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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or The Tweet that Sank a Thousand Ships

I always wondered who the enemy was. Now, I know.

Not only is Fed governor Jerome Powell responsible for the upcoming recession, I also heard he fixed the 1918 World Series where the Chicago White Sox deliberately lost.

And come to think of it, Jack the Ripper and D.B Cooper were never caught either. If Tweets are to be believed, the Fed now needs to seek guidance from the president before any subsequent policy decision.

It all reminds me of the last days of the Third Reich when Adolph Hitler was ordering into action divisions that no longer existed.

And I love all of it.

An 850 point top to bottom swan dive in the Dow Average vaporized all my short positions, which I had put on days ago for just this eventuality. It also allowed me to get back into Microsoft (MSFT) down $5, which I have been struggling to get back into for months.

My only miss of the month has been in Gold (GLD), whose move continues to be so parabolic that I haven’t been able to get you, or me, into it.

No doubt the administration will respond with another charm offensive, as this did this week, and ignite another ferocious short-covering rally.

The harsh truth is that confidence is eroding by the day. And the escalating talk of a recession can, in itself, cause a recession. So much depends on belief when share price earnings multiples are trading at a lofty 17X. But it is all looking increasingly like a little boy trying to head off a flood by holding his finger in a hole in a dike.

There’s no more waiting to see if the trade war escalates again on September 1. We already have the answer. It now appears we have instant escalation all the time with every Tweet. It’s not exactly what I want to bet my retirement fund on.

I have been getting questions as to why I have been adding long positions with the outlook so grim. For a start, these positions are all triply hedged.

I’m long a call against a short call with an identical maturity. I have low beta long positions hedged against high beta short positions. And finally, I don’t think we can break down below the 200-day moving average in the major indexes until the September 20 Fed meeting when they FAIL to cut interest rates again because the data isn’t there yet.

The net, net, net of all of this is that my portfolio can take a 1,000-point hit in the Dow Average and its no big deal.

And don’t forget. Ultra-low interest rates will put a higher floor under the market than we have seen in past selloffs.

I pray the insanity keeps up (did I hear a reference to the Messiah the other day?) because it is allowing me to ship out Trade Alerts as fast as I can write them.

Stocks rose briefly on German stimulus prospects. It's an idea imported from America, heavy borrowing and massive deficit spending to float the economy. It’s just what the world needs, more freshly printed money, like the last $17 trillion worked so well. It’s all confirmation that Europe is already in recession.

The US now has the world’s highest interest rates, at 3.60% for 30-year fixed-rate loans. Only the US offers loans of this duration, thanks to heavy government subsidies through Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

Floating rate loans in France are 1.39%, in Germany are 1.0%, Japan at 0.65%. In Denmark, banks will lend at a negative -0.50%. Yes, they will pay you to live in your house. But when you’re borrowing at -0.90% you can do that. Only China has higher interest rates, with an overnight at 4.60%. The irony runs deep.

Unsurprisingly, the Congressional Budget Office cut 0.3% off of its 2020 growth forecast and the US budget deficit will rise to a ruinous $1 trillion two years sooner than expected. Fading business investment and weakening consumer spending will be the problems. The trade war is also a drag. It’s funny how no one wants to spend in front of a recession.

“Mid Cycle Adjustment” is how the Fed described the last interest rates cut in minutes released on Wednesday. It makes further cuts less likely. So does a stock market trading 5% below all-time highs. They also mention the cut as an “insurance policy” not actually justified by the current economic data. Three weeks ago, the fed cut rates for the first time in a decade.

The Mad Hedge Trader Alert Service is posting its best month in two years. Some 22 of the last 23 round trips have been profitable, generating one of the biggest performance jumps in our 12-year history.

My Global Trading Dispatch has hit a new all-time high of 334.61% and my year-to-date shot up to +34.47%. My ten-year average annualized profit bobbed up to +34.62%.

I have coined a blockbuster 16.14% so far in August. All of you people who just subscribed in June and July are looking like geniuses. My staff and I have been working to the point of exhaustion, but it’s worth it if I can print these kinds of numbers.

As long as the Volatility Index (VIX) stays above $20, deep-in-the-money options spreads are offering free money. I am now 80% invested, 60% long big tech and 20% short, with 20% in cash. It rarely gets this easy.

The coming week will be a snore on the data front. Believe it or not, it could be quiet, as we grind through the last week of the summer.

On Monday, August 26 at 8:30 AM, US Durable Goods for July are out.

On Tuesday, August 27 at 9:00 AM, we get a new S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index for June

On Wednesday, August 28, at 10:30, we learn the EIA Crude Oil Stocks for the previous week.

On Thursday, August 29 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are printed. July Pending Home Sales are published at 10:00 AM.

On Friday, August 30 at 10:00 AM, the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment is printed.

The Baker Hughes Rig Count follows at 2:00 PM.

As for me, it will be a busy weekend with volunteer work at the Alameda Food Bank due and CPR training at the local fire department. I feel like I am getting my Eagle Scout rank all over again.

Good luck and good trading.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

Time to Bring in the Heavy Guns

August 26, 2019/by Mad Hedge Fund Trader

August 19, 2019

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

Global Market Comments
August 19, 2019
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or WHAT A ROLLER COASTER RIDE!),
(SPY), (TLT), (VIX), (VXX), (M),
(WMT), (FB), (AMZN), (GOOGL), (IWM)

August 19, 2019/by Mad Hedge Fund Trader

The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or What a Roller Coaster Ride!

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I like roller coasters. The Giant Dipper at the Santa Cruz Boardwalk is tough to beat, the last operating wooden coaster in the United States. And I’ll always have fond memories of the Cyclone at Coney Island in New York.

I especially liked this week in the financial markets, which provided more profitable trading opportunities, both on the long and the short side, that any other week of the past decade.

Perhaps the highpoint was on Thursday when I was staring at my screens watching ten year US Treasury bond yields (TLT) bottom at a near historic 1.46%, and my own Mad Hedge Market Timing Index plunging to a lowly 19.

Impulsively, I covered the last of my short positions and started piling on longs in the FANGs. The next morning, the Dow Average opened up 300 points. But then, it’s easy to be bold and decisive when you’re up 30% on the year, compared to only 11% for the Dow Average.

And guess what? The best may be yet to come!

As long as the Volatility Index stays over $20, you will be able to print all the money you want with options spreads. I’m talking 10%-15% A MONTH!

All eyes are now on September 1 when the Chinese announce their own retaliation to our tariff increase. Will they target ag again? Or does the bond market (TLT) take the hit this time (the Chinese government owns $900 billion worth of our debt).

And now for the question that everyone is asking: How far will the stock market fall in this cycle. We have already plunged 10% from the highs on an intraday basis. Could we drop another 10% in this period of high anxiety? Certainly. However, I tend to think it will be less than that.

The initial market pop on Monday came when the new Chinese tariffs were delayed, from September 1 to December 15, on some items. Tell me who saw this one coming. The potential costs of the tariffs are hitting the US more than China. It was worth a 550-point rally in the Dow Average. In 50 years, I’ve never seen such blatant market manipulation.

Gold hit a new six-year high, with the collapse of the Argentine Peso a new factor. A poor election result drove the beleaguered currency down 15% in one day, a massive move.

Now you have to worry about what’s happening in China AND Argentina. For the first time in history, gold now has a positive yield versus the Europe and the Japanese Yen, which both offer negative interest rates.

Hong Kong is becoming a factor driving US markets down. If there is a repeat if the 1989 Tiananmen Square massacre where thousands died, global markets could collapse. The hit to growth will be more than it currently can stand in its present weakened state.

Inflation is taking off, with Core Consumer Inflation for July coming in at a red hot 0.3%, delivering the strongest two-month price burst since 2006. If it keeps up, you can kiss those future interest rate cuts goodbye.

Germany is in recession. That is the only conclusion possible when you see Q2 at -0.1% growth and the economy still in free fall. The ZEW’s figures regarding Germany yesterday were nothing short of horrific as the Economic Sentiment Index fell to -44. When you damage China’s economy, it puts the rest of the world into recession. The global economy has become so interlinked, it can’t become undone without another great recession.

Bonds rates bottomed yesterday, at least for the short term, the intraday low for the ten-year US Treasury yield hitting 1.46%. Welcome to inversion land, where long term interest rates are below short-term ones. Confidence in the economy is melting like an Alaskan glacier. But with three more 25 basis point rate cuts to come, an eventual break below 1.0% is inevitable. Watch for stocks to remake half their recent losses.

Consumer Sentiment cratered in August from 97.0 estimated to 92.1. And that was before the stock market sold off. Consumer spending remains strong. The last time it was this strong was at the market top in 2008, the market top in 1999, and the market top in 1987.

July Housing Starts plunged 4.0%, to 1.191 million units as homebuilders move into recession mode. Not even record low-interest rates can get them to stick their necks out this time. Those that did last time got wiped out.

It’s been pedal to the metal all month with the Mad Hedge Trade Alert Service, with no less than 31 Trade Alerts going out so far. Some 18 or the last 19 round trips have been profitable, generating one of the biggest performance jumps in our 12-year history.

Since July 12, we have clocked a blistering 15.15% in profits or $15,150 for the model $100,000 trading portfolio.

My Global Trading Dispatch has hit a new all-time high of 330.65% and my year-to-date shot up to +30.51%. My ten-year average annualized profit bobbed up to +34.20%.

I have coined a blockbuster 12.18% so far in August. All of you people who just subscribed in June and July are looking like geniuses. My staff and I have been working to the point of exhaustion, but it’s worth it if I can print these kinds of numbers.

The coming week will be a snore on the data front. Believe it or not, it could be quiet.

On Monday, August 19, nothing of note is released.

On Tuesday, August 20 at 10:30 AM, we get API Crude Oil Stocks.

On Wednesday, August 21, at 10:00 the Existing Home Sales are published for July.

On Thursday, August 22 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are printed. The Jackson Hole conference of global central bankers and economists begins.

On Friday, August 23 at 8:30 AM the July New Home Sales are announced.

The Baker Hughes Rig Count follows at 2:00 PM.

As for me, I will be attending the Pebble Beach Concourse d’Elegance vintage car show where I will be exhibiting my 1925 Rolls Royce Phantom I, the best car ever made.

I don’t mind the wooden brakes, but it’s too bad they didn’t make adjustable seats in those days to fit my 6’4” frame. However, its price appreciation has been better than Apple’s (AAPL) which I bought as a fixer upper in England during the 1980s for $20,000. My average cost on Apple is a split adjusted 25 cents.

My Rolls will be shown alongside James Bond’s 1964 Aston Martin which sold for $6.3 million, a 1939 Volkswagen Type 64 priced at more than $20 million, and a $13 million 1958 Ferrari 250 GT BBT.

And what am I doing next weekend? Taking the Boy Scouts to the Six Flags roller coaster farm in Vallejo.

Good luck and good trading.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

My Phantom I

1939 Volkswagen

1954 Ferrari

August 19, 2019/by Mad Hedge Fund Trader

August 9, 2019

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Global Market Comments
August 9, 2019
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(AUGUST 7 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(SPY), (XLK), (GLD), (DIS), (TLT),
(FXA), (FXY), (VIX), (VXX), (UNG), (USO)

August 9, 2019/by Mad Hedge Fund Trader

August 7 Biweekly Strategy Webinar Q&A

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Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the Mad Hedge Fund Trader August 7 Global Strategy Webinar with my guest and co-host Bill Davis of the Mad Day Trader. Keep those questions coming!

Q: Are we headed for a worldwide depression with today’s crash and interest rates?

A: No, I think the interest rates are more of an anomaly unique to the bond market. There is a global cash glut all around the world and all that money is pouring into bonds—not for any kind of return, but as a parking place to avoid the next recession. The economic data is actually stronger than usual for pre-recession indicators. US interest rates going to zero is just a matter of coming in line with the rest of the world. Three to six months from now we may get our final bear market and recession indicators.

Q: Do you think the market has more downside?

A: Yes; if the 200-day moving average for the (SPY) doesn’t hold, then you’re really looking at a potential 20% correction, not the 8% correction we have seen so far.

Q: Which sector would you focus on for any dips?

A: Technology (XLK). If they lead the downturn, they’re going to lead the upturn too. It’s the only place where you have consistent earnings growth going out many years. You’re really all looking for an opportunity to go back into Tech, but the answer is a firm not yet.

Q: Would you buy gold (GLD), even up here?

A: Only if you can take some pain. We’re way overdue for a correction on essentially everything—stocks, bonds, gold, commodities—and when we get it, you can get a real snapback on all these prices. The time to enter gold trade was really a month ago before we took off, and I’ve been bullish on gold all year. So, I think you kind of missed the entry point for gold just like you missed the entry point for shorts on the stock market last week. You only want to be selling decent rallies now. You don’t want to be selling into a hole that makes the risk/reward no good.

Q: What can you say about the (FXA) (the Australian dollar)?

A: It’s holding up surprisingly well given the carnage seen in the rest of the financial markets. I want to stand aside until we get some stability, at which point I think (FXA) will pop up back to the $71 level. New Zealand cutting their rates by 50 basis points really came out of the blue and could eventually feed into a weaker Aussie.

Q: Do you think China (FXI) has no reason to make a trade deal until the US elections?

A: Absolutely not; and this puts a spotlight on the administration’s total inexperience in dealing with China. I could have told you on day one: there’s no way they’re going to settle. Pride is a major factor in China. They have long memories of the opium wars and all the abuses they received at the hands of the western powers and are highly sensitive to any kind of foreign abuse. If you want to get the opposite of a settlement, do exactly what Trump is doing. The administration’s policy has no chance of accomplishing anything. He’s willing to take a lot more pain in the stock market until he gets a deal and that’s bad for all of us.

Q: How does the extra 10% tariff affect the market?

A: Think of everything you’re buying for Christmas; the price goes up 10%. That’s the effect, and it completely wipes out any earnings the retail industry might have had. It’s only bad. We are suffering less harm than China in the trade war, but we are suffering, nonetheless.

Q: Do you think volatility will spike soon?

A: It may very well have already spiked. I don’t think we’ll get a spike as high as in past selloffs because there’s a big short volatility industry that has come back. Any moves more than $30, you have short sellers come in there very quickly to hammer things back down. Also (VIX) isn’t necessarily something you want to be buying after the stock market has already dropped 8%. That train has left the station.

Q: Would a weaker dollar benefit the US economy?

A: Yes; it makes our exports cheaper on the global market. However, if the rest of the world is weakening their currencies as well, it will have no effect. Also, the last time this kind of currency war was attempted was in the early 1930s, and the outcome was the Great Depression.

Q: Defensive stocks—the China story is getting uglier?

A: In this kind of market, I’ve never been a big fan of defensive stocks like utilities or healthcare because defensive stocks go down in bear markets, just at a slower rate than growth stocks because they never went up in the first place. The best defensive stock is cash.

Q: If US interest rates are going to zero, how about buying leaps on (TLT)?

A: Multi-year highs is just not leap buying territory. Multiyear lows are where you buy LEAPS, which are Long Term Equity Participation Certificates. They are basically long-dated 1-2-year call options on stocks that are rising over the long term. The better trade—when we get to zero interest rates and it becomes impossible for rates to go any lower—would be to do a reverse leap. If (TLT) goes up to $200, I would do something like a $150-$160 on the put side betting that sometime over the next 2 years, interest rates go back up again and bonds go down. Too late for LEAPS on bonds, too early for LEAPS on equities.

Q: Do you buy out of the money LEAPS?

A: Yes; that is where you get the triple-digit returns. For example, you can buy the Walt Disney (DIS) June 2021 $150-$160 vertical bull call spread today for $3.30. If we close over $160 by then the spread will be worth $10, up 203% from your cost. And you only need a rise of 25% from here to get that return. This is why I love LEAPS, but only at medium term market bottoms.

Q: Is crude oil (USO) going to $25 on a barrel global slowdown fears?

A: I think you need an actual recession to go down to $25; in the current environment, $42 is a nice target. The basic problem is global structural oversupply and falling demand, which is a classically unfortunate combination for prices.

Q: When will interest rates go to zero?

A: Sooner than later, I would say. My original guess was sometime next year but at the rate we’re going, we could be there by the end of the year.

Q: Would you get involved in natural gas (UNG)?

A: Absolutely not; this is the high season for natural gas right now when summer air conditioner use creates peak demand. It certainly has been hot this summer, especially on a global basis, and if you can’t rally natural gas in this environment you never will. There is also a huge contango in (UNG) which most people can’t beat.

August 9, 2019/by Mad Hedge Fund Trader

August 5, 2019

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August 5, 2019
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or TAKING THE ELEVATOR DOWN),
($INDU), (SPY), (TLT), (IWM), (WMT), (FXB)

August 5, 2019/by Mad Hedge Fund Trader

The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Taking the Elevator Down

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It is often said the markets take the escalator up and the elevator down. A thousand Dow points in three days? That’s like taking the elevator down from the 101^st floor of the Empire State Building down to the basement in one shot.

Welcome to your new $30 billion tax, or about $90 per American per year. That will be the effect of the new 10% tariff increase on $300 billion worth of goods imported from China. Unfortunately, this comes on top of an existing $210 per American, bring the total bill due from the China trade war to $300 per person.

Clearly, the Chinese think they can get a better deal from the next president and are inclined to wait it out. This has been my base case since the trade war started 18 months ago.

It was one of the most frenetic, emotion-charged, and violent weeks of the year, with almost daily wild swings on a daily basis. This is the environment where hedge funds and newsletters like this one earn their pay.

The July Nonfarm Payroll Report came in at 164,000, keeping the headline unemployment report to 3.7%. Average hourly earnings grew by a hot 3.2% YOY. The previous two months were revised down by 41,000. Overall, it was a disappointing report.

Manufacturing has been especially weak all year, adding only 16,000 jobs in July and averaging 8,000 jobs a month all year. The headline charge into the services economy continues. Retail lost 3,600, the sixth consecutive monthly decline. The strength was in Professional Services, up 31,000, Health Care at 30,000, and Social Assistance at 20,000.

The broader U-6 “discouraged worker” structural unemployment rate dropped from 7.2% to 7.0%, a new cycle low.

The British Pound (FXB) crashed by 1%, as the harsh reality of a hard Brexit looms. That’s because Boris Johnson, the pro Brexit activist, was named UK prime minister and filled his cabinet with anti-EC doormats. It virtually guarantees a recession there and will act as an additional drag on the US economy.

The end result may be a “Disunited Kingdom”, with Scotland declaring independence in order to stay in the EC, and Northern Ireland splitting off to create a united Emerald Island. The stock market there will crater and the pound will go to parity against the greenback.

Home Price Gains are Still Shrinking, from a 3.5% to a 3.4% annual gain in May, according to the S&P Corelogic Case Shiller National Home Price Index. The Median Home Price hit a new high of $285,700. That can’t buy you a parking space in San Francisco. This is removing a major leg from the economy.

Las Vegas saw the biggest increase at 6.4%, followed by Phoenix at 5.7% and Tampa at 5.1%. Shrinking price gains in the face of falling interest rates is a classic pre-recessionary indicator.

Apple hurdled a low bar, with an upward forward guidance delivering a 5% pop in the stock. Revenues rose 1% to $53.8 billion, while profits dropped 7%. The future looks bright on the eve of 5G iPhones. Hardware drops to less than half of sales for the first time. Services revenues jump to 21% of the total.

China is still a drag. Amazingly, Apple only bought $17 billion worth of its own stock last quarter against a commitment of $100 billion. So why are analyst “BUY” ratings at a decade low? Maybe it's because threats of retaliation in the China trade war are hanging over Apple like a sword of Damocles.

It took only three words to kill Wall Street. Confusion reigns. “Mid Cycle Adjustment” was how Fed governor Jay Powell described Wednesday’s 25 basis point interest rate cut, the first in 12 years, absolutely what the market didn’t want to hear. That implies that the Fed is “one and done,” and that there will be no more interest rate cuts in this economic cycle.

The president added insult to injury piling abuse on his own appointee, further eroding confidence in the independence of the Fed. A truly data dependent Fed wouldn’t have budged last week.

Bonds soared on “one and done.” Higher rates for longer give a new lease on life for the fixed income markets everywhere. Since 2008, major central bank balance sheets have exploded from $3 trillion to $16 trillion, and there is nowhere better for this mountain of money to go but the ten-year US Treasury bond.

Yields have smashed the four-year low at 1.82% and are headed to 1.40% by yearend. The market is wildly overbought for now on the back of an instant three-point rally, so keep buying those dips. Next up is the century low in rates.

Oil crashed 8% on increased global recession fears, in the worst plunge in four years and one of the biggest swan dives in history. The strong dollar doesn’t help either. I have recommended that investors avoid energy like the plague all year and it has worked like a charm. Long term, it’s going out of business anyway, so I don’t even want to trade it here.

Retailers got destroyed on the China news, with stocks down 6%-12% across the board. Best Buy (BBY) did a 12% swan dive. This will be the stick that broke the camel’s back for a lot of retailers already hanging on by their fingernails. Some 42% of US apparel, 69% of footwear, and 84% of accessories come from China.

Squeezed by Amazon on one side and administration China policies on the other, this will spell the death of retail. It looks like we’re going to have to go barefoot this winter. Thank goodness there’s global warming. The death spiral was further confirmed by the weak jobs figures in retail this morning.

I went into the week 100% in cash, giving me the dry powder to pursue the short side aggressively. I always tell followers that cash is a position, that it has option value, and this was a classic example of how well that can work.

The second I heard about the China tariff increase, I went pedal to the metal and increased my shorts from 0% to 40%, against 60% cash. My current shorts include the S&P 500 (SPY), US Treasury bonds (TLT), the Russel 2000 (IWM), and the giant retailer (WMT).

I see August as the best short selling opportunity of the year. I put out my first shorts the day after the Fed rate cut. My Global Trading Dispatch has hit a new all-time high of 320.30% and my year-to-date shot up at +20.16%. A robust earned a robust 1.83% so far in August, and 4.78% since I went back into the market from Zermatt, Switzerland three weeks ago.

My ten-year average annualized profit bobbed up to +33.13%. My Mad Hedge Market Timing Index saw one of the sharpest declines in its history, plunging from 65 to 23 on only two days. We could even be back to “BUY” territory by the end of next week.

The coming week will be a feeble one on the data front. Believe it or not, it could be a quiet week.

On Monday, August 5 at 2:00 PM, the July ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI is out.

On Tuesday, August 6 at 2:00 PM, the June JOLTS Jobs Openings report is published.

On Wednesday, August 7, at 8:30 AM, June Consumer Credit is released.

On Thursday, August 8 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are printed.

On Friday, August 9 at 8:30 AM, July Core Purchasing Price Index is printed, an inflation indicator.

The Baker Hughes Rig Count follows at 2:00 PM.

As for me, believe it or not, I have not been to the beach this year. As a native Californian, that is near high treason. So I am loading up the old Tesla with an ice chest, boogie boards, and kids and headed to nearby Stinson Beach in Marin County. I’m going early to beat the traffic and will take my usual short cuts I learned while living there eons ago.

Surf’s up!

Good luck and good trading.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

August 5, 2019/by Mad Hedge Fund Trader

July 31, 2019

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Global Market Comments
July 31, 2019
Fiat Lux

SPECIAL FIXED INCOME ISSUE

Featured Trade:
(ITALY’S BIG WAKE UP CALL),
(TLT), ($TNX), (TBT), (SPY), ($INDU), (FXE), (UUP), (USO),
(WELCOME TO THE DEFLATIONARY CENTURY),
(TLT), (TBT),

July 31, 2019/by Mad Hedge Fund Trader

Italy’s Big Wake Up Call

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Those planning a European vacation this summer just received a big gift from Mario Draghi, the outgoing president of the European Central Bank. His promise to re-accelerate quantitative easing in Europe has sent the Euro crashing and the US dollar soaring.

Over the last two weeks, the Euro (FXE) has fallen by 2.5%. That $1,000 Florence hotel suite now costs only $975. Mille Gracie!

You can blame the political instability in the Home of Caesar, which has not had a functioning government since WWII. The big fear is that the extreme left would form a collation government with the extreme right that could lead to its departure from the European Community and the Euro. Think of it as Bernie Sanders joining Donald Trump!

In fact, Italy has had 62 different governments since WWII. They change administrations like I change luxury cars, about once a year. Welcome to European debt crisis part 27.

I can’t remember the last time markets cared about what happened in Europe. It was probably the first Greek debt crisis in 2011. As a result, German ten-year bunds have cratered from 0.60% to -0.40%. But they care today, big time.

Given the reaction of the global financial markets, you could have been forgiven for thinking that the world had just ended.

US Treasury Bond yields (TLT) saw their biggest plunge in years, off 120 basis points to 2.05%.

Even oil prices collapsed for an entirely separate set of reasons, the price of Texas Tea pared 20% since April on spreading global recession fears.

Saudi Arabia looks like it's about to abandon the wildly successful OPEC production quotas that have been boosting oil prices for the past year. Iran has withdrawn from the nuclear non-proliferation treaty, responding with an undeclared tanker war in the Persian Gulf, which I flew over myself only a few weeks ago. The geopolitical premium is back with a vengeance.

So if the Italian developments are a canard, why are we REALLY going down?

You’re not going to like the answer.

It turns out that rising inflation, interest rates, oil and commodity prices, the US dollar, US national debt, budget deficits, and stagnant wage growth are a TERRIBLE backdrop for risk in general and stocks specifically. And this is all happening with the major indexes at the top end of recent ranges.

In other words, it was an accident waiting to happen.

Traders are extremely nervous, global uncertainty is high, the seasonals are awful, and Washington is a ticking time bomb. If you were wondering why I was issuing so few Trade Alerts in July, these are the reasons.

This all confirms my expectation that markets could remain stuck in increasingly narrow trading ranges for the next six months until the presidential election begins in earnest.

Which is creating opportunities.

The global race towards zero interest has the US as the principal laggard. So you should keep buying every serious dip in the bond market.

Stocks are still wildly overvalued for the short term, so I’ll keep my low profile there. As for gold (GLD) and the currencies, I keep buying dips there as well.

So watch for those coming Trade Alerts. I’m not dead yet, just resting. The contest here is to make as much money as you can, not to see how many trades you can clock. That is a brokers' game, not yours.