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March 25, 2020 - Biweekly Strategy Webinar Q&A

Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the Mad Hedge Fund Trader March 25 Global Strategy Webinar broadcast from Silicon Valley, CA with my guest and co-host Bill Davis of the Mad Day Trader. Keep those questions coming!

Q: Since we flipped the off button on the economy, I don’t see how we can simply flip the on button and have a V-shaped recovery. It seems much more unlikely that it will get back to pre-recession levels.

A: Actually, all we really need is confidence. Confident people can go outside and not get sick. Once we start seeing a dramatic decline in the number of new cases, the shelter-in-place orders may be cancelled, and we can go outside and go back to work. It’s really that simple. So, we will get an initial V-shaped recovery probably in the third quarter, and after that, it will be a slower return spread over several quarters to get back to normal. Everybody wants to get back to normal and let's face it, there's an enormous amount of deferred consumption going on. I have hardly spent any money myself other than what I’ve spent online. All of those purchases get deferred, so in the recovery, there's going to be a massive binge of entertainment, shopping, and travel that is all being pent up now—that will get unleashed once the airlines start flying again and the shelter-in-place orders are cancelled. We’re not losing so much of this growth, we’re just deferring it. Obviously, some of the growth is gone permanently; you can forget about any kind of vacation in the next couple of months. I would say, the great majority of consumption in the US—and thus growth and thus stock appreciation—is just being deferred, not cancelled outright.

Q: Other than the ProShares Ultra Technology ETF (ROM), do you have any other leveraged sectors coming into the recovery?

A: There is a 50/50 chance the Roaring 20s started 2 days ago, on Monday, March 23 at the afternoon lows. We may go back and test those lows one more time, which at this point is 3,700 points below here, but we are clocking 1,000 points a day. It doesn’t take much, like a bad non-farm payroll number, to go back and test those lows. The good news is out; they're not going to spend any more money other than the $10 trillion they're putting in now.

Q: Would you buy Boeing (BA) here? Is this the bottom?

A: The bottom was at $94 on Monday; we went up 100% in three days and now we’re at $180. Incredible moves, and a total lack of liquidity. One reason I haven't added any positions lately is that they have closed the New Yok Stock Exchange floor and its not clear that of I send out a trade alert, it could get done. We have gone totally online, so I just want to see what happens as a result of that. I don’t want to be putting out trade alerts that no one can get in or out of, heaven forbid.

Q: What do you mean by “The spike to $80 in the Volatility Index (VIX) was totally artificial?”

A: When you have a series of cascading shorts triggered by margin calls, that is artificial. I have seen this happen many times before, both on the upside and the downside. This happened twice in the (VIX) in the last two years. When you go from a (VIX) of $25 to $80 and back down to $39 in days, which is what we did, you know it was a one-time-only spike and we are not going to visit the $80 level again— at least not until the next financial crisis because those positions are gone and are never coming back. A (VIX) of $80 means we are going to have 1,000 point move in the Dow Average for the next 30 days.

Q: I bought some ProShares Ultra Pro ETF (UPRO) which is the 3x long the S&P 500 at $1,829. Do I take profits by selling calls or just hold longer?

A: I would just sell the whole position outright. The (UPRO) is so incredibly volatile that you are rewarded heavily for just coming out completely and then reopening fresh positions on these big meltdown days. We will probably be doing trade alerts on (UPRO) or its cousin, the 2x long ProShares Ultra S&P 500 (SSO) sometime in the near future.

Q: With 2-year LEAPs, would you go at the money or out of the money?

A: This is the golden opportunity to go way out of the money because the return goes from 100% to 500%, or even 1000% if you go, say, 30%-50% out of the money. A lot of these stocks are ripe for very quick 30% bouncebacks, especially the (ROM). So yes, you want to do out of the money 20% to 30%. It will easily recover those losses in weeks if you are picking the right stocks. Over a two-year view, a lot of these big tech stocks could double by the time your LEAP expires, and then you will get the full profit. The rule of thumb is: the farther out of the money you go, the bigger the profit is. But I wouldn’t go for more than a 1000% profit in 2 years; you don't want to get greedy, after all.

Q: You called the Dow to hit 15,000. Is that still possible? We got down to the 18 handle.

A: Yes, if the coronavirus data gets worse, which is certain, we could get another panic selloff. How will the market handle 100,000 US deaths, given the exponential rise in cases we are seeing? With cases doubling every three days that is entirely within range. So, I would say, there is a 50% chance we hit the bottom on Monday at 18,000, and 50% chance we go lower.

Q: Do you know anything about the coronavirus stocks like Regeneron (REGN)?

A: Actually, I do, it's covered by the Mad Hedge Biotech & Health Care Letter, click here for the link. If you get the Biotech Letter, you already know all about stocks like Regeneron. Regeneron literally has hundreds of drugs in testing right now to work as vaccines or antivirals, and some of them, like their arthritis drug, have already been proven to work. So, we just have to get through the accelerated trials and testing to unleash it on the market. But for anybody who has a drug, it's going to take a year to mass-produce enough to inoculate the entire country, let alone the world. So, don't make any big bets on getting a vaccine any time soon—it's a very long process. Even in normal times, some of these drugs take months to manufacture.

Q: Are there any ventilator stocks out there?

A: There are; a company called Medtronic (MDT), which the Mad Hedge Biotech & Healthcare Letter also covers. They are the largest ventilator company in the US. Their normal production is 100 machines a week. Now, they are increasing that to 500 a week as fast as they can, but it isn’t enough. We need about 100,000 ventilators. China is now selling ventilators to the US. Elon Musk from Tesla (TSLA) just bought 1,000 ventilators in China and had them shipped over to San Francisco at his own expense, and Virgin Atlantic just flew over a 747 full of ventilators and masks and other medical supplies from China. So yes, there are stocks out there to play these things, they have already had large moves. We liked them anyway, even before the pandemic, so those calls were quite good. And China thinks their epidemic is over, so they are happy to sell us all the medical supplies they can make.

Q: Why did 30-year mortgage rates just go up instead of down? I thought the Fed rate cuts were supposed to take them down; am I missing something?

A: In order to get 30-year mortgage rates down, you have to have buyers of 30-year loans, and right now there are buyers of nothing. The lending that is happening is from banks lending their own money, which is only a tiny percentage of the total loan market. When the Fed moves into the mortgage market, you will see those yields move to the 2% range. The other problem is how to get a loan if all the banks are closed. They are running skeletal staff now, and you can’t close on real estate deals because all the notaries and title offices are closed; so essentially the real estate industry is going to shut down right now and hopefully, we’ll finish that in a month.

Q: Do you think Uber (UBER) and Lyft (LYFT) will go bankrupt?

A: It is a possibility because one to one human contact inside a car is about the last situation you want to be in during a pandemic. Their traffic was down 25% according to a number I saw. It’s very heavily leveraged, very heavily indebted, and those are the companies that don’t survive long in this kind of crisis. So, I would say there is a chance they will go under. I never liked these companies anyway; they are under regulatory assault by everybody, depend on non-union drivers working for $5 an hour, and there are just too many other better things to do.

Q: Is this the end of corporate buybacks?

A: To some extent, yes. A future Congress may make it either illegal or highly tax corporate buybacks, in some fashion or another because twice in 12 years now, we have had companies load up on buying back their own stock, boosting CEO compensation to the hundreds of millions—if not billions—and then going broke and asking for government bailouts. Something will be done to address that. If you take buybacks out of the market (the last 10,000-point gain in the Dow were essentially all corporate buybacks), we may not see a 20X earnings multiple again for another generation. Individuals were net sellers of stock for those two years. We only reached those extreme highs because of buybacks, so you take those out of the equation and it's going to get a lot harder to get back to the super inflated share prices like we had in January.

Q: How long before an Italian bank collapses, and will they need a bailout?

A: I don’t think they will get a collapse; I think they will be bailed out inside Italy and won’t need all of Europe to do this. But the focus isn't on Europe right now, it's on the US.

Q: Do you think this virus is really subsiding in China based on their past history of dishonest reporting?

A: Yes, that is a risk, and that's why people aren’t betting the ranch right now—just because China is reporting a flattening of cases. And China could be hit with a second wave if they relax their quarantine too soon.

Q: What's your opinion on how the Fed is doing and Steve Mnuchin in this crisis?

A: I think the Fed is doing everything they possibly can. I agree with all of their moves—this is an all-hands-on-deck moment where you have to do everything you can to get the economy going. Notice it’s Steve Mnuchin doing all the negotiating, not the president, because nobody will talk to him. For a start, he may be a Corona carrier among other things, and you’re not seeing a lot of social distancing in these press conferences they are holding. About which 50% of the information they give out is incorrect, and that's the 50% coming from Donald Trump.

Q: What do you think about no debt and no pension liability?

A: That’s why Tech has been leading the upside for the last 10 years and will lead for the next 10. You can really narrow the market down to a dozen stocks and just focus on those and forget about everything else. They have no net debt or net pension fund liabilities.

Q: Why have we not heard from Warren Buffet?

A: I'm sure negotiations are going on all over the place regarding obtaining massive stakes in large trophy companies that he likes, such as airlines and banks. So that will be one of the market bottom indicators that I mentioned a couple of days ago in my letter on “Ten Signs of a Market is Bottoming.”

Q: What’s the outlook for gold?

A: Up. We just had to get the financial crisis element out of this before we could go back into gold, so I would be looking to buy SPDR Gold Shares ETF (GLD), the gold miners like Barrick Gold (GOLD) and Newmont Mining (NEM), the Van Eck Vectors Gold Miners ETF (GDX), and the 2X long ProShares Gold ETF (UGL).

Q: Does the Fed backstop give you any confidence in the bond market?

A: Yes, it does. I think we finally may be getting to the natural level of the market, which is around an 80-basis point yield. Let’s see how long we can go without any 50-point gyrations.

Q: Do you foresee a depression?

A: We are in a depression now. We could hit a 20% unemployment rate. The worst we saw during the Great Depression was 25%. But it will be a very short and sharp one, not a 12-year slog like we saw during the 1930s.

Good Luck and Good Trading and stay healthy.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

It’s Been a Tough Month

March 24, 2020

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Global Market Comments
March 24, 2020
Fiat Lux

Featured Trade:

(TEN SIGNS THE MARKET IS BOTTOMING),
(FXI), (BRK/A), (BA), (DAL), (SPX),
(INDU), (UUP), (VIX), (VXX), (AAPL)

Ten Signs the Market is Bottoming

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I spent the morning calling some big hedge fund friends asking what they are looking for to indicate the market may be bottoming. I’ll give you a warning right now. None of the traditional fundamental or technical measures have any validity in this market.

Markets will need to see at least one, and maybe all of these before they launch into a sustainable recovery. The good news is that several have already happened and are flashing green.

1) Watch New Corona Cases in China

The pandemic started in China and it will end in China (FXI). The president of China, Xi Jinping, has already announced that the epidemic is over and that the country is returning to normal. The country is donating thousands of respirators and millions of masks to Europe and poor countries all over the world. China was able to enforce a quarantine far more severe than possible in the West, such as using the army to surround 60 million people for a month. So, the results in the Middle Kingdom may not be immediately transferable to the US.

If we do get an actual fall in the number of cases in China, that could indicate the end is near. To keep track, click here.

2) Watch Corona Cases in Italy

Italy quarantined two weeks before California so we should get an earlier answer there. The numbers are reliable, but we don’t know the true extent of their quarantine. After all, this is Italy. Also, Italy has a much older population than the US (that Mediterranean diet keeps Italians alive forever), so they will naturally suffer a higher death rate. However, a decline in cases there will be proof that a western-style shelter-in-place order will work. To keep track, click here.

3) Watch Corona Cases in California

The Golden State was the first to quarantine ten days ago, so it will be the first American state to see cases top out. On Monday, we were at 1,733 cases and 27 deaths, or one in 1.5 million. However, it is a partial quarantine at best, with maybe half of the 20 million workforce staying home. When our cases top out, which should be the week of April 13, it could be an indication that the epidemic is flagging. To keep track, click here.

4) Watch Washington

Passage of a Corona Economic Recovery Bill could take place as early as Friday and could be worth $2 trillion. Add in the massive stimulus provided by the Federal Reserve, a large multiple of the 2008-2009 efforts, and $10 trillion is about to hit the economy. Warning: don’t be short an economy that is about to be hit with $10 trillion worth of stimulus.

5) Watch the Technicals.

Yes, technicals may be worthless now but someday in the future, they won’t be. The stock market has traded 20% below the 200-day moving average only four times in the last century. The Dow Average (INDU) was 32% below the 200-day moving average at the Monday low. The next rip-your-face off short-covering rally is imminent and may initially target that down 20% level at $21,496, or 18% above the Monday low.

6) Watch for the Big Buy

Value players are back in the market for the first time in six years, the last time the S&P 500 (SPX) traded at a discount to its historical 15.5X earnings multiple and are circling targets like hungry sharks. Watch for Warren Buffet of Berkshire Hathaway (BRK/A) to buy a large part of a trophy property, like a major bank or airline. He’s already stepped up his ownership in Delta Airlines (DAL). I’m sure he’s going over the books of Boeing (BA). Warren might even buy back his own stock at a discount to net asset value, down 31.4% in a month. Any move by Warren will signal confidence to the rest of the markets.

7) Watch the US Dollar

With US overnight interest rates having crashed by 1.5% in recent weeks, the US dollar (UUP) should be the weakest currency in the world. The greenback overnight became a zero-yielding currency. Instead, it has been the strongest, rocketing on a gigantic global flight to safety bid. When the foreign exchange rates return to rationality, the buck should weaken, as it has already started to do after last week’s super spike. A weak dollar will be good for American companies and their stocks.

8) Watch the (VIX)

We now know that the Volatility Index (VIX), (VXX) was artificially boosted last week by hundreds of short players covering positions with gigantic losses and going bust. Now that this is washed out, I expect volatility to decline for the rest of 2020. It has already fallen from $80 to $49 in days. This is a precursor to a strong stock market.

9) Watch the Absolute Value of the Market

There could be a magic number beyond which prices can’t fall anymore. That could be yesterday’s 18,000, 17,000, or 15,000. Some 80% of all US stocks are owned by long term holders who never sell, like pension funds, corporate crossholdings, or individuals who have owned them for decades and don’t want to pay the capital gains tax. When the ownership of that 20% is shifted to the 80%, the market runs out of sellers and stocks can’t fall anymore. That may have already happened. Similarly, a final capitulation selloff of market leaders, like Apple (AAPL) may also be a sign that the bear market is ending. (AAPL) is off 34.40% since February.

10) Watch John Thomas

I am watching all of the above 24/7. So rather than chase down all these data points every day, just watch for my next trade alert. I am confined to my home office for the duration, probably for months, so I have nothing else to do. No trips to Switzerland, the Taj Mahal, or the Great Pyramids of Egypt for me this year. It will just be nose to the grindstone.

Stay Healthy and we’ll back a killing on the back nine.

John Thomas

March 16, 2020

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Global Market Comments
March 16, 2020
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Featured Trade:

(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or THE PANIC IS ON),
(INDU), (SPX), (VIX), (VXX), (GLD), (USO), (TLT), (AAPL), (WYNN), (CCL), (UAL)

The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or The Panic is On

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I just drove from Carmel, California to San Francisco on scenic Highway 1. I was virtually the only one on the road.

The parking lot at Sam’s Chowder House was empty for the first time in its history. The Pie Ranch had a big sign in front saying “Shut”. The Roadhouse saw lights out. It was like the end of the world.

The panic is on.

The economy has ground to a juddering halt. Most US schools are closed, sports activities banned, and travel of any kind cancelled. All ski resorts in the US are shut down as are all restaurants, bars, and clubs in California. Virtually all public events of any kind have been barred for the next two months. Apple (AAPL) and Nike (NIKE) have closed all their US stores.

The moment I returned from my trip, I learned that the Federal Reserve has cut interest rates by a mind-boggling 1.00% on the heels of last week’s 0.50% haircut. This is unprecedented in history. S&P Futures responded immediately by going limit down for the third time in a week.

The most pessimistic worst-case scenario I outlined a week ago came true in days. The (SPX) is now trading at 2,500. Goldman Sachs just put out a downside target at 2,000, off 41% in three weeks.

That takes the market multiple down from 20X three weeks ago to 14X, and the 2020 earnings forecast to crater from $165 to $143. These are numbers considered unimaginable only a week ago.

You can blame it all on the Coronavirus. Global cases shot above 160,000 yesterday, while deaths exceeded 5,800. In the US, we are above 3,000 cases with 60 deaths. The pandemic is growing by at least 10% a day. All international borders are effectively closed.

The stock market has effectively impeached Donald Trump, unwinding all stock market gains since his election. At the Thursday lows, the Dow Average ticked below 20,000, less than when he was elected. Economic growth may be about to do the same, wiping out the 7% in economic growth that has taken place during the same time.

Leadership from the top has gone missing in action. The president has told us that the pandemic “amounts to nothing”, is “no big deal”, and a Democratic “hoax.” There is no Fed effort to build a website to operate as a central clearing house for Corona information. In the meantime, the number of American deaths has been doubling every three days.

There have only been 13,500 tests completed in the US so far and they are completely unavailable in my area. The bold action to stem the virus has come from governors of the states of all political parties.

The good news is that all this extreme action will work. If you shut down the economy growth, the virus will do the same. In two weeks, all carriers will become obvious. Then you simply quarantine them. Any dilution of the self-quarantine strategy simply stitches out the process and the market decline.

The hope now is that the recession, which we certainly are now in, will be sharp but short. “An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure” is certainly in control now.

When we come out the other side of this, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With interest rates at zero, oil at $25 a barrel, and many stocks down by half, there will be no reason not to.

Oil (USO) crashed, taking Texas tea down an incredible $22 overnight. OPEC collapsed as Saudi Arabia took on Russia in a price war, flooding the market. All American fracking companies with substantial debt have just been rendered worthless. I told you to stay away from MLPs! It’s amazing to see how the effect of one million new electric cars can have on the oil market. Blame it all on Elon Musk.

The oil crash is all about the US. American fracking has added 4 million barrels a day of supply over the last five years and 8 million b/d during the last ten. Saudi Arabia and Russia would love to wipe out the entire US industry.

Even if they do, the private equity boys are lining up to buy assets at ten cents on the dollar and bring in a new generation of equity investors. The wells may not even stop pumping. How do you say “Creative Destruction” in Arabic and Russian? We do it better than anyone else.

Gold (GLD) soared above $1,700, on a massive flight to safety bid bringing the old $1,927 high within easy reach.

Bond yields (TLT) plunged to 0.31% as recession fears exploded. Looks like we are headed to 0% interest rates in this cycle. Corona cases top 4,000 in the US and fatalities are rising sharply. Malls, parking lots, and restaurants are all empty.

Trump triggered a market crash, with a totally nonsensical Corona plan. Banning foreigners from the US will NOT stop the epidemic but WILL cause an instant recession, which the stock market is now hurriedly discounting. This is an American virus now, not a foreign one or a Chinese one. The market has totally lost faith in the president, who did everything he could to duck responsibility. The US is short 100,000 ICU beds to deal with the coming surge in cases. No one has any test kits at the local level. We could already have 1 million cases and not know it.

The US could lose two million people, according to forecasts by some scientists. At 100 million cases with a 5% fatality rate, get you there in three months. That could cause this bear market to take a 50% hit. The US is now following the Italian model, doing too little too late, where bodies are piling up at hospitals faster than they can be buried.

Stocks are back to their January 2017 lows, down 1,000 (SPX) points and 9,500 Dow points (INDU) in three weeks. Yikes! Unfortunately, I lived long enough to see this. We’ve seen 14 consecutive days of 1,000-point moves. The speed of the decline is unprecedented in financial history.

The Recession is on. Look for a short, sharp recession of only two quarters. JP Morgan is calling for a 2% GDP loss in Q2 and a 3% hit in Q3. The good news is that the stock market has already almost fully discounted this. The only way to beat Corona is to close down the economy for weeks.

A two-week national holiday is being discussed, or the grounding of all US commercial aircraft. Warren Buffet has cancelled Berkshire Hathaway’s legendary annual meeting. All San Francisco schools are closed, events and meetings cancelled. The acceleration to the new online-only economy is happening at light speed.

Municipal bonds crashed, down ten points in three days to a one-year low. If you thought that you parked your money in a safe place, think again. Municipalities are seeing tax and fee incomes collapse in the face of the Coronavirus. Brokers are in panic dumping inventories to meet margin calls. There is truly no place to hide in this crisis but cash, which is ALWAYS the best hedge. I would start buying (MUB) around here.

Bitcoin collapsed 50% in two days, to an eye-popping $4,000. So much for the protective value of crypto currencies. I told you to stay away. No Fed help here.

My Global Trading Dispatch performance has gone through a meat grinder, pulling back by -10.36% in March, taking my 2020 YTD return down to -13.28%. That compares to an incredible loss for the Dow Average of -32% at the Friday low. My trailing one-year return was pared back to 35.31%. My ten-year average annualized profit shrank to +33.84%.

I have been fighting a battle for the ages on a daily basis to limit my losses. My goal here is to make it back big time when the market comes roaring back in the second half.

My short volatility positions have been hammering me. I shorted the (VXX) when the Volatility Index (VIX) was at $35. It then went to an unbelievable $76. I was saved by only trading in very long maturity, very deep out-of-the-money (VXX) put options where time value will maintain a lot of their value. These will all come good well before their one-year expiration.

I also took profits in four short position at the market lows in Apple (AAPL) and the three short positions in Corona-related stocks, (CCL), (WYNN), and (UAL), which cratered, picking up an 8% profit there.

At the slightest sign of a break in the pandemic, the economy and shares should come roaring back. As things stand, I can handle a 3,000 point in the Dow Average from here and still have all of my existing positions expire at their maximum profit point with the Friday options expiration.

On Monday, March 16 at 7:30 AM, the New York Empire State Manufacturing Index is out.

On Tuesday, March 17 at 5:00 AM, the Retail Sales for February is released.

On Wednesday, March 18, at 7:30 AM, the Housing Starts for February is printed.

On Thursday, March 19 at 8:30 AM, Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.

On Friday, March 20 at 9:00 AM, the February Existing Home Sales is published. The Baker Hughes Rig Count follows at 2:00 PM.

As for me, I went down to Carmel, California to hole up in a hotel near the most perfect beach in the state and do some serious writing. This is the city where beachfront homes go for $10 million and up, mostly owned by foreign investors and tech billionaires from San Francisco. Locals decamped from here ages ago because it became too expensive to live in.

This is also where my parents honeymooned in 1949, borrowing my grandfather’s 1947 Ford.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader

March 12, 2020

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Global Market Comments
March 12, 2020
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Featured Trade:

(SHORT SELLING SCHOOL 101)
(SH), (SDS), (PSQ), (DOG), (RWM), (SPXU), (AAPL),
(VIX), (VXX), (IPO), (MTUM), (SPHB), (HDGE)

March 10, 2020

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Global Market Comments
March 10, 2020
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Featured Trade:

(RISK CONTROL FOR DUMMIES IN TODAY’S MARKET),
(SPY), (VIX), (VXX), (AAPL), (CCL), (UAL), (WYNN)

Risk Control for Dummies in Today's Market

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Today, we saw the largest point loss in market history, the first use of modern circuit breakers, and individual stocks down up to 40%. Ten-year US Treasury bond yields cratered to 0.39%. Virtually the entire energy and banking sectors vaporized.

What did I do? I did what I always do during major stock market crashes.

I took my Tesla out to get detailed. When I got home, I washed the dishes and did some laundry. And for good measure, I mowed the lawn, even though it is early March and it didn’t need it.

That’s because I was totally relaxed about how my portfolio would perform.

There is a method to my madness, although I understand that some new subscribers may need some convincing.

I always run hedged portfolio, with hedges within hedges within hedges, although many of you may not realize it. I run long calls and puts against short calls and puts, balance off “RISK ON” positions with “RISK OFF” ones, and always keep a sharp eye on multi-asset class exposures, options implied volatilities, and my own Mad Hedge Market Timing Index.

While all of this costs me some profits in rising markets, it provides a ton of protection in falling ones, especially the kind we are seeing now. So, while many hedge funds are blowing up and newsletters wiping out their readers, I am so relaxed that I could fall asleep at any minute.

Whenever I change my positions, the market makes a major move or reaches a key crossroads, I look to stress test my portfolio by inflicting various extreme scenarios upon it and analyzing the outcome.

This is second nature for most hedge fund managers. In fact, the larger ones will use top of the line mainframes powered by $100 million worth of in-house custom programming to produce a real-time snapshot of their thousands of positions in all imaginable scenarios at all times.

If you want to invest with these guys feel free to do so. They require a $10-$25 million initial slug of capital, a one-year lock-up, charge a fixed management fee of 2% and a performance bonus of 20% or more.

You have to show minimum liquid assets of $2 million and sign 50 pages of disclosure documents. If you have ever sued a previous manager, forget it. The door slams shut. And, oh yes, the best performing funds are closed and have a ten-year waiting list to get in. Unless you are a major pension fund, they don’t want to hear from you.

Individual investors are not so sophisticated, and it clearly shows in their performance, which usually mirrors the indexes less a large haircut. So, I am going to let you in on my own, vastly simplified, dumbed-down, seat of the pants, down and dirty style of risk management, scenario analysis, and stress testing that replicates 95% of the results of my vastly more expensive competitors.

There is no management fee, performance bonus, disclosure document, lock up, or upfront cash requirement. There’s just my token $3,000 a year subscription fee and that’s it. And I’m not choosy. I’ll take anyone whose credit card doesn’t get declined.

To make this even easier, you can perform your own analysis in the excel spreadsheet I post every day in the paid-up members section of Global Trading Dispatch. You can just download it and play around with it whenever you want, constructing your own best-case and worst-case scenarios. To make this easy, I have posted this spreadsheet on my website for you to download by clicking here. You have to be logged in to access and download the spreadsheet.

Since this is a “for dummies” explanation, I’ll keep this as simple as possible. No offense, we all started out as dummies, even me.

I’ll take Mad Hedge Model Trading Portfolio at the close of March 9, 2020, the date of a horrific 2,000 down day in the Dow Average. This was the day when margin clerks were running rampant, brokers were jumping out of windows, and talking heads were predicting the end of the world.

I projected my portfolio returns in three possible scenarios: (1) The market collapses an additional 5.3% by the March 20 option expiration, some 8 trading days away, (2) the S&P 500 (SPX) rises 10% by March 20, and (3) the S&P 500 trades in a narrow range and remains around the then-current level of $2,746.

Scenario 1 – The S&P 500 Falls Another 5.3% to the 2018 Low

A 5.3% loss would take the (SPX) down to $2,600, to the 2018 low, and off an astonishing 800 points, or 23.5% down from the recent peak in a mere three weeks. In that situation the Volatility Index (VIX) would rise maybe to $60, the (VXX) would add another point, but all of our four short positions (AAPL), (UAL), (CCL), and (WYNN) would expire at maximum profit points.

In that case, March will end up down -3.58%, and my 2020 year-to-date performance would decline to -6.60%, a pittance really compared to a 23.5% plunge in the Dow Average. Most people would take that all day long. We live to buy another day. Better yet, we live to buy long term LEAPs at a three-year market low with my Mad Hedge Market Timing Index at only 3, a historic low.

Also, when the market eventually settles down, volatility will collapse, and the value of my (VXX) positions double.

Scenario 2 – S&P 500 rises 10%

The impact of a 10% rise in the market is easy to calculate. All my short positions expire at their maximum profit point because they are all so far in the money, some 20%-40%. It would be a monster home run. I would go back in the green on the (VXX) because of time decay. That would recover my March performance to +1.50% and my year-to-date to only -1.42%

Scenario 3 – S&P 500 Remains Unchanged

Again, we do great, given the circumstances. All the shorts expire at max profits and we see a smaller increase in the value of the (VXX). I’ll take that all day long, even though it cost me money. When running hedge funds, you are judged on how you manage your losses, not your gains, which are easy.

Keep in mind that these are only estimates, not guarantees, nor are they set in stone. Future levels of securities, like index ETFs, are easy to estimate. For other positions, it is more of an educated guess. This analysis is only as good as its assumptions. As we used to say in the computer world, garbage in equals garbage out.

Professionals who may want to take this out a few iterations can make further assumptions about market volatility, options implied volatility or the future course of interest rates. And let’s face it, politics is a major influence this year. Thanks Joe Biden for that one day 1,000 point rally to sell into, when I established most of my shorts and dumped a few longs.

Keep the number of positions small to keep your workload under control. Imagine being Goldman Sachs and doing this for several thousand positions a day across all asset classes.

Once you get the hang of this, you can start projecting the effect on your portfolio of all kinds of outlying events. What if a major world leader is assassinated? Piece of cake. How about another 9/11? No problem. Oil at $10 a barrel? That’s a gimme.

What if there is an American attack on Iranian nuclear facilities to distract us from the Coronavirus and stock market carnage? That might take you all two minutes to figure out. The Federal Reserve launches a surprise QE5 out of the blue? I think you already know the answer.

Now that you know how to make money in the options market, thanks to my Trade Alert service, I am going to teach you how to hang on to it.

There is no point in being clever and executing profitable trades only to lose your profits through some simple, careless mistakes.

The first goal of risk control is to preserve whatever capital you have. I tell people that I am too old to lose all my money and start over again as a junior trader at Morgan Stanley. Therefore, I am pretty careful when it comes to risk control.

The other goal of risk control is the art of managing your portfolio to make sure it is profitable no matter what happens in the marketplace. Ideally, you want to be a winner whether the market moves up, down, or sideways. I do this on a regular basis.

Remember, we are not trying to beat an index here. Our goal is to make absolute returns, or real dollars, at all times, no matter what the market does. You can’t eat relative performance, nor can you use it to pay your bills.

So the second goal of every portfolio manager is to make it bomb-proof. You never know when a flock of black swans is going to come out of nowhere or another geopolitical shock occurs causing the market crash.

March 9, 2020

Diary, Newsletter, Summary

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March 9, 2020
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The Market Outlook for the Week Ahead, or Searching for a Bottom

Diary, Newsletter

OK, I’ll give it to you straight.

If the American Coronavirus epidemic stabilizes at current levels of infection, the double bottom in the S&P 500 (SPX) at 2,850 will hold, down 16% from the all-time high two weeks ago.

If it gets worse, it won’t, possibly taking the index down another 8.8% to 2,600, the 2018 low. Not only have we lost the 2019 stock market performance, we may be about to lose 2018 as well.

Of course, the problem is testing kits, which the government has utterly failed to provide in adequate numbers. The president is relying on disease figures provided by Fox News and ignoring those of his own experts at the CDC. And the president told us that the governor of Washington state, the site of the first US Corona hot spot, is a “snake,” and that the outbreak on the Diamond Princess is not his fault.

It’s not the kind of leadership the stock market is looking for at the moment. It amounts to an economic and biological “Pearl Harbor” where the government slept while the disease ran rampant. Until we get the true figures, markets will assume the worst. The real number of untested cases could be in the hundreds of thousands or millions, not the 350 reported. And stock prices will react accordingly.

There is an interesting experiment going on at the Grand Princess 100 miles off the coast of San Francisco right now which will certainly affect your health. Of the 39 showing Corona symptoms, 21 were found to have the disease and 19 of these were crew.

That means ALL of the passengers who took the last ten cruises were exposed, about 30,000 people, 90% of whom are back ashore. The Grand Princess may turn out to be the “Typhoid Mary” of our age.

You can see these fears expressed in the volatility index, which hit a decade high on Friday at $55, although it closed at $42. We live in a world now were all economic data is useless, earnings forecasts are wildly out of date, and technical analysis is ephemeral at best. Airlines, restaurants, and public events are emptying out everywhere and the deleterious effects on the economy will be extreme.

That is kind of hard to trade.

The good news is that this won’t last more than a couple of months. By June, the epidemic will be fading, or we’ll all be dead. All of the buying you see now is of the “look through” kind where investors are picking up once in a decade bargains in the highest quality companies in expectation of ballistic moves upward out the other side of the epidemic.

Enormous fortunes will be made, but at the cost of a few sleepless nights over the next few weeks. The bear market will end when everyone who needs tests get them and we obtain the results.

The Fed cut interest rates by 50 basis points taking the overnight rate down to 1.25%. They may cut again in two weeks. Traders were looking for some kind of global stimulus to head off a global recession. Markets are in “show me” mode and were down 300 prior to the announcement.

Quantitative Easing has become the cure for all problems. So, if it doesn’t work, try, try again? The Fed has now used up all its dry powder levitating the stocks, with the market already at a 1.00% yield for ten-year money. We need a vaccine, not a rate cut. New York schools close on virus fears.

The Beige Book says Corona is a worry, in their minutes from the last Fed meeting six weeks ago, mentioning it 48 times in yesterday’s report. No kidding? Travel and leisure are the hardest hit, and international trade is in free fall. The presidential election is also arising as a risk to the economy. Worst of all, the new James Bond movie has been postponed until November. The report only applies to data collected before February 24.

The next recession just got longer and deeper, as the Fed gives away the last of its dry powder. It’s the first time the central bank was used to fight a virus. It only creates more short selling and volatility opportunities for me down the line. Thanks Jay!

Gold ETF assets hit all-time high, both through capital appreciation and massive customer inflows. Fund values have exceeded the 2012 high, when gold futures reached $1,927. They saw 84 metric tonnes added to inventory in February. The barbarous relic is a great place to hide out for the virus. I expect a new all-time high this year and a possible run to $3,000.

Biotech & healthcare are back! Bernie’s thrashing last week in ten states takes nationalization of health care off the table for good. Biden should sweep most of the remaining states. There’s nothing left for Bernie but Michigan and Florida. Buy Health Care and Biotech on the dip!

The Nonfarm Payroll was up 273,000 in February, much higher than expectations. At least we HAD a good economy. The headline unemployment rate was 3.5%%. As if anyone cares. The only number right now that counts is new Corona infections. This may be the last good report for a while, possibly for years.

Private Payrolls were up 183,000, says the February ADP Report. No Corona virus here. Do you think companies believe this is a short-term ephemeral thing? What if they gave a pandemic and nobody came?

Mortgage Applications were up 26%, week on week, as free money keeps the housing market on fire. Don’t expect too much from the banks though. Mine offered a jumbo loan at 3.6%. Banks are not lining up to sell at the bottom.

The OPEC Meeting was desperate to stabilize prices and they failed utterly. But if they fail to deliver at least 1 million barrels a day in production slowdowns at their Friday Vienna meeting, Texas tea could reach the $30 a barrel handle in days.

The airline industry will lose $113 billion from the virus, says IATA, the International Air Transport Association. All events everywhere have been cancelled, even my Boy Scout awards dinner for Sunday night and my flight to a wedding in April. Lufthansa just cancelled half of all it flights worldwide. Who knows where the bottom is for this industry? I bet you didn’t know that airline ticket sales account for 8% of all credit card purchases. Keeping my short in United Airlines (UAL).

My Global Trading Dispatch performance took a shellacking, pulling back by -4.41% in March, taking my 2020 YTD return down to -7.33%. That compares to a return for the Dow Average of -16% at the Friday low. My trailing one-year return is stable at 48.44%. My ten-year average annualized profit ground back up to +34.00%.

I took my hit of the year on Friday, losing 4.4% on my bond short. A 9-point gap move has never happened in the long history of the bond market. Fortunately, my losses were mitigated by a five-point dip I was able to use to get out, a hedge within my bond position, and three short positions in Corona related-stocks, (CCL), (WYNN), and (UAL), which cratered.

All eyes will be focused on the Coronavirus still, with deaths over 3,000. The weekly economic data are virtually irrelevant now. This is usually the weakest week of the month on the data front.

On Monday, March 9 at 10:00 AM, the Consumer Inflation Expectations is out.

On Tuesday, March 10 at 5:00 AM, the NFIB Business Optimism Index is released.

On Wednesday, March 11, at 7:30 AM, the Core Inflation Rate for February is printed.

On Thursday, March 12 at 8:30 AM, Initial Jobless Claims are announced. Core Producer Price Index for February is also out.

On Friday, March 13 at 9:00 AM, the University of Michigan Consumer Sentiment Index is published. The Baker Hughes Rig Count follows at 2:00 PM.

As for me, I’ll be shopping for a cruise this summer. I am getting offered incredible deals on cruises all over the world. Suddenly, every cruise line in the world is having sales of the century.

Shall it be a Panama Canal cruise for $99, a trip around the Persian Gulf for $199, or a voyage retracing the route of the HMS Bounty across the Pacific for $299. Of course, the downside is that I may be subject to a two-week quarantine on a plague ship on my return.

John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader