Global Market Comments
October 23, 2023
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It’s very relaxing writing here in West London, recovering from my injuries.
No air raid alerts, no incoming missiles, no heavy artillery. The people you encounter are upbeat and optimistic, not haggard, sleep-deprived, and war-weary. I just knock out a newsletter and then head for the King’s Head for a pint of Guinness and a fish and chips.
What can be better than that?
With stocks holding up relatively well and bonds in free fall, valuations have befuddled and confused analysts, as well as sent them running for their history books. For the market as a whole, the price earnings yield for stocks how of bonds has dropped to zero for the first time in history. Both are at 5%.
With big tech share prices maintaining flatlines worst case and edging up best case, the debate has reignited as to how expensive these companies can get. The price earnings ratio for the Magnificent Seven has leapt from 29 to 45 this year.
There is an explanation for all of this.
The bottom line is that as long as the economy holds up, so will markets. The US has the only strong major economy in the world, held up by accelerating tech and AI.
That explains why even after a traumatic 2.4% drop in the S&P 500, the Volatility Index has only made it up to 21%. The first read on Q3 GDP is out on Thursday and the consensus forecast at 3.3%, or about the long-term average growth rate for the postwar US economy. The Atlanta Fed has Q3 growth as high as 5.4%.
So the growth is there.
All we need now is for bond yields to find their peak. Then we will be in for the yearend rally we have all been waiting for. From that point, you will want to own companies that suffer from rising interest rates. They will see explosive moves and the list is long.
I was walking down one of London’s cobble-stoned lanes the other day when a motorcycle passed by and backfired. I hit the ground, expecting an imminent missile strike. Passerbyes stared at me in awe, thinking an old man just suffered a massive heart attack. I simply got up, brushed myself off, and walked away.
It takes longer to leave a war than I thought.
So far in October, we are up +3.14%. My 2023 year-to-date performance is still at an eye-popping +63.94%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +10.79% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return reached +71.56% versus +22.90% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 15-year total return to +661.13%. My average annualized return has returned to +47.79%, another new high, some 2.71 times the S&P 500 over the same period. A short in the bond market was a big help and long positions in Tesla and NVIDIA expired at max profit.
Some 41 of my 46 trades this year have been profitable.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, October 23, at 8:30 AM EST, the Chicago Fed National Activity Index is out.
On Tuesday, October 24 at 8:30 AM, the S&P Global Flash PMI is released.
On Wednesday, October 25 at 2:30 PM, the New Home Sales are published.
On Thursday, October 26 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. The US GDP Growth Rate is revised.
On Friday, October 27 at 8:30 AM, Personal Income & Spending are published. At 2:00 PM the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, you know you’re headed into a war zone the moment you board the train in Krakow, Poland. There are only women and children headed for Kiev, plus a few old men like me. Men of military age have been barred from leaving the country. That leaves about 8 million to travel to Ukraine from Western Europe to visit spouses and loved ones.
After a 15-hour train ride, I arrived at Kiev’s Art Deco station. I was met by my translator and guide, Alicia, who escorted me to the city’s finest hotel, the Premier Palace on T. Shevchenka Blvd. The hotel, built in 1909, is an important historic site as it was where the Czarist general surrendered Kiev to the Bolsheviks in 1919. No one in the hotel could tell me what happened to the general afterwards.
Staying in the best hotel in a city run by Oligarchs does have its distractions. That’s to the war occupancy was about 10%. That didn’t keep away four heavily armed bodyguards from the lobby 24/7. Breakfast was well populated by foreign arms merchants. And for some reason, there were always a lot of beautiful women hanging around.
The population is definitely getting war-weary. Nightly air raids across the country and constant bombings take their emotional toll. Kiev’s Metro system is the world’s deepest and at two cents a ride the cheapest. It where the government set up during the early days of the war. They perform a dual function as bomb shelters when the missiles become particularly heavy.
My Look Out Ukraine has duly announced every incoming Russian missile and its targeted neighborhood. The buzzing app kept me awake at night so I turned it off. The missiles themselves were nowhere near as noisy.
The sound of the attacks was unmistakable. The anti-aircraft drones started with a pop, pop, pop until they hit a big 1,000-pound incoming Russian cruise missile, then you heard a big kaboom! Disarmed missiles that were duds are placed all over the city and are amply decorated with colorful comments about Putin.
The extent of the Russian scourge has been breathtaking with an an epic resource grab. The most important resource is people to make up for a Russian population growth that has been plunging for decades. The Russians depopulated their occupied territory, sending adults to Siberia and children to orphanages to turn them into Russians. If this all sounds medieval, it is. Some 19,000 Ukrainian children have gone missing since the war started.
Everyone has their own atrocity story, most too gruesome to repeat here. Suffice it to say that every Ukrainian knows these stories and will fight to the death to avoid the unthinkable happening to them.
It will be a long war.
Touring the children’s hospital in Kiev is one of the toughest jobs I've ever undertaken. Kids are there shredded by shrapnel, crushed by falling walls, and newly orphaned. I did what I could to deliver advanced technology, but their medical system is so backward, maybe 30 years behind our own, that it couldn’t be employed. Still, the few smiles I was able to inspire made the trip worth it.
The hospital is also taking the overflow of patients from the military hospitals. One foreign volunteer from Sweden was severely banged up, a mortar shell landing yards behind him. He had enough shrapnel in him to light up an ultrasound and had already been undergoing operations for months.
To get to the heavy fighting, I had to take another train ride a further 15 hours east. You really get a sense of how far Hitler overreached in Russia in WWII. After traveling by train for 30 hours to get to Kherson, Stalingrad, where the German tide was turned, is another 700 miles east!
I shared a cabin with Oleg, a man of about 50 who ran a car rental business in Kiev with 200 vehicles. When the invasion started, he abandoned the business and fled the country with his family because they had three military-aged sons. He now works a minimum wage job in Norway and never expects to do better.
What the West doesn’t understand is that Ukraine is not only fighting the Russians but a Great Depression as well. Some tens of thousands of businesses have gone under because people save during war and also because 20% of their customer base has fled.
I visited several villages where the inhabitants had been completely wiped out. Only their pet dogs remained alive, which roved in feral starving packs. For this reason, my major issued me my own AK47. Seeing me heavily armed also gave the peasants a greater sense of security.
It’s been a long time since I’ve held an AK, which is a marvelous weapon. But it’s like riding a bicycle. Once you learn, you never forget.
I’ve covered a lot of wars in my lifetime, but this is the first fought by Millennials. They post their kills on their Facebook pages. Every army unit has a GoFundMe account where donors can buy them drones, mine sweepers, and other equipment.
Everyone is on their smartphones all day long killing time and units receive orders this way. But go too close to the front and the Russians will track your signal and call in an artillery strike. The army had to ban new Facebook postings from the front for his exact reason.
Ukraine has been rightly criticized for rampant corruption which dates back to the Soviet era. Several ministers were rightly fired for skimming off government arms contracts to deal with this. When I tried to give $3,000 to the Children’s Hospital, they refused to take it. They insisted I send a wire transfer to a dedicated account to create a paper trail and avoid sticky fingers.
I will recall more memories from my war in Ukraine in future letters, but only if I have the heart to do so. They will also be permanently posted on the home page at www.madhedfefundtrader.com under the tab “War Diary”.
Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Global Market Comments
October 12, 2023
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We’ve just seen our last interest rate rise in the economic cycle. Yes, I know that our central bank took no action at their last meeting in September. The market has just done its work for it.
And the markets are no shrinking violet when it comes to taking bold action. The 50 basis points it took bond yields up over the last two weeks is far more than even the most aggressive, economy-wrecking, stock market-destroying Fed was even considering.
And that doesn’t even include the rate hikes no one can see, the deflationary effects of quantitative tightening, or QT. That is the $1 trillion a year the Fed is sucking out of the economy with its massive bond sales.
It really is a miracle that the US economy is growing as fast as it is. After a warm 2.4% growth rate in Q2, Q3 looks to come in at a blistering 4%-5%. That is definitely NOT what recessions are made of.
Where is all this growth coming from?
Some of the credit goes to the pandemic spending, the free handouts we call got to avoid starvation while Covid ravaged the country. You probably don’t know this, but nothing happens fast in Washington. Government spending is an extremely slow and tedious affair.
By the time that contracts are announced, bids awarded, permits obtained, men hired, and the money spent, years have passed. That means money approved by Congress way back in 2020 is just hitting the economy now.
But that is not the only reason. There is also the long-term structural push that is a constant tailwind for investors:
Hyper-accelerating technology.
Yes, I know, there goes John Thomas spouting off about technology again. But it is a really big deal.
I have noticed that the farther away you get from Silicon Valley, the more clueless money managers are about technology. You can pick up more stock tips waiting in line at a Starbucks in Palo Alto than you can read a year’s worth of research on Wall Street.
What this means is that most large money managers, who are based on the east coast are constantly chasing the train that is leaving the station when it comes to tech.
On the west coast, managers not only know about the new tech, but the tech that comes after that and another tech that comes after that, if they are not already insiders in the current hot deal. This is how artificial intelligence stole a march on almost everyone, until a year ago, unless you were on the west coast already working in the industry. Mad Hedge has been using AI for 11 years.
You may be asking, “What does all of this mean for my pocketbook?” a perfectly valid question. It means that there isn’t going to be a recession, just a recession scare. That technology will bail us out again, even though our old BFF, the Fed, has abandoned us completely.
Which brings me to the current level of interest rates. I have also noticed that the farther away you get from New York and Washington, the less people know about bonds. On the west coast mention the word “bond” and they stare at you cluelessly. Indeed, I spent much of this year explaining the magic of the discount 90-day T-bill, which no one had ever heard of before (What! They pay interest daily?).
In fact, most big technology companies have positive cash balances. Look no further than Apple’s $140 billion cash hoard, which is invested in, you guessed it, 90-day T-bills when it isn’t buying its own stock, and is earning a staggering $7.7 billion a year in interest.
The great commonality in the recent stock market correction is easy to see. Any company that borrows a lot of money saw its stock get slaughtered. Technology stocks held up surprisingly well. That sets up your 2024 portfolio.
Put half your money in the Magnificent Seven stocks of Apple (AAPL), Amazon (AMZN), Meta (META), Microsoft (MSFT), Tesla (TSLA), (NVIDIA), and Salesforce (CRM).
Put your other half into heavy borrowers that benefit from FALLING interest rates, including bonds (TLT), junk bonds (JNK), (HYG), Utilities (XLU), precious metals (GOLD), (WPM), copper (FCX), foreign currencies (FXA), (FXE), (FXY), emerging markets (EEM).
As for me, I never do anything by halves. I’m putting all my money into Tesla. If I want to diversify, I’ll buy NVIDIA. Diversification is only for people who don’t know what is going to happen.
I just thought you’d like to know.
So far in October, we are up +2.96%. My 2023 year-to-date performance is still at an eye-popping +63.76%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +12.89% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return reached +76.46% versus +22.57% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 15-year total return to +660.95%. My average annualized return has fallen back to +48.07%, another new high, some 2.64 times the S&P 500 over the same period.
Some 44 of my 49 trades this year have been profitable.
Chaos Reigns Supreme in Washington, with the firing of the first House speaker in history. Will the next budget agreement take place on November 17, or not until we get a new Congress in January 2025? Markets are discounting the worst-case scenario, with government debt in free fall. Definitely NOT good for stocks, which are reaching for a full 10% correction, half of 2023’s gains.
September Nonfarm Payroll Report Rockets, to 336,000, and August was bumped up another 50,000. The economy remains on fire. The headline Unemployment Rate remains steady at an unbelievable 3.8%. And that’s with the UAW strike sucking workers out of the system. This is supposed to by impossible with 5.5% interest rates. Throw out you economics books for this one!
JOLTS Comes in Hot at 9.61 million job openings in August, 700,000 more than the July report. The record labor shortage continues. Will the Friday Nonfarm Payroll Report deliver the same?
ADP Rises 89,000 in September, down sharply from previous months, showing that private job growth is growing slower than expected. August was revised down. It’s part of the trifecta of jobs data for the new month. The mild recession scenario is back on the table, at least stocks think so.
Weekly Jobless Claims Rise to 207,000, still unspeakably strong for this point in the economic cycle. Continuing claims were unchanged at 1.664%.
Traders Pile on to Strong Dollar, headed for new highs, propelled by rising interest rates. There is a heck of a short setting up for next year.
Yen Soars on suspected Bank of Japan intervention in the foreign exchange markets to defend the 150 line against the US dollar. The currency is down 35% in three years and could be the BUY of the century.
Kaiser Goes on Strike with 75,000 health care workers walking out on the west coast. The issue is money. The company has a long history of labor problems. This seems to be the year of the strike.
Oil (USO)Gets Slammed on Recession Fears, down 5% on the day to $85, in a clear demand destruction move and worsening macroeconomic picture. Europe and China are already in recession. It’s the biggest one-day drop in a year. Is the top in?
Tesla Delivers 435,059 Vehicles in September, down 5% from forecast, but the stock rose anyway. The Cybertruck launch is imminent, where the company has 2 million new orders. Keep buying (TSLA) on Dips. Technology is accelerating.
EVs have Captured an Amazing 8% of the New Car Market. They have been helped by a never-ending price war and generous government subsidies. EV sales are now up a miraculous 48% YOY and are projected to account for a stunning 23% of all California sales in Q3. Tesla is the overwhelming leader with a 52% share in a rapidly growing market, distantly followed by Ford (F) at 7% and Jeep at 5%. However, a slowdown may be at hand, with EV inventories running at 97 days, double that of conventional ICE cars. This could create a rare entry point for what will be the leading industry of this decade, if not the century. Buy more Tesla (TSLA) on bigger dips, if we get them.
Apple Upgrades New iPhone 15 to deal with overheating from third-party gaming. It will shut down some of its background activity, including some of the new AI functions, which were stressing the central processor. Third-party apps were adding to the problem, such as Uber and games from (META). This is really cutting-edge technology.
Moderna (MRNA) Bags a Nobel Prize in Chemistry. Katalin Kariko and Drew Weissman’s work helped pioneer the technology that enabled Moderna and the Pfizer Inc.-BioNTech SE partnership to swiftly develop shots. I got four and they saved my life when I caught Covid. I survived but lost 20 pounds in two weeks. It was worth it.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, October 9, there is no data of note released.
On Tuesday, October 10 at 8:30 AM EST, the Consumer Inflation Expectations is released.
On Wednesday, October 11 at 2:30 PM, the Producer Price Index is published.
On Thursday, October 12 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. The Consumer Price Index is also released.
On Friday, October 13 at 1:00 PM the September University of Michigan Consumer Expectations is published. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, one of the many benefits of being married to a British Airways senior stewardess is that you get to visit some pretty obscure parts of the world. In the 1970s, that meant going first class for free with an open bar, and occasionally time in the cockpit jump seat.
To extend our 1977 honeymoon, Kyoko agreed to an extra round trip for BA from Hong Kong to Colombo in Sri Lanka. That left me on my own for a week in the former British crown colony of Ceylon.
I rented an antiquated left-hand drive stick shift Vauxhall and drove around the island nation counterclockwise. I only drove during the day in army convoys to avoid terrorist attacks from the Tamil Tigers. The scenery included endless verdant tea fields, pristine beaches, and wild elephants and monkeys.
My eventual destination was the 1,500-year-old Sigiriya Rock Fort in the middle of the island which stood 600 feet above the surrounding jungle. I was nearly at the top when I thought I found a shortcut. I jumped over a wall and suddenly found myself up to my armpits in fresh bat shit.
That cut my visit short, and I headed for a nearby river to wash off. But the smell stayed with me for weeks.
Before Kyoko took off for Hong Kong in her Vickers Viscount, she asked me if she should bring anything back. I heard that McDonald’s had just opened a stand there, so I asked her to bring back two Big Macs.
She dutifully showed up in the hotel restaurant the following week with the telltale paper bag in hand. I gave them to the waiter and asked him to heat them up for lunch. He returned shortly with the burgers on plates surrounded by some elaborate garnish and colorful vegetables. It was a real work of art.
Suddenly, every hand in the restaurant shot up. They all wanted to order the same thing, even though the nearest stand was 2,494 miles away.
We continued our round-the-world honeymoon to a beach vacation in the Seychelles where we just missed a coup d’état, a safari in Kenya, apartheid South Africa, London, San Francisco, and finally back to Tokyo. It was the honeymoon of a lifetime.
Kyoko passed away in 2002 from breast cancer at the age of 50, well before her time.
Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Sigiriya Rock Fort
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September 25, 2023
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While changing planes at Heathrow airport in London last week, my partners in artificial intelligence graciously came out to join me for lunch over some of the awful food there. I can’t tell you who they are, but if I did you would fall out of your chair.
Whenever someone gets a lead in AI applications these days, mum’s the word. There’s no point in giving the competition a leg up, let alone a commanding lead. What they told me was incredibly exciting, but also terrifying. Suffice it to say that you ain’t seen nothing yet.
2023 is probably the last year when mere humans will be able to identify what’s real and what isn’t. The Turing Test, by which machines become indistinguishable from man, laid out by Dr. Alan Turing in 1950, has been conquered. Dr. Ray Kurzweil got it all wrong. We are not going to have to wait until 2040 for the Singularity to take place, whereby man and machine become one (click here for the link).
It’s happening right now.
It seems that these days. you spend half of your day proving to robots that you’re not a robot. Let me tell you that it’s about to get a lot worse. Lately, I have been irritatingly failing these tests more often because I can’t see the part of a bicycle hiding in a corner of the box next door. It won’t be long before we are working for these robots.
That could be a good thing because robots lack human flaws, like abusing their employees, getting drunk, failing to show up for work, and demanding more pay. What they WILL do is make you work FASTER, as the employees at Amazon (AMZN) found out, where workplace accidents and exhaustion at distribution centers are running rampant. Some workers can only handle six weeks of employment at a time.
It turns out that Elon Musk was the initial founding investor in ChatGBT, pumping in $1 billion in seed capital. When you’re the richest man in the world, you can do that sort of thing.
But Musk had a great falling out in 2021 when management refused to accept his absolute control of their AI in exchange for more money. That led to ChatGPT’s sale to Microsoft (MSFT) for $13 billion, a figure which, in retrospect, seems a pittance given the $1 trillion in value it is expected to create (so buy (MSFT).
By the way, ChatGPT refers to Generalized Preprogrammed Transformers in a homage to the cartoon series. That’s how nerdy these people are.
In any case, a huge conflict of interest had arisen with Tesla’s own AI efforts. One proof of this is that my own monthly insurance rates with Tesla keep going down, now at an unbelievably low $204 a month for a $165,000 vehicle.
It’s not that I’m a better driver. At my age, I’m probably getting worse. It's because the CAR keeps getting smarter, reducing the chance of an accident and therefore the risk to Tesla’s insurance division. By the way, notice how well Tesla shares have been outperforming the market lately.
Insurance industry watch out! You are about to get disrupted.
What is especially scary is that a presidential election will take place next year just when AI is hitting its stride. In 2016, many thought that the Access Hollywood videotape would make Donald Trump unelectable.
Everyone believed the video was real, but while half the voters were outraged, the other half said that’s just Trump being Trump and he got elected. If that video were released today, only half would believe it’s real while the other half would think it’s a deep fake produced by the opposition.
The possibilities boggle the mind, with multiple deep fakes already gaining airtime for next year’s primaries.
There isn’t much to say about stocks these days except that the grand finale for the current correction is fast approaching.
The UAW strike won’t cause the stock market to crash. But add it in with a prolonged government shutdown, sharply rising interest rates, and recessions in our biggest export markets in Europe and China, and suddenly the short-term downside argument becomes a lot more persuasive.
If you DO need convincing, look no further than my Mad Hedge AI Market Timing Index. It decisively broke 50 on Friday and plunged all the way down to 36. Finally, after a tortuous six months of doing nothing, we are starting to see some value in the market.
Whenever I go through periods of issuing no trade alerts for a prolonged period because the risk/reward is terrible, I get a lot of complaints from customers. After all, who wouldn’t want more trade alerts with a 90% success rate? The only way you achieve that success rate is to stay out of markets when they suck, as in now. Lately, I have noticed on down days, I get absolutely no complaints AT ALL.
I will end this dissertation by telling you a funny story. The last time I landed at San Francisco Airport, I grabbed an Uber cab home. As we departed the airport, I noticed a rolled set of plans on the floor forgotten by the previous passenger. I pointed this out to the driver, but he was from China and didn’t speak English.
So I opened up the plans and called the phone numbers listed in the key. First, I tried the University of California at San Francisco, whose name was clearly marked at the top. No luck there. The university is just too big.
Then I tried the printing company in Berkeley that produced the plans. I asked for the customer’s cell phone number, but the printer said they never released confidential client information. After some prodding, I convinced him to call his own customer and tell him I was headed back to the gate where he debarked with the plans (I can be very convincing).
By now, I was 20 minutes away from the airport, so I had ample time to examine what I had chanced on. It turns out I had blueprints of the human brain showing 100 sites where it can be connected directly to the Internet, ranking them by transmission efficiency. The owner was headed to Los Angeles to make a presentation to fellow scientists and some venture capital investors.
Yikes, I thought!
When we pulled up to the gate, there was a man looking like he had come out of central casting for the role of “scientist”, beard, glasses, and all. He was very grateful and then disappeared into the crowd running for his plane. Yes, I know it sounds like the beginning of a science fiction thriller.
I just thought you’d like to know. Yes, it’s just another day in the life for me.
So far in August, we are down -4.70%. My 2023 year-to-date performance is still at an eye-popping +60.80%. The S&P 500 (SPY) is up +17.10% so far in 2023. My trailing one-year return reached +92.45% versus +8.45% for the S&P 500.
That brings my 15-year total return to +657.99%. My average annualized return has fallen back to +48.15%, some 2.50 times the S&P 500 over the same period.
Some 41 of my 46 trades this year have been profitable.
The Most Important Thing That Powell Didn’t Say in Fed press conference is that quantitative tightening, or QT, continues. That drains $1 trillion a year from the financial system through bond sales until 2031 to get the Fed balance sheet down to zero. It is a negative for bonds….and the economy. The market is fixated on the 0.25% he did raise on interest rates.
UAW Strike Expanded on Friday, adding 38 new plants to the work stoppage. It’s death by a thousand cuts. The Big Three may respond with lockouts to drain union funds. Factories in Mexico are looking better every day. Elon Musk is laughing.
Industrial Production Jumps 0.4% in August, in another sign that the US has dodged the recession bullet. It’s one of the strongest numbers of the year. Capacity Utilization also rose to a high 79.7%.
Will a Government Shutdown Finally Drive Stocks Downward? Chaos rules supreme in the House of Representatives where there is a major effort to shut down the US government. Speaker Kevin McCarthy risks getting fired if he allows a spending bill to go through with Democratic support. It’s the result of a devil’s bargain made with his right wing to land the job in January. Will an impeachment inquiry into Biden be enough to placate them?
Cathie Woods’ New Take on Tesla (TSLA). As one of the earliest investors in Tesla, along with myself, it pays to listen to Cathie Woods talk about the stock. The company is headed from a current market valuation of $845 billion to $5 trillion, with two-thirds of the growth coming from its autonomous driving technology, a $15,000 upgrade. AI sold as software-as-a-service has an 80% profit margin compared to only 20%-30% for the EV business. Cathie’s bull case is $2,000 in five to ten years and her bear case is that the stock only reached $1,400. Teslas have a 40% lower accident rate than ICE cars, thanks to AI, so take the human out of the driving formula.
Oil (USO) Hits New 2023 High, with gasoline topping $5.00 a gallon in many states. There is no oil shortage or supply disruptions. This is pure price gouging, with Saudi Arabia and Russia cutting supplies by 5 million barrels/day since June and American oil companies riding on their coattails. The move coincided with a sudden and unexpected improvement in the US economic outlook, increasing demand. Too late to play on the long side here, with prices up 40% from the May lows.
National Debt (TLT) Tops $33 Trillion, or $100,000 per man, woman, and child. Not great news for bonds, as new issuance is swamping the markets. The debt has risen by 50% since 2019. Republicans want Democrats to spend less, while Democrats want Republicans to cut their spending.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. The economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, creating enormous investment opportunities. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The new America will be far more efficient and profitable than the old.
Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, September 25, the Chicago Fed National Activity Index is out.
On Tuesday, September 26 at 3:00 PM EST, the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index is released. We also get New Home Sales.
On Wednesday, September 27 at 2:30 PM, the US Durable Goods is published.
On Thursday, September 28 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. We also get the final print for Q2 GDP.
On Friday, September 29 at 2:30 PM, the Personal Income & Spending is published. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Rig Count is printed.
As for me, this is not my first Russian invasion.
Early in the morning of August 20, 1968, I was dead asleep at my budget hotel off of Prague’s Wenceslas Square when I was suddenly awoken by a burst of machine gun fire. I looked out the window and found the square filled with T-54 Russian tanks, trucks, and troops.
The Soviet Union was not happy with the liberal, pro-western leaning of the Alexander Dubcek government so they invaded Czechoslovakia with 500,000 troops and overthrew the government.
I ran downstairs and joined a protest demonstration that was rapidly forming in front of Radio Prague trying to prevent the Russians from seizing the national broadcast radio station. At one point, I was interviewed by a reporter from the BBC carrying this hulking great tape recorder over his shoulder, as I was the only one who spoke English.
It seemed wise to hightail it out of the country, post haste, as it was just a matter of time before I would be arrested. The US ambassador to Czechoslovakia, Shirley Temple Black (yes, THE Shirley Temple), organized a train to get all of the Americans out of the country.
I heard about it too late and missed the train.
All borders with the west were closed and domestic trains shut down, so the only way to get out of the country was to hitchhike to Hungary where the border was still open.
This proved amazingly easy as I placed a small American flag on my backpack. I was in Bratislava just across the Danube from Austria in no time. I figured worst case, I could always swim it, as I had earned both, the Boy Scout Swimming, and Lifesaving merit badges.
Then I was picked up by a guy driving a 1949 Plymouth who loved Americans because he had a brother living in New York City. He insisted on taking me out to dinner. As we dined, he introduced me to an old Czech custom, drinking an entire bottle of vodka before an important event, like crossing an international border.
Being 16 years old, I was not used to this amount of high-octane 40-proof rocket fuel and I was shortly drunk out of my mind. After that, my memory is somewhat hazy.
My driver, also wildly drunk, raced up to the border and screeched to a halt. I staggered through Czech passport control which duly stamped my passport. I then lurched another 50 yards to Hungary, which amazingly, let me in. Apparently, there is no restriction on entering the country drunk out of your mind. Such is Eastern Europe.
I walked another 100 yards into Hungary and started to feel woozy. So, I stumbled into a wheat field and passed out.
Sometime in the middle of the night, I felt someone kicking me. Two Hungarian border guards had discovered me. They demanded my documents. I said I had no idea what they were talking about. Finally, after their third demand, they loaded their machine guns, pointed them at my forehead, and demanded my documents for the third time.
I said, “Oh, you want my documents!”
I produced my passport, and when they got to the page that showed my age, they both started laughing.
They picked me and my backpack up and dragged me back to the road. While crossing some railroad tracks, they dropped me, and my knee hit a rail. But since I was numb, I didn’t feel a thing.
When we got to the road, I saw an endless stream of Russian army trucks pouring into Czechoslovakia. They flagged down one of them. I was grabbed by two Russian soldiers and hauled into the truck with my pack thrown on top of me. The truck made a U-turn and drove back into Hungary.
I contemplated my surroundings. There were 16 Russian Army soldiers in full battle dress holding AK-47s between their legs and two German Shepherds all looking at me quizzically. Then I suddenly felt the urge to throw up. As I assessed that this was a life-and-death situation, I made every effort to restrain myself.
We drove five miles into the country and stopped at a small church. They carried me out of the truck and dumped me and my pack behind the building. Then they drove off.
The next morning, I woke up with the worst headache of my life. My knee bled throughout the night and hurt like hell. I still have the scar. Even so, in my enfeebled condition, I realized that I just had one close call.
I hitchhiked on to Budapest, then to Romania, where I heard that the beaches were filled with beautiful women. My Italian let me get by passably in the local language.
It all turned out to be true.
Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Global Market Comments
September 20, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(FRIDAY, OCTOBER 31 MIAMI, FLORIDA GLOBAL STRATEGY LUNCHEON)
(WHY I HAVE BECOME SO BORING),
(SPY), (QQQ), (IWM), (AAPL), (TSLA),
(TACKLING THE INFLATION MYTH),
(AAPL), (GOOG), (FB)
I have recently received a few complaints from readers that I have become boring. I have to confess that they are right.
I am not a person who boredom comes to easily. I’m the guy who climbed the Matterhorn, crossed the Sahara Desert on the back of a camel, and went to surfing school.
And that’s just what I did last year! Oh, and I’m also headed for the world’s hottest combat zone.
However, I do admit that I have become boring on the trading front.
If I get a request for one thing more than any other, it is for recommendations of stocks that will rise by at least ten times over the next ten years.
Readers want to know the names of shares of companies that they can just buy and forget about, and then retire rich as Croesus a decade down the road.
What could be more reasonable?
I happen to have sent out quite a few of these over the years.
Whenever I attend my global strategy luncheons around the world, someone inevitably thanks me for my effort to cajole them into buying Tesla (TSLA) at a split-adjusted $2.50. Nothing seemed more questionable at the time (2010) in the wake of the Great Recession and financial crisis.
At my New York luncheon in June, a guest pressed a one-ounce American Gold Eagle into my hand and said thanks for NVIDIA (NVDA). He bought it at $15 and rode it all the way up to $450.
He then doubled his money by jumping into Apple (AAPL) at $56 (on a split-adjusted basis) and rode the express train to $200, again after my pleading.
Then there was the reader who offered me his mega yacht in the Mediterranean for a week for free because I virtually forced him to buy Moderna (MRNA) just before the pandemic before it rocketed 50X. It was nice cruising the Mediterranean last summer on his advice.
It’s not that I have suddenly become averse to dishing out ten-baggers. I have not grown weary in my old age either, although I confess to finding those erectile dysfunction and baldness ads on TV more fascinating by the month.
No, the real problem is that the stock markets are just not offering anything right now. And here is where I give you some great trading tips.
When stock markets are rising and financial assets are generally in “RISK ON” mode, you want to own single stocks.
Individual shares have “betas”, or a propensity to move, that is far greater than indexes. If an index rises 10%, some of its individual components can move anywhere from 15%-100%.
When stock markets are in correction (down) or consolidation (sideways) mode, as we are now, the higher betas of stocks work against you. They fall faster than the index.
Therefore, in flat and falling markets you want to trade indexes, like the S&P 500 big cap index (SPY), the NASDAQ technology index (QQQ), and the Russell 2000 small cap index (IWM). Better yet, don’t execute any trades at all, especially if you are already up 60% on the year.
Keep your powder dry. A dollar at a market bottom is worth $10 at a market top.
Your mistakes trading these relatively nonvolatile (read boring) instruments earn you less money. The risk/reward for short-term trading right now is terrible.
Therefore, by trading stocks in up markets and indexes only in down markets, you create an inbuilt bias in your portfolio that works in your favor.
A classic example of how this works was to see the market reactions to corporate earnings announcements in July. In these risk-averse times, winners were rewarded modestly, but losers were taken out to the woodshed and beaten senseless.
Look at the recent charts for Apple (AAPL), Tesla (TSLA), and Disney (DIS) and you’ll see what I mean. I bet the owners of these companies wish they had been trading indexes in August, which barely moved. Is 3% the new 10% correction?
These are all fundamentally great companies for the long term. But when people run for cash, they will often sell whatever has the most profit, and all three of these names met that standard. Investors were, in effect, raiding the piggy bank.
Of course, you can try and be clever and go long stocks in rising markets, and then sell them short in falling ones.
My half-century of experience tells me that this is easier said than done.
While many managers will promise you this bit of investing in gymnastics, very few can actually deliver. Most professionals are unable to time markets with this precision, let alone individuals.
Needless to say, don’t try this at home.
What? Me Boring?
Global Market Comments
September 13, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(SEPTEMBER 29 ZERMATT SWITZERLAND STRATEGY LUNCHEON)
(TRADING DEVOID OF THE THOUGHT PROCESS)
(SPY), (INDU), (TLT), (USO)
(ON EXECUTING TRADE ALERTS)
Global Market Comments
September 6, 2023
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(HOW TO MAKE A KILLING IN TESLA)
(TESLA), (SPY), (VIX)
