty obscure parts of the world. In the 1970s, that meant going first class for free with an open bar, and occasionally time in the cockpit jump seat.
To extend our 1977 honeymoon, Kyoko agreed to an extra round trip for BA from Hong Kong to Colombo in Sri Lanka. That left me on my own for a week in the former British crown colony of Ceylon.
I rented an antiquated left-hand drive stick shift Vauxhall and drove around the island nation counterclockwise. I only drove during the day in army convoys to avoid terrorist attacks from the Tamil Tigers. The scenery included endless verdant tea fields, pristine beaches, and wild elephants and monkeys.
My eventual destination was the 1,500-year-old Sigiriya Rock Fort in the middle of the island which stood 600 feet above the surrounding jungle. I was nearly at the top when I thought I found a shortcut. I jumped over a wall and suddenly found myself up to my armpits in fresh bat shit.
That cut my visit short, and I headed for a nearby river to wash off. But the smell stayed with me for weeks.
Before Kyoko took off for Hong Kong in her Vickers Viscount, she asked me if she should bring anything back. I heard that McDonald’s had just opened a stand there, so I asked her to bring back two Big Macs.
She dutifully showed up in the hotel restaurant the following week with the telltale paper bag in hand. I gave them to the waiter and asked him to heat them up for lunch. He returned shortly with the burgers on plates surrounded by some elaborate garnish and colorful vegetables. It was a real work of art.
Suddenly, every hand in the restaurant shot up. They all wanted to order the same thing, even though the nearest stand was 2,494 miles away.
We continued our round-the-world honeymoon to a beach vacation in the Seychelles where we just missed a coup d’état, a safari in Kenya, apartheid South Africa, London, San Francisco, and finally back to Tokyo. It was the honeymoon of a lifetime.
Kyoko passed away in 2002 from breast cancer at the age of 50, well before her time.
Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Sigiriya Rock Fort
Kyoko
Global Market Comments
October 2, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or BACK IN BUSINESS)
(TLT), (GLD), (SLV), (XLU), (IWM), (EEM), (FXA), (FXE), (FXB), (USO), (UUP), (AMZN), (TSLA), (F)
It’s a good thing I don’t rely on my Social Security Check to cover my extravagant cost of living, which is the maximum $4,555 a month. For it came within hours of coming to a halt when an agreement was passed by Congress to renew funding for another 45 days. It was almost an entirely Democratic bill, passing 335 to 91 in the House and the Senate by 88 to 9.
Unfortunately, that does put me in the uncomfortable position of delivering humanitarian aid to Ukraine right when $6.2 billion in US assistance is cut off. That was the price the Dems had to pay to get the Republicans on board needed to pass the bill. Better a half a loaf than no loaf at all. Still, I am going to have some explaining to do next week in Kiev, Mykolaiv, and Kherson. It’s a big win for Vladimir Putin.
Funding now ends on November 17, when the next crisis begins. The big question is when the markets will deliver a sigh of relief rally on Congress hitting the “snooze” button, or whether it will focus on the next disaster in November.
We’ll have to wait and see.
In the meantime, all eyes are on the market’s leading falling interest rate plays, which continue to go from bad to worse. Those include bonds (TLT), precious metals (GLD), (SLV), utilities (XLU), small-cap stocks (IWM), emerging markets (EEM), and foreign currencies (FXA), (FXE), (FXB).
Consider this your 2024 shopping list.
Ten-year US Treasury bond yields reached a stratospheric 4.70% last week a 17-year high and up a monster 0.90% since the end of June. Summer proved a fantastic time to take a vacation from the bond market.
They could easily reach 5% before the crying is all over. Perhaps this is why my old friend, hedge fund legend David Tepper, said his best investment right now is a subprime six-month certificate of deposit yielding 7.0%.
What we might be witnessing here is a return to the “old normal” when bonds spent most of their time ranging between 2%-6%. The 60-year historic average bond yield is 2% over the inflation rate (see chart below). That alone takes us to a 5.0% bond yield.
Interest rates have been kept artificially low for 15 years because no one wanted a recession in 2008 and no one wanted a recession during the pandemic in 2000. It all melded into one big decade-and-a-half period of easy money. Pain avoidance wasn’t just the universal American monetary policy, it was the global policy.
Now it’s time to pay the piper and unwind the thousands of business models that depended on free money. There will be widespread pain, as we are now witnessing in commercial real estate and private equity. Perhaps it is best to take the 5.5% bribe 90-day Treasury bond yield is offering you and stay out of the market.
While Detroit remains mired by the UAW strike, EVs have catapulted to an amazing 8% of the new car market. They have been helped by a never-ending price war and generous government subsidies. EV sales are now up a miraculous 48% YOY and are projected to account for a stunning 23% of all California sales in Q3.
Tesla is the overwhelming leader with a 52% share in a rapidly growing market, distantly followed by Ford (F) at 7% and Jeep at 5%.
However, a slowdown may be at hand, with EV inventories running at 97 days, double that of conventional ICE cars. This could create a rare entry point for what will be the leading industry of this decade, if not the century. Buy more Tesla (TSLA) on bigger dips, if we get them.
Hedge Funds are Cutting Risk at Fastest Pace Since 2020, when the pandemic began. From retail investors to rules-based systematic traders, appetite for equities is subsiding after a 20% rally this year that’s fueled by euphoria over artificial intelligence. Fast money investors increased their bearish wagers to drive down their net leverage — a gauge of risk appetite that measures long versus short positions — by 4.2 percentage points to 50.1%, according to Goldman Sachs Group Inc.’s prime brokerage. That’s the biggest week-on-week decline in portfolio leverage since the depths of the pandemic bear market.
The Treasury Bond Freefall Continues, as long-term yields probe new highs. New issue of $134 billion this week didn’t help. Nothing can move on the risk until rates top out, even if we have to wait until 2024.
Oil (USO) Hits $95, a one-year high, as the Saudi/Russian short squeeze continues. $100 a barrel is a chipshot and much higher if we get a cold winter. Inventories at the Cushing hub are at a minimum.
The US Dollar (UUP) Hits New Highs, as “high for longer” interest rates keep powering the greenback. The buck is also catching a flight to safety bid from a potential government shutdown. It should be topping soon.
Moody’s Warns of Further US Government Downgrades, in the run up to the Saturday government shutdown. The shutdown lasts, the more negative its impact would be on the broader economy. Unemployment could soar. It would also render all US government data releases useless for the next three months.
ChatGPT Can Now Browse the Internet, according to its creator, OpenAI. Until now, the chatbot could only access data posted before September 2021. The move will exponentially improve the quality and effectiveness of AI apps, including my own Mad Hedge AI
Amazon (AMZN) Pouring $4 Billion into AI, with an investment in Anthropic, a ChatGPT competitor. (AMZN) is racing to catch up with (MSFT) and (GOOGL). Its chatbot is caused Claude 2. Amazon’s card to play here is its massive web services business AWS. The AI wars are heating up.
Hollywood Screenwriters Guild Strike Ends, after 150 days, which is thought to have cost the US economy $5 billion in output. The hit was mostly taken by Los Angeles, where 200,000 are employed. The Actor’s union is still on strike. Talk shows should be offering new content in a few days.
S&P Case Shiller Rises to New All-Time High, for the sixth consecutive month as inventory shortages drove up competition. In July, the index in increased 0.6% month over month and 1% over the last 12 months, on a seasonally adjusted basis. July’s movement reached a new high for the nationwide home index, surpassing the record set in June 2022. Chicago (+4.4%), Cleveland (+4.0%), and New York (+3.8%) delivered the biggest gains. The median home price for existing homes rose to 1.9 to $406,700 according to the National Association of Realtors (NAR). The robust housing market suggests that while some buyers pulled back due to high borrowing costs, demand continues to outweigh supply.
This is the Unit I Will be Joining at the Front in Ukraine, as made clear by their YouTube recruiting video. They asked me to assist with mine removal on territory formerly occupied by Russia. I really don’t know what I’m getting into. Improvision is key. It’s better than playing golf in retirement. Polish up your Ukrainian first.
So far in August, we are down -4.70%. My 2023 year-to-date performance is still at an eye-popping +60.80%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +17.10% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return reached +92.45% versus +8.45% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 15-year total return to +657.99%. My average annualized return has fallen back to +48.15%, another new high, some 2.50 times the S&P 500 over the same period.
Some 41 of my 46 trades this year have been profitable.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, October 2, at 8:30 PM EST, the ISM Manufacturing PMI is out.
On Tuesday, October 3 at 8:30 AM, the JOLTS Job Openings Report is released.
On Wednesday, October 4 at 2:30 PM, the ISM Services Report is published.
On Thursday, October 5 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.
On Friday, October 6 at 2:30 PM the September Nonfarm Payroll Report is published. At 2:00 PM the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, I will try to knock out a few memories early this morning while waiting for the Matterhorn to warm up so I can launch on another ten-mile hike. So I will reach back into the distant year of 1968 in Sweden.
My trip to Europe was supposed to limit me to staying with a family friend, Pat, in Brighton, England for the summer. His family lived in impoverished council housing.
I remember that you had to put a ten pence coin into the hot water heater for a shower, which inevitably ran out when you were fully soaped up. The trick was to insert another ten pence without getting soap in your eyes.
After a week there, we decided the gravel beach and the games arcade on Brighton Pier were pretty boring, so we decided to hitchhike to Paris.
Once there, Pat met a beautiful English girl named Sandy, and they both took off to some obscure Greek island, the ultimate destination if you lived in a cold, foggy country.
That left me stranded in Paris with little money.
So, I hitchhiked to Sweden to meet up with a girl I had run into while she was studying English in Brighton. It was a long trip north of Stockholm, but I eventually made it.
When I finally arrived, I was met at the front door by her boyfriend, a 6’6” Swedish weightlifter. That night found me bedding down in a birch forest in my sleeping bag to ward off the mosquitoes that hovered in clouds.
I started hitchhiking to Berlin, Germany the next day, which offered paying jobs. I was picked up by Ronny Carlson in a beat-up white Volkswagen bug to make the all-night drive to Goteborg where I could catch the ferry to Denmark.
1968 was the year that Sweden switched from driving English style on the left side of the road to the right. There were signs every few miles with a big letter “H”, which stood for “hurger”, or right. The problem was that after 11:00 PM, everyone in the country was drunk and forgot what side of the road to drive on.
Two guys on a motorcycle driving at least 80 mph pulled out to pass a semi-truck on a curve and slammed head-on to us, then were thrown under the wheels of the semi. The motorcycle driver was killed instantly, and his passenger had both legs cut off at the knees.
As for me, our front left wheel was sheared off and we shot off the mountain road, rolled a few times, and was stopped by this enormous pine tree.
The motorcycle riders got the two spots in the only ambulance. A police car took me to a hospital in Goteborg and whenever we hit a bump in the road bolts of pain shot across my chest and neck.
I woke up in the hospital the next day, with a compound fracture of my neck, a dislocated collar bone, and paralyzed from the waist down. The hospital called my mom after booking the call 16 hours in advance and told me I might never walk again. She later told me it was the worst day of her life.
Tall blonde Swedish nurses gave me sponge baths and delighted in teaching me to say Swedish swear words and then laughed uproariously when I made the attempt.
Sweden had a National Health care system then called Scandia, so it was all free.
Decades later a Marine Corps post-traumatic stress psychiatrist told me that this is where I obtained my obsession with tall, blond women with foreign accents.
I thought everyone had that problem.
I ended up spending a month there. The TV was only in Swedish, and after an extensive search, they turned up only one book in English, Madame Bovary. I read it four times but still don’t get the ending. And she killed herself because….?
The only problem was sleeping because I had to share my room with the guy who lost his legs in the same accident. He screamed all night because they wouldn’t give him any morphine.
When I was released, Ronny picked me up and I ended up spending another week at his home, sailing off the Swedish west coast. Then I took off for Berlin to get a job since I was broke. Few Germans wanted to live in West Berlin because of the ever-present risk of a Russian invasion so there we always good-paying jobs.
I ended up recovering completely. But to this day whenever I buy a new Brioni suit in Milan they have to measure me twice because the numbers come out so odd. My bones never returned to their pre-accident position and my right arm is an inch longer than my left. The compound fracture still shows up on X-rays.
And I still have this obsession with tall, blond women with foreign accents.
Go figure.
Brighton 1968
Ronny Carlson in Sweden
Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Global Market Comments
March 10, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(THE MAD HEDGE TRADERS & INVESTORS SUMMIT IS ON MARCH 14-16)
(MARCH 8 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(SPY), (TLT), (UUP), (FXY), (FXB), (FXE), (FXA), (UNG), (BOIL), (AAPL), (TSLA), (WW), (BHP), (NVDA), (RIVN), (FCX)
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Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the March 8 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar, broadcast from Incline Village, CA.
Q: Do you think the US dollar will drop this year?
A: Absolutely it will drop; in fact, the drop started in October last year. We’re actually six months into a bear market for the US dollar (UUP), and bull market for the yen (FXY), the British pound (FXB), the euro (FXE), and the Australian dollar (FXA). However, the rate-cutting scenario is on vacation, and when it comes back from that vacation, then we will see very sharply dropping interest rates, soaring bond prices, and a weak dollar. That scenario is certain to happen by year-end, probably by 10 or 20% —quite a lot. If you just want to buy the basket for foreign currencies, you can sell short the Invesco DB US Dollar Index Bullish Fund (UUP).
Q: Can stocks (SPY) and bonds (TLT) go up at the same time?
A: Well, they shouldn’t, and usually they don’t. But this time it’s different now because we’re all beholden to the interest rate decisions of the Fed. All asset classes are moving together like synchronized swimmers, which means that on days when the market believes that Powell is finished raising rates, you get big bull moves in stocks, bonds, commodities, precious metals, and beanie baby collectibles. And on the bad days like yesterday, where Powell really reiterates how tough his stance is on inflation is unchanged, everything falls in unison. It’s really become a liquidity/confidence/inflation on-off type market. We have been playing that like a maestro for the last six months and have made a ton of money. I hope it continues that way. “If it’s working, don’t fix it” is my philosophy on trading, which is constantly changing.
Q: Do small caps underperform or overperform in a rising rates era?
A: They always do poorly because small caps have fewer cash reserves, more leverage, and more exposure to interest rates, as opposed to large caps which, in the tech area, don’t borrow at all. They’re actually net creditors to the system so they make more money when interest rates go up. I imagine the interest income at Apple this year has to be absolutely gigantic. That said, small caps always lead recoveries because of their excess leverage, so that's why people are piling into small caps on dips right now. Going from terrible to just bad often generates the best stock returns.
Q: How long will “steering wheel falling off” news tank Tesla?
A: Well, it was worth a $6 dollar drop today in an otherwise weak market. First of all, if there are any actual problems with Tesla, they fix them immediately for free, and most of the fixes can be done with a software upgrade which they do at midnight the day of the recall. Second, a lot of these stories about Tesla problems are false, planted there by the oil industry, trying to head off their own demise. Third, when you go from making several thousand to several million cars a year, scaling up to mass production always uncovers some sort of manufacturing flaws. Tesla can fix them faster than anyone else. I remember when the first Model S came out 13 years ago, we had a hot day and all the sealants on the windows melted. They said they didn’t know because it doesn’t get that hot in Fremont California where they build the cars. They sent out a truck the next day and installed all new sealants on our windows. So that is part of living with Tesla, which seems bent on taking over the world. And I’m working on a major update on Tesla report. I listened to the whole 3.5-hour investors day, and I'll get that out when I get all the snow shoveled. Full disclosure: Elon Musk personally gave me a free $12,800 Tesla Powerwall three years ago. It’s the red one.
Q: I just bought the United States Natural Gas Fund (UNG) 14/15 2025 LEAP for $0.20 with UNG down 3%.
A: I’m going to share that LEAPS with all the Global Trading Dispatch members tomorrow. So far, only the Mad Hedge Concierge members have seen it. We’ll go into great detail in tomorrow’s letter about why you want to buy natural gas here and how you want to play it.
Q: It seems the Fed won’t be happy unless there’s a recession; am I reading this wrong?
A: I think Powell is striving for perfection—killing off inflation and lowering interest rates without a recession. I actually am hoping for a recession myself, even if it’s just for one quarter because that greatly increases market volatility and makes my bond long look like a stroke of genius. And let’s see if he can pull it off. He’s coming facing so many unprecedented challenges to the economy, like the pandemic, the end of liquidity, and the extreme worker shortage. It’ll be really interesting to see what happens. Multiple PhD theses in economics begging to be addressed in there.
Q: Will artificial intelligence cause another bubble?
A: Absolutely, yes. And if you’ve been in the market long enough, you become a bubble collector like me. Just off the top of my head, 3D printing, cold fusion, bitcoin, portfolio insurance, Nifty 50, eyeballs,—if I spent more time, I could come up with an endless list. And this is how Wall Street makes their money—they create bubbles by manufacturing compelling, irresistible stories that can be sold to the masses. Some of these like cold fusion, I know immediately won’t work for 20 years because of my physics background, and definitely not now. Some of these other ones are just flashes in the pan and never work. You just get used to an endless series of bubbles. AI is new only if you haven’t been watching. The share prices of Google, Amazon, Apple, have already had gigantic moves in the last 20 years, largely because of their use of artificial intelligence. So those are your plays—those and (NVDA), which provides the essential chips for artificial intelligence, and we’re active in all of these, both on the long and short side.
Q: Is climate change a hoax or a bubble?
A: If you think it’s a hoax, will you please come over to Incline Village and get the 12 feet of snow off my damn roof before the house collapses. I already can’t close any doors in the house because the weight of the snow is buckling the house and bending the door frames. If you finish the roof, then you can get to work on my deck which also has about 8 ft of snow and is at risk of collapsing, like many in town already have. This has never happened before. The climate has changed.
Q: How come there’s never mention of demographic shift in other parts of the world when there is in the US?
A: The US is the only country in the world where you can earn enough money to retire early. If you live on the coasts, you can sell your house for cash, move inland and never work again, no matter your age. There is no other country where you can do that. Maybe there will be in the future, but definitely not right now. People who complain about how awful the economy is here forget that this is the best economy in the world and has been so for a very long time. I go with the Warren Buffet outlook on this, which is “Never bet against America.”
Q: How about an Entry point for Freeport McMoRan (FCX)?
A: It’s lower. You don’t want to touch it while the entire commodity sector is selling off in fears of higher interest rates in a recession. Once that’s over it goes to $100.
Q: What is the best way to play Natural Gas?
A: I’ll send an extended report tomorrow, but the short answer is United States Natural Gas Fund (UNG) and ProShares Ultra Bloomberg Natural Gas (BOIL), which is a 2x long day trading NatGas ETF.
Q: Are we entering LEAPS territory for Rivian (RIVN)?
A: Yes, just wait for the current selloff to end and then go to the longest possible expiration. This thing will have a multiple move 2x, 3x, or a 10x out the other side of any recession. The CEO is brilliant and people love the cars.
Q: What happens to housing prices when interest rates on mortgages are at 7%?
A: Well, they should go down 10-20%. What they’re actually doing is going sideways, and they’re still going up in the cheaper neighborhoods because of the structural shortage of 10 million houses in the US. The all-cash buyers are still out there buying. There is tremendous inventory shortage in the housing market now; every broker I know got cleaned out of all their inventory in January when we had a brief 100 basis point dip in rates back then, which has since gone away. I think we go sideways in housing until the end of the year, and then big interest rate cuts will be obvious by then, and the market takes off and we have another 10-year bubble. If you think housing is expensive now, go visit Sydney Australia or Shanghai, China and you’ll see how expensive housing can really get.
Q: How how high would Fed funds have to get to cause a real recession?
A: My guess is 6%. We might actually get there in the second quarter. That might trigger enough of a recession to start unemployment rising just enough to let them cut interest rates. My attitude is: rip the Band-Aid off, raise by 75 basis points on March, and get it over with. But Jay Powell is a very gradualist type of guy, even though he’s brought the sharpest interest rate rise in history.
Q: Should I chase Apple (AAPL) here at $150 a share?
A: In this kind of market, you never chase anything. Only buy Apple at $150 if you think happy days are here again and you think we’re going up forever. To me on the chart it looks like we’re double topping and may actually get a lower low, which you then buy. You may even want to do a LEAPS on Apple if we get down into the $130s or $120s again.
Q: Isn’t it hard for the economy to really tank when seniors and savers are now generating income again for their retirement, giving them more income to spend?
A: Well not only that but workers have had 10-20% pay increases also, and they have more money to spend. It’s really hard to see a severe recession in any kind of scenario, barring another pandemic, and that’s why we’re saying buy the dips—we are in fact in a new bull market that started in October. When you get these market reversals, you often don’t get confirmation on the charts for up to a year, and we’re in one of those periods now. That's why there are still a lot of non-believers in the bull scenario and no confidence.
Q: Would you buy Tesla LEAPS?
A: Yes, under $150 on Tesla shares. And, given its record of volatility, we may actually get there, because this is a $1,000 stock easily in 5 years. I'll send you a report giving you all the details of why. Detroit is basically screwed, someday it’ll just be reduced to building Teslas under license from Tesla and painting them different colors and giving them different names or something like that.
Q: What’s a buy-on-dip?
A: Sorry, but no easy answer here. It’s unique to every stock depending on the historic volatility and ranges of the stock. It’s going to be 1% for a stock, it can be 10% for an option, it could be 20% for a stock like Tesla. It’s vague but it really is unique to every single stock. A good rule of thumb is that after you execute a trade and then throw up on your shoes you’ve just done a great trade.
Q: I see from your pictures that you lost weight? How do you do it?
A: I got COVID last May. I lost 20 pounds in two weeks because I couldn’t eat while I was sleeping 20 hours a day. I just woke up long enough to send out trade alerts. All of a sudden, a 40-year collection of expensive designer pants fit. My kids now call me Captain Fancy Pants. When I go through airport security now and take my belt off they fall down so I’m always careful to wear my best underwear, the ones with the dollar sing all over them.
Q: What’s the best way to play obesity drugs?
A: Unfortunately, There is no pure play on obesity drugs. It will be a $150 billion market that will grow very quickly. I will talk about it at length next week in the summit at the Biotech & Health Care webinar, which you’ll get registration links for tomorrow. Weight loss drugs are small pieces of very large drug companies, so the effect gets diluted by everything else they’re doing. The purest play may be Weight Watchers (WW). If you just need to go to Weight Watchers just to get a shot, that could be really good for them. The stock just doubled in one day on this.
Q: Commodity-based foreign stocks are the best bet on inflation protection; should I get involved?
A: Yes, use the current selloff to get into the whole commodity space (except for maybe food) because not only are they a commodity play, they’re a weak dollar play and that way you get a combined double leverage effect on prices, which I've seen happen many times in my life. So yes, look at foreign-type commodity stocks, and of course, the biggest one out there is Broken Hill Proprietary (BHP), which I always watch very closely. It’s the largest stock in Australia owned by virtually everybody in Australia who has any money, with great volatility, and which has recently just had a selloff.
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The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
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Global Market Comments
February 14, 2023
Fiat Lux
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My former employer, The Economist, once the ever-tolerant editor of my flabby, disjointed, and juvenile prose (Thanks to Peter Martin and Marjorie Deane!), has just released its "Big Mac" index of relative international currency valuations.
Although initially launched as a joke five decades ago, I have followed it religiously and found it an amazingly accurate predictor of future economic success.
The index counts the cost of McDonald's (MCD) premium two beef patty sandwiches around the world, ranging from $8.35 in Venezuela to $1.68 in Lebanon, and comes up with a measure of currency under and overvaluation.
What are its conclusions today?
The Venezuelan Bolivar is wildly expensive, with 235 years of annual per capita income needed to buy a single Big Mac in local currency terms if you can find one. There are currently 4 million Bolivars to the US Dollar in this sadly bankrupt country.
The Norwegian Kroner, Swiss franc (FXF), and the US Dollar (UUP) are also dear, with the average cost of an American Big Mac at $5.35. Every year I make a ritual visit to what is often the most expensive McDonald’s in the world at Zermatt Switzerland (see pictures below). There the Big Macs taste slightly acidic.
The cheapest currencies are the South African Rand, the Russian Ruble, and the Lebanese Pound, a Big Mac coming in at $1.68 in Beirut.
I couldn't agree more with many of these conclusions. It's as if the august weekly publication was tapping The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader for ideas.
I am no longer the frequent consumer of Big Macs that I once was, as my metabolism has slowed to such an extent that in eating one, you might as well tape it to my ass. Better to use it as an economic forecasting tool than a speedy lunch.
The Big Mac is a Steal Here in Turkey
No Bargain Here in Italy Either
And Costs a King’s Ransome Here in Zermatt
Global Market Comments
January 4, 2023
Fiat Lux
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