Global Market Comments
February 8, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trades:
(WHY TECHNICAL ANALYSIS NEVER WORKS)
(FB), (AAPL), (AMZN), (GOOG), (MSFT), (VIX)
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Global Market Comments
February 7, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trades:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or CASH IS KING),
(SPY), (TLT), (TBT), (MSFT), (AAPL), (TSLA), (BRKB)
Mad Hedge Technology Letter
February 4, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(FACEBOOK IS BROKEN)
(FB), (AMZN), (MSFT), (AAPL)
Facebook (FB) is broken.
As a stock, management team, product, and as a business model – it is broken.
This portends poorly for the company that Mark Zuckerberg built.
Funnily enough, Zuckerberg decided to opt for a new company name, "Meta," to signal to his investors that the company is barreling straight into a new chapter of its existence.
The problem I have with Meta is that they face 10 years of losses before they can potentially spin a profit from a Metaverse-based product.
Reading the tea leaves, the name change appears to mask the internal destruction of the legacy Facebook model, and the warning signs are more than a few.
They are in the digital ad business at a time when e-commerce company Amazon (AMZN) is rapidly encroaching on their turf.
I would argue that it was Facebook who completely missed out on e-commerce, almost like how Microsoft (MSFT) missed out on the cell phone business that Apple were able to figure out.
The final kick below the belt was Facebook admitting that Apple’s (AAPL) privacy changes have materially affected Facebook’s ability to collect large swaths of data.
The result is less accurate and voluminous data because they can’t steal as much reducing the amount they can charge digital advertisers for the data.
Facebook’s underperformance is the most complete anecdotal evidence so far on the impact to the advertising industry of Apple’s App Tracking Transparency feature, which minimizes targeting capabilities by limiting advertisers from accessing an iPhone user identifier.
Even with the terrible report, I don’t believe a 26% haircut in Meta shares was warranted, but this represents the sign of the times where companies aren’t given a free pass anymore.
If something like this were to happen in a period of easy money, I believe Meta would have only sold off 4%-6%.
So how about that Metaverse business?
Chief Executive Officer Mark Zuckerberg announced Wednesday that Meta had a net loss of $10 billion in 2021 attributable to its investment in the Meeetaverse.
I believe this is a risky stance to take considering it’s not fully guaranteed that the Metaverse will be what all the experts think it might turn into.
It could still only pull through in a diluted way like many things in life.
Amazon has really broken away from the pack, from an advertising minnow into an ad revenue juggernaut with annual sales of $31 billion for 2021, which is more than the $28.8 billion in ad revenue that YouTube posted for the year.
At that pace, Amazon’s ad business is also larger than several other entities in online advertising, including cloud rival Microsoft, whose CEO, Satya Nadella, disclosed last week the company’s 2021 advertising revenue exceeded $10 billion.
Amazon has also decided to increase the price of Prime by nearly 17% all while Facebook lacks pricing power to charge digital ad manufacturers more.
It’s time to retire the acronym starting with F – FANG, which once represented the equity market profile of Facebook, Apple, Netflix, and Google.
Is this the end of Facebook?
No, they still have a sterling balance sheet and are awfully profitable in what they do.
But looking forward, growth rates will contract down to single digits and user growth has turned negative.
These are both ominous signs with no solutions in sight.
Have we seen the high-water mark for Facebook?
Fixing its stock trajectory to the backs of the metaverse is a fool’s game because of the large losses it will incur in the short to mid-term.
Zuckerberg largely understands the Metaverse as an existential crisis of epic proportions, which is why he’s throwing the kitchen sink at it.
Broadly speaking, the stock market might have a Facebook problem because the company is so valuable and part of so many indices that a dip in shares will hurt the wider market.
In any case, the bombshell report means that this bodes poorly for the 3-year trajectory of Meta’s stock; and to give Meta the benefit of the doubt, at least they have the cash to make a legitimate run at the Metaverse business.
Don’t expect high octane price action in Meta until they signal that the Metaverse business is legitimate and just around the corner, which might be a while!
My recommendation is to put this one on the backburner until prospects brighten up.
Global Market Comments
February 4, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trades:
(FEBRUARY 2 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(PYPL), (PLTR), (BRKB), (MS), (GOOGL), (ROM), (MSFT), (ABNB), (VXX), (X), (FCX), (BHP), (USO), (TSLA), (EDIT), (CRSP)
Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the February 2 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar broadcast from Incline Village, Nevada.
Q: Thoughts on Palantir Technologies Inc. (PLTR)?
A: Well, we got out of this last summer at $28 because the CEO said he didn’t care what the share price does, and when you say that, the market tends to trash your stock. But Palantir is also in a whole sector of small, non-money-making, expensive stocks that have just been absolutely slaughtered. And of course, PayPal (PYPL) takes the prize for that today, down 25% and 60% from the top. So, we’re giving up on that whole sector until proven otherwise. Until then, these things will just keep getting cheaper.
Q: Given the weakness in January, do you think we still have to wait until the second half of the year for a viable bottom?
A: Definitely, maybe. If things are going to happen, they are going to happen fast; we got the January selloff, but that’s nowhere near a major selloff of 20%. And the fact is, the economy is still great so that’s why this is a correction, not a bear market. At some point, you want to buy into this, but definitely not yet; I think we take another run at the lows again sometime this month. We just have to let all the shorts come out and take their profits so they can reestablish again.
Q: Why are bank stocks struggling?
A: A lot of the interest rate rises that we’re getting now were already discounted last year—banks had a great year last year—so they were front running that move, which is finally happening. To get more moves out of banks, you’re going to have to get more interest rate rises, which we will get eventually. We still like the banks long term, we still like financials of every description, but they are taking a break, especially on the “sell everything” index days. A lot of the recent selling was index selling—banks have a heavy weighting in the index, about 15%. So, they will go down, but they will also be the ones that come back the fastest. We’re seeing that in some of the financials already, like Berkshire Hathaway (BRKB) and Morgan Stanley (MS) which are both close to all-time highs now.
Q: What about the situation with Russia and Ukraine?
A: It’s all for show. This is a situation where both the US and Russia need a war, or threat of a war, because the leaders of both countries have flagging popularity. Wars solve those problems—that’s why we have so many of them by the United States. We’ve been at war essentially for most of the last 40 years, ever since Ronald Reagan came in.
Q: I didn’t exit my big tech positions before the crash, should I just hang onto them at this point?
A: The big ones—yes. The Apples (AAPL), the Googles (GOOGL), the Amazons (AMZN) —they’re only going to drop about 20% at the most, maybe 25%, and then they’ll go to new highs, probably before the end of the year. If you’re good enough to get out and get back in again on a 20% move, go for it. But most people can’t do that unless they’re glued to their screens all day long. So, if you have stock, keep the stock; if you have options, get out of the options, because there the time decay will wipe you out before a turnaround can happen. This is not an options environment, unless you’re playing on the short side in the front month, which is what we’re doing.
Q: When you send out the trade alerts, I have a hard time getting them executed. How do you advise?
A: Move the strike price, go out in maturity, and you can get our prices at slightly higher risk. Or, just leave it and, quite often, people’s limit orders get done at the end of the day when the algorithms have to dump their positions at the close because they’re not allowed to carry overnight positions. Also, even if you get half of my trade alerts, you’re doing pretty good—we’re running at a 23% rate in 6 weeks, or 200% annualized. And remember, when I send out a trade alert, you’re not the only one trying to get in there, so you can even go onto a similar security. If I recommend Alphabet (GOOGL), consider going over to Microsoft (MSFT), because they all tend to move together as a group.
Q: I am sitting on a 16% profit in the ProShares Ultra Technology (ROM), which you recommended. Should I take the money and run, and get back in at a lower price?
A: Yes, this is just a short covering rally in a longer-term correction, and you make the money on the volume. You win games by hitting lots of signals, not hanging on to a few home runs where people usually strike out.
Q: You said inflation will be short lived, so why would there be 9 interest rates after the initial 4?
A: It’s going to take us 8 interest rates just to get us back to the long-term average interest rate. Remember the last 2% is totally artificial and only happened because there was a financial crisis 13 years ago. So, to normalize rates you really need to get overnight rates back up to about 3.0%. And that means 12 interest rate hikes. If you don’t do that, you risk inflation going from controllable to uncontrollable, and that is the death of the Fed. So, that’s why I expect a lot more interest rate rises.
Q: Will the tension between Russia and the Ukraine affect the market?
A: No, it hasn’t so far and I don’t expect it to. Although, it’s hard to imagine going through all of this and not seeing a shot fired. When that one shot gets fired, then maybe you get a down-500-point day, which it then makes back the next day.
Q: Anything to do with Alphabet (GOOGL) announcing its 20 to one split?
A: No, it’s too late. We had a trade alert out on a Google 20 call spread which we actually took profits on this morning. So, nice win for the Mad Hedge Technology Letter there. There’s nothing to do with these splits, it’s not like they’re going to un-announce it, this isn’t a risk-arbitrage situation where there’s always an antitrust risk hovering over the deal that may crash it. This is pretty much a done deal and doesn’t even happen until July 1. People think bringing the share price from $3,000 down to $150 makes it available for a lot more potential retail buyers, which it does. It also makes call spreads on the options a lot cheaper too. When we put out these alerts, we can only do one or two contracts, even tying up $10,000—divide that by 20 and all of a sudden your cheapest Google call spread cost $500 instead of $10,000.
Q: Can you speak about the liquidity on your strikes? Sometimes we’re trading against strikes that have no open interest.
A: Whenever you put in an order for one strike, even if there’s nothing outstanding on that strike, algorithms will arbitrage against that strike—where your order is—against all the other strikes on the whole options chain. So, don’t worry if you have limited open interest or no open interest on our trade alerts. They will get done, and it may get done by some algorithm or some market maker taking more of another strike, that’s how these things get done. It’s all thanks to the magic of computers.
Q: Do you have thoughts about Freeport-McMoRan (FCX)? I have some profitable LEAP positions open.
A: It’ll go higher, keep them. And I like the whole commodity space, which means iron ore (BHP), copper, steel (X), etc.
Q: Would you trade Barclays iPath Series B S&P 500 VIX Short-Term Futures ETN (VXX) at this point?
A: No, because we’re dead in the middle of the recent range. That’s a horrible place to enter—you only enter (VXX) on extremes on the upsides and the downside.
Q: What should I do about Airbnb (ABNB) at this price? They’ve been profitable for 2-3 years, with revenues rising.
A: I think Airbnb is one of the best run companies in the world, and I expect their earnings to keep growing like crazy, especially once we get out of the pandemic. I am also a very frequent Airbnb user, having stayed in Airbnb’s in at least 10 countries, so I’m a big fan of them. The stock just got dragged down by the small tech bust but it will come back. This is a “throwing the baby out with the bathwater” situation.
Q: Are there any good LEAPS candidates now?
A: I’m not doing any LEAPS until we reach the final cataclysmic selloff of the correction. Otherwise, the time value will run against you enormously; I’d rather wait for better prices.
Q: Do you see a cataclysmic selloff?
A: Yes, I do. Maybe in a few more weeks, and maybe next week if we get a really hot 8%+ inflation rate—that would really kill the market.
Q: What will tell you if inflation is ending or slowing labor?
A: Labor is 70% of the inflation calculation. So, when these huge pay awards slow down, that's when inflation slows down. By the way, a lot of pay increases that are happening now are catch-up from the last 40 years of no pay increases for American workers in real inflation adjusted terms. So, a lot of this is catch-up—once that’s done, you can forget about inflation. Also, the long-term pressure of technology on prices is downwards, so allow that to reignite deflation, and that will be your bigger issue over the long term.
Q: What should I do about Editas Medicine Inc (EDIT) or CRSPR Therapeutics AG (CRSP)?
A: Don’t touch the sector, it’s out of favor. Let this thing die a slow death. When they come up with profitable products, that’s when the sector recovers. So far, everything they have works in labs but there are no mass-produced Crispr products, they’re trying for mass production on sickle cell anemia and a couple of other things, but still very early days in CRSPR technology.
Q: When will this recording be posted?
A: In two hours, it will be posted on the website. Go to “My Account” and you’ll find the last 13 years of recorded webinars.
Q: What do you mean by “stand aside from Foreign Exchange”?
A: The volatility in the foreign exchange market is just so low compared to equities and bonds, it’s not worth trading right now. When you can trade everything in the world—foreign exchange is at the bottom of the list. If I see a good entry point, I’ll do a trade; but do I trade Tesla (TSLA) with a volatility of 100%, or foreign exchange with a volatility of 5%? Those are the choices.
Q: Should I do any short plays in oil (USO)?
A: Generally, you don’t want to short any commodity unless you're a professional; I say that having been short beef futures when Mad Cow Disease hit in 2003 and you had three limit-up days in a row in the futures market. That happens in the commodity areas—liquidity is so poor compared to stocks and bonds that if you get caught in one of these one-way moves, you can’t get out. So that is the risk; and I’ve known people who have gone bust trading oil both long and short, so this is for professionals only. With stocks you get vastly more data and information than you do in the commodity markets where industry insiders have a much bigger advantage.
To watch a replay of this webinar with all the charts, bells, whistles, and classic rock music, just log in to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, go to MY ACCOUNT, click on GLOBAL TRADING DISPATCH, then WEBINARS, and all the webinars from the last ten years are there in all their glory.
Good Luck and Stay Healthy!
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
The Aga Sophia Mosque in Istanbul
Mad Hedge Technology Letter
February 2, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(GOOGLE IS STILL ON SALE)
(GOOGL), (ARKK), (MSFT), (AAPL)
Google (GOOGL) shares were up 65% last year and I would still call the name cheap in 2022.
It’s interesting for me to see ARK (ARKK) Funds CEO Cathy Woods claim that growth is on sale now.
I take the other side of the argument and would pontificate that quality is for sale, like Google, who has carved out an unrivaled position in the digital ad space.
Their cash cow business is so effective that they are set to achieve $100 billion in free cash flow by 2023.
It’s mind-boggling that a company of this magnitude still trades at a discount even though generating more free cash flow than Apple (AAPL) and Microsoft (MSFT).
Google’s ad revenue was up to $61 billion which was up from $46 billion last year.
These numbers are staggering because of the sheer math it takes to jump to 33% when we are talking about over $50 billion.
Google is so big that the law of large numbers works against them, but they still shrug that off and register these outlandish numbers.
This company is one of the sure-fire bets in tech along with Microsoft and it’s no surprise that the best companies are taking the rest of the market on their back to diffuse this recent volatility.
The plaudits don’t stop there with their critical cloud division growing 45% year over year to $5.5 billion.
The cloud and ad revenue serve as the structural stabilizers to a healthy business and all signs point to Google having tremendous value as a stock.
Google also announced a 20:1 stock split which should allow investors with smaller bank accounts access to the stock.
Apple and Tesla saw huge inflows after they announced stock splits and I see no reason why this should be different for Google.
Fortunately, it appears that supply chain bottlenecks aren’t materially damaging Google’s ad demand.
Now Google is on the verge of cruising by $2 trillion in market cap.
Since we are in a market where outperformers are rewarded, Google is in great shape for 2022 when supply chain problems are set to improve.
I have repeatedly said to stay away from those companies that cannot meet expectations and aren’t cash flow-positive.
There is no more free money to subsidize poor management or a poor product or both.
When we analyze Google’s ad business from a microeconomic level, then it’s easy to understand that businesses cannot get rid of their services because of its deep application for consumers.
People also want deals.
They're looking for value.
For shoppers, Google made it possible to browse and discover the hottest deals for major moments like Black Friday and Cyber Monday on Google Search.
For merchants, Google made it even easier to list promotions via automated imports from third-party integrations like Shopify and WooCommerce.
Google is easily selling ad inventory, attracting new customers, and building brand loyalty.
In the holiday season, the number of merchants using promo features jumped 280% year over year.
Retailers are also turning to Google to help them transform and accelerate growth such as Warby Parker, who drove a 32% year-over-year increase.
They accomplished this by not only opening stores and expanding their contact lens business but also by tapping into Google across services.
Omnichannel bidding, smart shopping campaigns and an expanded presence in Google Maps to promote in-store eye exams contributed to Warby Parkers’ success.
Google is making it easier for viewers to buy what they see and simpler for advertisers to drive action with innovative solutions like product feeds and video action campaigns and emerging formats like live commerce.
Backcountry.com generated a 12-1 return on ad spend with product feeds in 2021 and plans to double its investment in 2022, while Samsung, Walmart, and Verizon partnered with creators to host shoppable holiday live stream events in the U.S.
In short, Google has pricing power, and its strategic position is such that it’s hard not to see rampant growth ahead in the short and long term.
Its cash position is enviable to any tech or non-tech company and at some point a dividend is inevitable.
Even with its success, Google is still investing aggressively for the future and is part of every cutting-edge technology from artificial intelligence to self-driving and even the metaverse.
Global Market Comments
January 31, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trades:
(TESTIMONIAL),
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or DEATH OF THE FED PUT),
(SPY), (TLT), (TBT), (MSFT), (AAPL), (TSLA), (BRKB)
That great wellspring of your personal wealth for the last 13 years, the Fed put, is no more.
No longer can you count on an endless expansion of the money supply to boost the value of your share and real estate portfolios.
In fact, since our central bank embarked on an endless effort to restore the economy during the 2008 financial crisis, the Fed balance sheet has ballooned from $400 million to $9 trillion. And it is still expanding, although at a much smaller rate.
Long time Fed watchers like myself, will tell you that the Fed is always slow, behind the curve, and is often responding to data a year late. We have an hour late and dollar short central bank.
That is certainly true with this cycle when it took 12 months for the Open Market Committee to notice that a decade-plus of zero interest rates had caused inflation to explode to 6.9%.
But just as we have to reinvent ourselves every day with a constantly evolving stock market, so does the Fed with its interest rates policy. As a result, this new interest rate cycle will be like no others.
There can be no doubt that the Fed is taking away the punch bowl. Overnight, the futures market is gone from discounting three-quarter point interest rate hikes to six. That means a rate increase at every meeting for the rest of 2022.
Quantitative easing has been thrown into the dustbin of history as well. Fed Bond buying will taper down from $120 billion in December to zero by March. The big guess now is how soon quantitative tightening will start.
In the meantime, the glass has gone from half full to half-empty for the stock market. That means selling every rally rather than buying every dip. It’s a new World.
Since the beginning of the year, I have been playing roulette. Except for that numbers one through 35 are colored black and I have only been betting black. That is the percentage of trade alerts that have been profitable so far in 2022. And you know what? I am going to keep on playing!
I’ll tell you how all this ends. Eventually, big technology prices will drop 20% and earnings will rise by 30%, producing a 50% valuation haircut. That will be enough of a bargain to draw back even the most cautious of investors. But that is still months off.
Ukraine? You’re worried about the Ukraine? Last week Biden moved the USS Harry S. Truman into the Black Sea. Other US carriers are close by. That puts a massive air counterstrike against a Russian tank invasion a phone call away.
The last time this contest played out was during the first Iraq War. Russian supplied forces lost 5,000 tanks and we lost one (he parked on a ridgeline). Putin may like chess, but he doesn’t play Russian roulette. This is all just a ploy to get oil prices high, on which Russia relies on for 70% of government revenues.
By the end of this year, the supply chain will be restored, inflation tamed, the economy will be booming, we will be at full employment, and big technology earnings will be at new records. Higher share prices are a bet I am more than willing to make, especially with 35:1 ods in my favor.
The Dow Dives Nearly $4,000 points in 14 days, in the mother of all corrections. And while the market has discounted the next four quarter-point rate hikes, it hasn’t even thought about the eight after that. Yes, overnight rates may peak at 3.25% in three years. In addition, my friends at the Fed are considering taking $3 trillion in liquidity out of the system by the end of 2023. US earnings growth will more than cover this but it may take months for markets to figure that out. That makes H1 all about preserving capital and then swinging for the fences in H2. In the meantime, make volatility your friend and not your enemy.
Don’t Buy this Dip, says Morgan Stanley. We are in for more punishment, especially in non-earning technology stocks. Too many investors missed the top and are still looking to get out. Growth is dead. But it won’t be as bad as the 2000 Dotcom bust. At a certain point, sellers will get exhausted.
The Fed Leaves Rates Unchanged but says rates will rise soon and signaled the end of quantitative easing in March. No mention was made of quantitative tightening. The economy is still very strong, but omicron is a concern. The universal feeling is that the Fed is a year late in its unfolding tightening, prompting runaway inflation. The was little market reaction as the comments were largely expected. The Volatility Index is back down to $27.
Apple Blows it Away with Q4 revenues of an eye-popping $124 billion, up 11% YOY. Some $27 billion in dividends and share buybacks was returned to shareholders. iPhone sales were up 9.2% YOY and 57% of the total. The bottom may not be in yet for this bear move but I see the shares at $250 by next year, powered by the rollout of new product lines and services. Taking profits on my short-term long right here.
Mortgage Interest Rates Hit 22-Month High, with the 30-year fixed hitting 3.56%. So far, no effect on the housing market, which is hotter than ever. But homebuilder stocks like (LEN), (KBH), and (TOL) have been getting hit hard.
S&P Case Shiller Rockets 18.8%, in November with its National Home Price Index. Phoenix 32.2%, Tampa (29%), and Miami (26.6%) were the big gainers. The real estate boom is years away from a peak.
New Home Sales Skyrocket to an eye-popping 811,000 in December, up 11.7% YOY. Median sales prices jump to $377,700, up 3% YOY. Inventories further shrink to six months. Builders can’t build them fast enough, thanks to labor and supply chain shortages. With a 50-basis point rise in mortgage rates, next month’s report may be a different story.
Oil Could Hit $100 in a Day if Russia attacks the Ukraine. Inventories are already short from lack of investment and Europe is facing a Russian engineered energy squeeze. A Chinese economic recovery, the world’s largest importer, could make matters worse. Watch (USO).
Caterpillar Announces Robust Earnings, but the stock sells off anyway. Total 2021 profits came to $505 million, up 72% from 2020. Enormous construction demand is a major boost, as well as ongoing commodity and agricultural booms. Buy (CAT) on dips as a major pro-cyclical play.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of pandemic, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates still at zero, oil cheap, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The American coming out the other side of the pandemic will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
With the pandemic-driven meltdown on Friday, my January month-to-date performance rocketed to 12.05%. My 2022 year-to-date performance ended at 12.05%. The Dow Average is down -5.2% so far in 2022.
With 26 trade alerts issued so far in January, there was too much going on to describe here.
That brings my 12-year total return to 524.61%, some 2.00 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period. My 12-year average annualized return has ratcheted up to 43.19%, easily the highest in the industry.
We need to keep an eye on the number of US Coronavirus cases at 74 million and rising quickly and deaths topping 884,000, which you can find here.
On Monday, January 31 at 6:45 AM, the Chicago PMI for January is out.
On Tuesday, February 1 at 7:00 AM, the JOLTS Job Openings for December are announced.
On Wednesday, February 2 at 8:30 AM, the ADP private jobs figures for December are released.
On Thursday, February 3 at 8:30 AM the Weekly Jobless Claims are disclosed. At 7:00 AM the ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI is printed.
On Friday, February 4 at 8:30 AM the January Nonfarm Payroll Report is released. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.
As for me, those of you who have followed me for a long time will not be surprised to learn that I once made a living as a male model in Japan.
I took fairly conservative gigs, a TV commercial for Mazda Motors, a testimonial for Mitsubishi television sets, and print ads for Toyota. The X-rated requests I passed on to my friends at the karate school.
Then the casting call went out for the tallest, meanest-looking foreigner in Japan.
They picked me.
Koikei Potato Chips was unique among competing brands in Tokyo in that they were sprinkled with seaweed flakes. I couldn’t stand them.
The script set me in a boxing ring beating the daylights out of a small Japanese competitor. I knocked him flat. Then a Japanese girl rushed up to the ring and fed the downed man Koikei Potato Chips. Instantly, he jumped up and won the fight.
In the last scene, the Japanese man is seen sitting on top of me with two black eyes eating more potato chips. Oh, and the whole thing was set in a 19th century format so I was wearing tights the entire time.
I took my 10,000 yen home and considered it a good day’s work.
Ten years later, I was touring Japan as a director of Morgan Stanley with some of the firm’s largest clients. We stopped for lunch at a rural restaurant with a TV on the wall. Suddenly, one of the clients asked, “Hey John, isn’t that you on the TV?”
It was my Koike Potato Chip commercial. After ten years, they were still running it. Who knew? I was never so embarrassed. When the final scene came, everyone burst into laughter. I feebly explained my need for spare cash a decade earlier, but no one paid attention.
I continued with my tour of Japan but somehow the customer reaction was just not the same.
Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
