Global Market Comments
December 9, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(WHY TECHNICAL ANALYSIS NEVER WORKS)
(FB), (AAPL), (AMZN), (GOOG), (MSFT), (VIX)
Posts
Welcome to the year from hell.
We have now collapsed 16% from the January high. Buyers are few and far between, with one day, 5% crashes becoming common.
By comparison, the Mad Hedge Fund Trader is up a nosebleed 88.48% during the same period.
The Harder I work, the luckier I get.
Go figure.
It makes you want to throw up your hands in despair and throw your empty beer can at the TV set.
Let me point out a few harsh lessons learned from this most recent meltdown and the rip-your-face-off rally that followed.
Remember all those market gurus claiming stocks would rise every day for the rest of the 2022?
They were wrong.
This is why almost every Trade Alert I shot out this year have been from the “RISK OFF” side.
“Quantitative Tightening”, or “QT” is definitely not a stock market-friendly environment.
We went into this with big tech leaders, including Apple (AAPL), Amazon (AMZN), Google (GOOG), and Microsoft (MSFT), all at or close to all-time highs.
The other lesson learned this year was the utter uselessness of technical analyses. Usually, these guys are right only 50% of the time. This year, they missed the boat entirely. After perfectly buying the last top, they begged you to dump shares at the bottom.
In 2020, when the S&P 500 (SPY) was meandering in a narrow nine-point range, and the Volatility Index (VIX) hugged the $11-$15 neighborhood, they said this would continue for the rest of the year.
It didn’t.
When the market finally broke down in January, cutting through imaginary support levels like a hot knife through butter ($35,000?, $34,000? $33,000?), they said the market would plunge to $30,000, and possibly as low as $20,000.
It didn’t do that either.
If you believed their hogwash, you lost your shirt.
This is why technical analysis is utterly useless as an investment strategy. How many hedge funds use a pure technical strategy? Absolutely none, as it doesn’t make any money on a stand-alone basis.
At best, it is just one of 100 tools you need to trade the market effectively. The shorter the time frame, the more accurate it becomes.
On an intraday basis, technical analysis is actually quite useful. But I doubt few of you engage in this hopeless persuasion.
This is why I advise portfolio managers and financial advisors to use technical analysis as a means of timing order executions, and nothing more.
Most professionals agree with me.
Technical analysis derives from humans’ preference for looking at pictures instead of engaging in abstract mental processes. A picture is worth 1,000 words, and probably a lot more.
This is why technical analysis appeals to so many young people entering the market for the first time. Buy a book for $5 on Amazon and you can become a Master of the Universe.
Who can resist that?
The problem is that high-frequency traders also bought that same book from Amazon a long time ago and have designed algorithms to frustrate every move of the technical analyst.
Sorry to be the buzzkill, but that is my take on technical analysis.
Hope you enjoyed your cruise.
Global Market Comments
December 2, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(NOVEMBER 30 BIWEEKLY STRATEGY WEBINAR Q&A),
(AMD), ($INDU), (TLT), (RCL), (VIX), (RIVN), (TSLA), (NVDA), (SLV), (GOLD), (USO), (XOM), (ALB), (SQM), (FMC), (CCI)
Below please find subscribers’ Q&A for the November 30 Mad Hedge Fund Trader Global Strategy Webinar broadcast from Silicon Valley in California.
Q: You keep mentioning December 13th as a date of some significance. Is this just because the number 13 is unlucky?
A: December 13th at 8:30 AM EST is when we get the next inflation report, and we could well get another 1% drop. Prices are slowing down absolutely across the board except for rent, which is still going up. Gasoline has come down substantially since the election (big surprise), which is a big help, and that could ignite the next leg up in the bull market for this year. So, that is why December 13 is important. And we could well flatline, do nothing, and take profits on all our positions before that happens, because whatever it is you will get a big move one way or another (and maybe both) on December 13.
Q: I’m a new subscriber, and I am intrigued by your structuring of options spreads. Why do you do debit spreads instead of credit spreads?
A: It’s really six of one and a half dozen of the other—the net profit is pretty much the same for either one. However, debit spreads are easier to understand than credit spreads. We have a lot of beginners coming into this service as well as a lot of seasoned old pros. And it’s easier to understand the concept of buying something and watching it go up than shorting something and watching it go down. Now, doing the credit spreads—shorting the put spread—gives you a slight advantage in that it creates cash which you can then use to meet margin requirements. However, it’s only a small amount of cash—only the potential profit in that position. And guess what? All the big hedge funds actually kind of like easy-to-understand trade alerts also, so that’s why we do them.
Q: I have a lot of exposure in NVIDIA (NVDA), so is it worth trading out of it and coming back in at a lower rate?
A: NVIDIA is one of the single most volatile stocks in the market—it’s just come up 50%. But it could well test the lower limits again because it is so volatile, and the chip industry itself is the most volatile business in the S&P 500. If your view is short-term, I would take profits now, and look to go back in next time we hit a low. If you’re long-term, don’t touch it, because NVIDIA will triple from here over the next 3 years. I should caution you that if you do try the short-term strategy, most people miss the bottom and end up paying more to get back into the stock; and that's the problem with all these highly volatility stocks like Tesla (TSLA), NVIDIA (NVDA) and Advanced Micro Devices (AMD) unless you’re a professional and you sit in front of a screen all day long.
Q: Would you buy now and step in to make it long-term?
A: I think we get a couple more runs at the lows myself. We won’t get to the old lows, but we may get close. Those are your big buying points for your favorite stocks and also for LEAPS. And I’m going to hold back on new LEAPS recommendations—we’ve done 12 in the last two months for the Concierge members, and maybe half of those went out to Global Trading Dispatch before they took off again. So, that would be my approach there.
Q: How much farther can the Fed raise interest rates until they reverse?
A: 1%-2%, unless they get taken over by the data—unless suddenly the economy starts to weaken so much that they panic and reverse like crazy. I think that's actually what’s going to happen, which is why we went hyper-aggressive in October on the long side, especially in bonds (TLT). You drop rates on the ten-year from 4.5% to 2.5% in six months—that’s an enormous move in the bond market. That is well worth running a triple long position in it; I think that’s what's going to happen. That’s where we will make out the first 30% in 2023.
Q: Should I short the cruise lines here, like Royal Caribbean (RCL)?
A: They do have their problems—they have massive debts they ran up to survive the pandemic when all the ships were mothballed, so it is an industry with its major issues. The stock has already doubled since the summer so I wouldn’t chase it up here. I’m not rushing to short anything here right now though unless it’s really liquid or has horrendous fundamentals like the oil industry, which everyone seems to love but I hate—right now the haters are winning for the short term, until December 16, which is all I care about.
Q: Is the diesel shortage going to affect farmers and all other industries like the chip?
A: As the economy slows down, you can expect shortages of everything to disappear, as well as all supply chain issues, which is a positive for the economy for the long term.
Q: What about the 2024 iShares 20 Plus Year Treasury Bond ETF (TLT) 95—is that not a trade?
A: That’s a one-year position with a 100% potential profit. That is worth running to expiration unless we get a huge 20-point move up in the next 3 months, which is possible, and then there won’t be anything left in the trade—you’ll have 95% of the profit in hand at which point you’ll want to sell it. So, with these one-year LEAPS or two-year LEAPS, run them one or two years unless the underlying suddenly goes up a lot, and then grab the money and run; that's what I always tell people to do. Because if you sell your position, they can’t take the money away from you with a market correction.
Q: Is the current US economy the best economy in the world?
A: It is. If you look at any other place in the world, it’s hard to find an economy that's in better shape, and it’s because we have the best management in the world and hyper-accelerating technology which everyone else begs and borrows. Or steals. People who are predicting zero return on stocks for 10 years are out of their minds. You don’t short the best economy in the world. If anything, technology is accelerating, and that will take the stock market with it in the next year or so.
Q: Do you see the Dow ($INDU) outperforming the other indexes until the Fed positive pivots?
A: Absolutely yes, because the S&P 500 (SPY) has a very heavy technology weighting and technology absolutely sucks right now. That would probably be a good 3-month trade—buy the Dow, and short the S&P 500 in equal amounts. Easy to do—you might pick up 10% on a market-neutral trade like that.
Q: Do you see a Christmas rally this year?
A: Actually, I do, but it won’t start until we get the next inflation report on December 13, at which point I'm going 100% cash. I’ve made enough money this year, and this is a problem I had when I ran my hedge fund: when you make too much money, nobody believes it, so there's really no point in making more than 50% or 60% a year because people think it’s fake. This is true in the newsletter business as well. Markets also have a nasty habit of completely reversing in January; this year, we had one up day in January, and then it was bombs away and we just piled on the shorts like crazy, so you have to wait for the market to first give you the fake move for the year, and then the real one after that. The best way to take advantage of that is to be 100% cash, and that’s why I usually do.
Q: What indicators do you see that give you the most confidence that inflation has peaked?
A: There's one big one, and that’s real estate. Real estate is absolutely in a recession right now and has the heaviest weighting of any individual industry in the inflation calculation. If anybody thinks house prices are going up, please send me an email and tell me where, because I’d love to know. The general feeling is they’re down 10-15% over the last six months. New homes are only being sold with massive buydowns in interest rates and free giveaways on upgrades. It is an industry that is essentially shut down, with interest rates having gone from 2.75% to 7.5% in a year, so there’s your deflation, but unfortunately, real estate is also the slowest to price in in the Fed’s inflation calculation, so we have to go through six months of torture until the Fed finally sees proof that inflation is falling. So, welcome to the stock market because it's just one of those factors. Just for fun, I got a quote on financing an investment property. The monthly payment would have been double for half the house that I already have.
Q: Are LEAPS a buy with the CBOE Volatility Index (VIX) this low?
A: No, you want to look at stocks first, and then the VIX; and with all the stocks sitting on top of 30-50% rises, it’s a horrible place to do LEAPS. LEAPS were an October play—we bought the bottom in a dozen LEAPS in October, and those were great trades, except for Tesla (TSLA) and Rivian (RIVN) which still have two years left to run. Up here, you’re basically waiting on a big selloff before you go into these one to two-year options positions.
Q: Why does Biden keep extending student loans? Will this catch up at some point?
A: He’s going to take it to the Supreme Court, and if he loses at the Supreme Court, which is likely, then he’ll probably give up on any loan extensions. At this point, the loan extensions on student loans are something like 2 or 2.5 years. The reason he’s doing this is to get 26 million people back into the economy. As long as you have giant student loan balances, you can’t get credit, you can’t get a credit card, you can’t buy a house, you can’t get a home loan. Bringing that many new people into the economy is a huge positive for not only them but for everyone else because it strengthens the economy. That has always been the logic behind forgiving student loans—and by the way, the United States is virtually the only country in the world that makes students pay back their loans after 30 or 40 years. The rest give college educations away either for free or give some interest-free break on repayments until they can get a salary-paying job.
Q: Does the budget deficit drop impact the stock market?
A: Yes, but it impacts the bond market first and in a much bigger way. That’s one of the reasons that bonds have rallied $13 points in six weeks because less government borrowing means lower interest rates—it’s just a matter of supply and demand. This has been the fastest deficit reduction since WWII, and markets will discount that.
Q: Will the US dollar (UUP) crash?
A: Yes, it will. You get rid of those high interest rates and all of a sudden nobody wants to own the US dollar, so we have great trades setting up here against everything, except maybe the Yuan where the lockdowns are a major drag.
Q: Is silver (SLV) a buy now?
A: No, it’s just had a big 10% move; I would wait for any kind of dip in silver and gold (GOLD) before you go into those trades. And when/if you do, there are better ways to do it.
Q: How is the Ukraine war going?
A: It’ll be over next year after Ukraine retakes Crimea, which they’ve already started to do. Russia is running out of ammunition, and so are we, by the way. However, the United States, as everybody learned in WWII, has an almost infinite ability to ramp up weapons production, whereas Russia does not. Russia is literally using up leftover ammunition from WWII, and when that’s gone, they’ve got nothing left, nor the ability to produce it in any sizable way. All good reasons to sell short oil companies ahead of a tsunami of Russian oil hitting the market. By the way, oil is now down for 2022.
Q: What's the number one short in oil (USO)?
A: The most expensive one, that would be Exxon Mobile (XOM).
Q: What’s going to happen to the markets in January?
A: After this Christmas rally peters out, I’m looking for profit-taking in January.
Q: When is a good time to buy debit spreads on oil?
A: Now. Look at every short play you can find out there; I just don’t see a massive spike up in oil prices ahead of a recession. And by the way, if the war in Ukraine ends and Russian oil comes back on the market, then you’re looking at oil easily below $50.
Q: What is the best way to invest in iShares Silver Trust (SLV) in the long term?
A: A two-year LEAP on the Silver (SLV) $25-$26 call spread—that gets you a 100%-200% return on that.
Q: Is lithium a good commodity trade?
A: Lithium will move in sync with the EV industry, which seems to have its own cycle of being popular and unpopular. We’re definitely in the unpopular phase right now. Long term demand for lithium will be increasing on literally hundreds of different fronts, so I would say yes, lithium is kind of the new copper. Look at Albemarle (ALB), Societe Chemica Y Minera de Chile (SQM), and FMC Corp. (FMC).
Q: If we do a LEAPS on Crown Castle Incorporated (CCI), you won’t get the dividend right?
A: No, you won’t, it’s a dividend-neutral trade because you’re long and short in a LEAPS. You have to buy the stock outright and become a registered shareholder to earn the dividend which, these days, is a hefty 4.50%. That said, if you’re looking for a high dividend stock-only play, buying the (CCI) down here is actually a great idea. For the stock-only players, this would be a really good one right now.
Q: Do you know people who are selling because of large capital gains?
A: The only people I know who are selling have giant tax bills to pay because of all the money they made trading options this year. I happen to know several thousand of those, as it turns out. So yes, I do know and that could affect the market in the next couple of weeks, which is why I went with the flatlined scenario for the next two weeks. Most tax-driven selling will be finished in the next two weeks, and after that, it kind of clears the decks for the markets to close on a high note at the end of the year.
To watch a replay of this webinar with all the charts, bells, whistles, and classic rock music, just log in to www.madhedgefundtrader.com, go to MY ACCOUNT, click on GLOBAL TRADING or DISPATCH TECHNOLOGY LETTER as the case may be, then click on WEBINARS, and all the webinars from the last 12 years are there in all their glory.
Good Luck and Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Global Market Comments
November 28, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or LOOKING FOR BIG FOOT),
(NVDA), (VIX), (TLT), (TSLA), (XOM),
(OXY), (TSLA), (SPY), (MA), (V), (AXP)
On October 14, investors finally achieved the portfolios they long desired, not only individuals but institutional ones as well. They got rid of stocks and bonds that had been hobbling them all year and built their cash positions to decade highs.
What happened the next day?
Stocks and bonds went straight up for six weeks. Cash became trash.
For October 14 was the day that the stock market discounted the worst-case economic scenario for 2023, no matter how bad it may get. And it probably won’t get very bad. That’s barring a black swan-type event, like a brand-new global pandemic.
If you think your job can be frustrating, how about mine? If you run with the dumb crowd, the uninformed crowd, the loser crowd, you get your just desserts.
Fortunately, I saw these moves coming a mile off and loaded the boat. I’ve actually made more money on the parabolic move in bonds than some of the enormous moves in stocks. NVIDIA (NVDA) up 50%?
My performance in November has so far tacked on another robust +7.05%. My 2022 year-to-date performance ballooned to +82.42%, a spectacular new high. The S&P 500 (SPY) is down -16.85% so far in 2022.
It is the greatest outperformance on an index since Mad Hedge Fund Trader started 14 years ago. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high +94.61%.
That brings my 14-year total return to +594.98%, some 2.60 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period and a new all-time high. My average annualized return has ratcheted up to +45.76%, easily the highest in the industry.
I am going into the month-end surge with a fairly aggressive 40% long, (TLT), (TSLA), 40% short (XOM), (OXY), (TSLA), (SPY), with 20% crash for a totally market-neutral position. We’ve just had a heck of a run, and prices could well stall not far from here for the short term. The post-election rally happened, as predicted in this space.
Like Big Foot, the Yeti, and the Loch Ness Monster, the Fed pivot may soon actually make an appearance. I’m talking months, not years. That’s when our August central bank flips from the most severe tightening of interest rates in history, to a neutral, or one can only pray, an easing stance. This is what the 15% rally in stocks over the last six weeks has been all about.
And here is another old-time worn market nostrum. If investors sense that something is going to happen, they discount it fast, very fast.
Of course, there will be several false starts, denied rumors, and false flags, as there always are. After all, this is my 11th bear market. These will create sudden panic attacks, market selloffs, and Volatility Index (VIX) runs to $30 which are the license to print money for the Mad Hedge Fund Trader. Wait for the market to tell you when to trade. Ignoring it can prove expensive.
As we say here in the west, go off the reservation and you can get a lot of arrows stuck in your back.
How is this even remotely possible with the money supply only at $21.4 trillion, down 2% YOY? That’s a buzz cut from the +30% rate from a year ago.
The answer is that the money is out there, just hiding in different unrecognizable forms. Much of the $4 trillion in pandemic stimulus payments have yet to be spent. Inflation has added $2 trillion in new corporate profits through higher sales prices. Similarly, there is also another $1.5 trillion in pay increases bubbling through the system, also inspired by inflation.
You see this is booming credit card spending, much to the joy of Master Card (MA), Visa (V), and American Express (AXP) and their share price surges we have recently seen.
As I keep telling my Concierge customers on the phone, there is no playbook anymore. All the old ones have been rendered useless by the pandemic. To succeed and make windfall profits like me, you basically have to make it up as you go along.
The Fed Favors the Slowing of Rate Hikes, making a December increase of only 50 basis points a sure thing, according to minutes released on Wednesday for the prior meeting. Housing especially is taking a big hit. All interest rate plays, like bonds, rallied strongly.
Equities See Monster Inflows, some $23 billion in 35 weeks according to the Bank of America (BAC) flow of funds survey. There have been huge cash flows out of Europe looking for a stronger dollar, fleeing WWIII, and collapsing home currencies. The big chase is on. Time to go short? I am. It could be a big bull trap.
Leading Economic Indicators Dive, off 0.8% in October, double the decline expected and the weakest since the pandemic low in April 2020. There has only been one positive number in this data series in 2022. You have to go back to the financial crisis to find numbers this bad.
S&P Global Manufacturing PMI Takes a Hit in November, down to 47.6 from an estimate of 50. Services fell from 48 to 46.1. It’s another coincident recession indicator.
Existing Home Sales Plunge 5.9% in October to an annualized rate of 4.43 million units. It is the slowest sales pace in 11 years. It's not as bad as expected but is still down a horrific 28.4% YOY. Inventory fell to just 1.22 million units, only a 3.3-month supply, supporting prices in a major way. In fact, prices are still rising, up 6.6% annually to $379,100. Housing accounts for about 20% of the US economy, so here is your recession threat right here.
New Home Sales Come in Hot at 632,000, a real shocker with the 30-year fixed at 7.4%. Low-ball seller financing incentives must be a factor where they buy down rates to lower levels. Free upgrades, like those cherry wood cabinets, bonus rooms, and marble kitchen counters, also help. Prices are still up 15% YOY and inventories rose to a once unbelievable 8.9 months.
OPEC Plus Considering a 500,000 Barrels a Day Increase at their coming December meeting, which Saudi Arabia vehemently denied. The comments came out just as West Texas intermediate was barreling in on a new nine-month low. Saudi Arabia can talk all they want, but it’s tough to beat a coming recession, which every other hard asset class and commodity is now confirming.
Disney Axes Chairman, dumping Bob Chapek and bringing back Bob Iger from retirement. Losing $1.5 billion on the Disney Plus streaming service and losing its special tax status from the State of Florida has its costs. (DIS) is also not a stock to buy if we are going into recession. Avoid (DIS), despite the 10% move today. Let’s first see if Iger can cut costs.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With the economy decarbonizing and technology hyper accelerating, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The America coming out the other side will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, November 28 at 8:00 AM EST, the Dallas Fed Manufacturing Index for November is out.
On Tuesday, November 29 at 8:30 AM, the S&P Case Shiller National Home Price Index is released.
On Wednesday, November 30 at 8:30 AM, the ADP Private Employment Report for November is published. We also get a number on Q3 US GDP.
On Thursday, December 1 at 8:30 AM, the Weekly Jobless Claims are announced. US Personal Income and Spending for October is also out.
On Friday, December 2 at 8:30 AM, the Nonfarm Payroll Report for November is disclosed. At 2:00, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.
As for me, by the 1980s, my mother was getting on in years. Fluent in Russian, she managed the CIA’s academic journal library from Silicon Valley, putting everything on microfilm.
That meant managing a team that translated over 1,000 monthly publications on topics as obscure as Artic plankton, deep space phenomenon, and advanced mathematics. She often called me to ascertain the value of some of her findings.
But her arthritis was getting to her, and all those trips to Washington DC were wearing her out. So I offered Mom a job. Write the Thomas family history, no matter how long it took. She worked on it for the rest of her life.
Dad’s side of the family was easy. He was traced to a small village called Monreale above the Sicilian port city of Palermo famed for its Byzantine church. Employing a local priest, she traced birth and death certificates going all the way back to an orphanage in 1820. It is likely he was a direct illegitimate descendant of Lord Nelson of Trafalgar.
Grandpa fled to the United States when his brother joined the Mafia in 1915. The most interesting thing she learned was that his first job in New York was working for Orville Wright at Wright Aero Engines (click here). That explains my family’s century-long fascination with aviation.
Grandpa became a tailer gunner on a biplane in WWI. My dad was a tail gunner on a B-17 flying out of Guadalcanal in WWII. As for me, you’ve all heard of plenty of my own flying stories, and there are many more to come.
My Mom’s side of the family was an entirely different story.
Her ancestors first arrived to found Boston, Massachusetts in 1630 during the second Pilgrim wave on a ship called the Pied Cow, steered by a Captain Ashley (click here).
I am a direct descendant of two of the Pilgrims executed for witchcraft in the Salem Witch Trials of 1692, Sarah Good and Sarah Osborne, where children’s dreams were accepted as evidence (click here). They were later acquitted.
When the Revolutionary War broke out in 1776, the original Captain John Thomas, who I am named after, served as George Washington’s quartermaster at Valley Forge responsible for supplying food to the Continental Army during the winter.
By the time Mom completed her research, she discovered 17 ancestors who fought in the War for Independence and she became the West Coast head of the Daughters of the American Revolution. It seems the government still owes us money from that event.
Fast forward to 1820 with the sailing of the whaling ship Essex from Nantucket, Massachusetts, the basis for Herman Melville’s 1851 novel Moby Dick. Our ancestor, a young sailor named Owen Coffin signed on for the two-year voyage, and his name “Coffin” appears in Moby Dick seven times.
In the South Pacific 2,000 miles west of South America, they harpooned a gigantic sperm whale. Enraged, the whale turned around and rammed the ship, sinking it. The men escaped to whaleboats. And here is where they made the fatal navigational errors that are taught in many survival courses today.
Captain Pollard could easily have just ridden the westward currents where they would have ended up in the Marquesas’ Islands in a few weeks. But these islands were known to be inhabited by cannibals, which the crew greatly feared. They also might have landed in the Pitcairn islands, where the mutineers from Captain Bligh’s HMS Bounty still lived. So the boats rowed east, exhausting the men.
At day 88, the men were starving and on the edge of death, so they drew lots to see who should live. Owen Coffin drew the black lot and was immediately shot and devoured. The next day, the men were rescued by the HMS Indian within sight of the coast of Chile, and returned to Nantucket by the USS Constellation.
Another Thomas ancestor, Lawson Thomas, was on the second whaleboat that was never seen again and presumed lost at sea. For more details about this incredible story, please click here.
When Captain Pollard died in 1870, the neighbors discovered a vast cache of stockpiled food in the attic. He had never recovered from his extended starvation.
Mom eventually traced the family to a French weaver 1,000 years ago. Our name is mentioned in England’s Domesday Book, a listing of all the land ownership in the country published in 1086 (click here). Mom died in 2018 at the age of 88, a very well-educated person.
There are many more stories to tell about my family’s storied past, and I will in future chapters. This week, being Thanksgiving, I thought it appropriate to mention our Pilgrim connection.
I have learned over the years that most Americans have history-making swashbuckling ancestors, but few bother to look.
I did.
Stay healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
Happy Thanksgiving from the Thomas Family
USS Essex
Global Market Comments
October 31, 2022
Fiat Lux
Featured Trade:
(MARKET OUTLOOK FOR THE WEEK AHEAD, or WAS THAT THE POST-ELECTION RALLY?)
(SPY), (TLT), (VIX), (V), (MA), (AXP)
I have been through 11 bear markets in my lifetime, and I can tell you that the most ferocious rallies always take place in bear markets. This one is no exception. Short sellers always have a limited ability to take pain.
This rally took the Dow Average up 14.4% during the month of October, the biggest such monthly gain since 1976 (hmmm, just out of college and working for The Economist magazine in Tokyo, and dodging bullets in Cambodia).
The Dow outperformed NASDAQ by 9% in October, the most in 20 years. That is a pretty rare event. During the pandemic, the was a tremendous “pull forward” of technology stocks, as only commerce was possible. Now it is time for their earnings to catch up with pandemic valuations, which may take another year.
But first, let me tell you about my performance.
With some of the greatest market volatility in market history, my October month-to-date performance ballooned to +4.87%.
That leaves me with only one short in the (SPY) and 90% cash.
My 2022 year-to-date performance ballooned to +74.55%, a new high. The Dow Average is down -9.47% so far in 2022.
It is the greatest outperformance on an index since Mad Hedge Fund Trader started 14 years ago. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky-high +77.95%.
That brings my 14-year total return to +587.88%, some 2.86 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period and a new all-time high. My average annualized return has ratcheted up to +45.60%, easily the highest in the industry.
And of course, there is no better indicator of the market strength than the Mad Hedge Market Timing Index, which broke above 50 for the first time in six months, all the way to 61.
It's no surprise that investors sold what was expensive (tech) and what was bought that was cheap (banks). It’s basic investing 101. Tech is still trading at a big premium to the market and double the price earnings of banks
The prospect of an end to Fed tightening has ignited a weaker dollar, prompting a stronger stock market that generated the rocket fuel for this month’s move.
All the negatives have gone, the seasonals, earnings reports, a strong dollar, and in 8 days, the election. Don’t forget that the (SPX) has delivered an eye-popping 16.3% return for every midterm election since 1961, all 15 of them.
The put/call spread is the biggest in history, about 1:4, showing that investors are piling in, or at least covering shorts, as fast as they can. Individual stock call options are trading at the biggest premiums ever.
Suffice it to say that I expected all of this, told you about it daily, and we are both mightily prospering as a result.
Much of the selling this year hasn’t been of individual stocks but of S&P 500 Index plays to hedge existing institutional portfolios. The exception is with tax loss selling to harvest losses to offset other gains. That means indiscriminate index selling begets throwing babies out with the bathwater on an industrial scale. And here is your advantage as an individual investor.
A classic example is Visa (V) which I’m’ liking more than ever right now, which I aggressively bought on the last two market downturns. The company has ample cash flow, carries no net debt, and with high inflation, is a guaranteed double-digit sales and earnings compounder.
It clears a staggering $10 trillion worth of transactions a year. With $29.3 billion in revenues in 2022 and $16 billion in net income, it has a technology-like 55% profit margin. Visa is also an aggressive buyer of its own shares, about 3% a year. That’s because it trades at a discount to other credit card processors, like Master Car (MA) and American Express (AXP).
The only negative for Visa is that it gets 55% of its earnings from aboard, which have been shrunken by the strong dollar. That is about to reverse.
It turns out that digital finance never made a dent in Visa’s prospects, as the dreadful performance of PayPal (PYPL) and Square (SQ) shares amply demonstrate.
Remember, however, that the Fed is raising interest rates by 0.75% to a 3.75%-4.00% range on Wednesday, November 2, and may do so again in December. It has been the fastest rate rise of my long and illustrious career, and also the best telegraphed.
That may give us one more dip in the stock market that will enable us to buy in on the coming Roaring Twenties.
We’ll see.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With the economy decarbonizing and technology hyper-accelerating, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The America coming out the other side will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, October 31 at 6.45 AM, the Chicago PMI for October is released.
On Tuesday, November 1 at 7:00 AM, the JOLTS job opening report for September is out.
On Wednesday, November 2 at 8:30 AM, ADP Private Employment Report for October is published. The Fed raises interest rates at 11:00 AM and follows with a press conference at 11:30.
On Thursday, November 3 at 8:30 AM, Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.
On Friday, November 4 at 8:30 AM the Nonfarm Payroll Report for October is printed. At 2:00, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.
As for me, during the late 1980s, the demand for Japanese bonds with attached equity warrants was absolutely exploding.
Japan was Number One, the engine of technological innovation. Everyone in the world owned a Sony Walkman. They were trouncing the United States with 45% of its car market.
The most conservative estimate for the Nikkei Average for the end of 1990 was 50,000, or up 27%. The high end was at 100,000. Why not? After all, the Nikkei had just risen tenfold in ten years and the Japanese yen had tripled in value.
In 1989, my last full year at Morgan Stanley, the Japanese warrant trading desk accounted for 80% of the firm’s total equity division profits.
The deals were coming hot and heavy. Since Morgan Stanley had the largest Japanese warrant trading operation in London, a creation of my own, we were invited to join so many deals that the firm ran out of staff to attend the signings.
Since I was the head of trading, I thought it odd that the head of investment banking wanted to speak to me. It turned out that Morgan Stanley was co-managing two monster $3 billion bond deals on the same day. Could I handle the second one? Our commission for the underwritings was $10 million for each deal!
I thought, why not, better to see how the other half lived. So, I said “yes.”
The attorneys showed up minutes later. I was given a power of attorney to sign on behalf of the entire firm and commit our capital to the underwriting $3 billion five-year bond issue for the Industrial Bank of Japan. The deal was especially attractive as the bonds carried attached put options on the Nikkei which institutional investors could buy to hedge their Japanese stock portfolios.
Since the Industrial Bank of Japan thought the stock market would never see a substantial fall, they happily sold short the put options. Only the Industrial Bank of Japan could have pulled this off as it was one of the largest and highest-rated banks in Japan. I knew the CEO well.
It turned out that there was a lot more to a deal signing than I thought, as it was done in the traditional British style. We met at the lead manager’s office in the City of London in an elegant wood-paneled private dining room filled with classic 18th century furniture.
First, there was a strong gin and tonic which you could have lit with a match. A five-course meal accompanied with a 1977 deep Pouilly Fuse white and a 1952 Bordeaux red with authority. I had my choice of elegant desserts. Sherry and a 50-year-old port followed, along with Cuban cigars, which was a problem since I had just quit smoking (my wife recently bore twins).
The British were used to these practices. Any American banker would have been left staggering, as drinking during business hours back then was illegal in New York.
Then out came the paperwork. I signed with my usual flourish and the rest of the managers followed. The Industrial Bank of Japan provided the Dom Perignon as they were about to receive $3 billion in cash the following week.
Then an unpleasant thought arose in the back of my mind. Morgan Stanley assumed the complete liability for their share of the deal. But did I just incur a massive personal liability as well?
Then I thought, naw, why pee on someone’s parade. Morgan Stanley’s been doing this for 50 years. Certainly, they knew what they were doing.
Besides, the Japanese stock market is going up forever, right? No harm, no foul. In any case, I left Morgan Stanley to start my own hedge fund a few months later.
Some seven months later, one of the greatest stock market crashes of all time began. The Nikkei fell 50% in six months and 85% in 20 years. Some 32 years later the Nikkei still hasn’t recovered its old high.
For a few years, that little voice in the back of my mind recurred. The bonds issued by the Industrial Bank of Japan fell by half in months on rocketing credit concerns. The IBJ’s naked short position in the Nikkei puts completely blew up, costing the bank $10 billion. The Bank almost went bankrupt. It was one of the worst timed deals in the history of finance. The investors were burned bigtime.
Did I ever hear about the deal I signed on again? Did process servers show up and my front door in London with a giant lawsuit? Did Scotland Yard chase me down with an arrest warrant?
Nope, nothing, nada, bupkis. I never heard a peep from anyone. It turns out you CAN lose $12 billion worth of other people’s money and face absolutely no consequences whatsoever.
Welcome to Wall Street.
Still, when the five-year maturity of the bonds passed, I breathed a sigh of relief.
My hedge fund got involved in buying Japanese equity warrants, selling short the underlying stock, thus creating massive short positions with a risk-free 40% guaranteed return. My investors loved the 1,000% profit I eventually brought in doing this.
Unlike most managers, I insisted on physical delivery of the warrant certificates, as the creditworthiness of anyone still left in the business was highly suspect. Others who took delivery used warrants to wallpaper their bathrooms (really).
They all expired worthless, I made fortunes on the short positions, and still have them by the thousands (see below).
In September 2000, the Industrial Bank of Japan, its shares down 90%, merged with the Dai-Ichi Kangyō Bank and Fuji Bank to form the Mizuho Financial Group. It was a last-ditch effort to save the Japanese financial system after ten years of recession engineered by the government.
Morgan Stanley shut down their worldwide Japanese equity warrant trading desk, losing about $20 million and laying off 200. Some staff were outright abandoned as far away as Hong Kong. Morgan Stanley was not a good firm for running large losses, as I expected.
I learned a valuable trading lesson. The greater the certainty that people have that an investment will succeed, the more likely its failure. Think of it as Chaos Theory with a turbocharger.
But we sure had a good time while the Japanese equity warrant boom lasted.
Stay Healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
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October 3, 2022
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September is notorious as the worst month of the year for the market. Boy, did it deliver, down a gut busting 9.7%!
As for the Mad Hedge Fund Trader, September was one of the best trading months of my 54-year career. But then I knew what was coming.
So did you.
With some of the greatest market volatility in market history, my September month-to-date performance exploded to exactly +9.72%.
I used last week’s extreme volatility and move to a Volatility Index (VIX) of $34 to add longs in Freeport McMoRan (FCX), S&P 500 (SPY), NVIDIA (NVDA), and Berkshire Hathaway (BRKB). I added shorts in the (SPY) and the (TLT). That takes me to 70% long, 20% short, and 10% cash. I am holding back my cash for any kind of rally to sell into.
My 2022 year-to-date performance ballooned to +69.68%, a new high. The Dow Average is down -23.44% so far in 2022. It is the greatest outperformance on an index since Mad Hedge Fund Trader started 14 years ago. My trailing one-year return maintains a sky high +80.08%.
That brings my 14-year total return to +582.24%, some 3.03 times the S&P 500 (SPX) over the same period and a new all-time high. My average annualized return has ratcheted up to +45.45%, easily the highest in the industry.
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At the end of the month, the market was down six days in a row. That has only happened 20 times since 1950.
However, bet the ranch time is approaching. It’s time to start scaling in in a small way into your favorite long term names where the value is the greatest.
The Fed has taken away the free put that the stock market has enjoyed for the last 13 years. Now, it’s the bond market that has the free put. Hint: always own the market where the Fed is giving you free, unlimited downside protection.
People often ask what I do for a living. I always answer, “Talking people out of selling stocks at the bottom.” Here is the cycle I see repeating endlessly. They tell me they are long term investors. Then the markets take a sudden dive, like to (SPX) $3,300, a geopolitical event takes place, and the TV networks only run nonstop Armageddon gurus. They sell everything.
Then the market turns sharply, and they helplessly watch stocks soar. When they get frustrated enough, they buy, usually near a market top.
Sell low, buy high, they are perfect money destruction machines. And they wonder why they never make money in the stock market!
If any of this sounds familiar you have a problem and need to read more Mad Hedge newsletters. The people who ignore me I never hear from again. Those who follow me stick with me for decades.
Don’t make the mistake here of only looking at real GDP growth which, in recessions, is always negative. Nominal GDP is growing like a bat out of hell, 12% in 2021 and 8% in 2022. That’s 20% in two years, nothing to be sneezed at.
The problem is that all economic data has been rendered useless by the pandemic, even for legitimate and accomplished Wall Street analysts. The US economy was put through a massive restructuring practically overnight, the long-term consequences of which nobody will understand for years. Typical is the recently released Consumer Price Index, which said that real estate prices are rocketing, when in fact they are crashing.
A lot of people have asked me about the comments from my old friend, hedge fund legend Paul Tudor Jones, that the Dow Average would show a zero return for the next decade.
For Paul to be right, technological innovation would have to completely cease for the next decade. Sitting here in the middle of Silicon Valley, I can tell you that is absolutely not happening. In fact, I’m seeing the opposite. Innovation is accelerating at an exponential rate. For goodness sakes, Apple just brought out a satellite phone with its iPhone 14 pro for a $100 upgrade!
Remember, Paul got famous, and rich, from the trades he did 40 years ago with me, not because of anything he did recently. Paul has in fact been bearish for at least five years.
Still, we have a long way to go on earnings multiples. The trailing S&P 500 market multiple is now at 19. The historic low is at 15. Current earnings are $245 per (SPX) share. The 3,000 target the bears are shouting from the rooftops assumes that a severe recession takes earnings down to $200 a share ($3,000/$200 = 15X).
I don’t think earnings will get that bad. Big chunks of the economy are still growing nicely. Companies are commanding premium prices for practically everything. There is no unemployment because the jobs market is booming.
That suggests to me a final low in this market of $3,000-$3,300. That means you can buy 15%-20% deep in-the-money vertical bull call spreads RIGHT HERE and make a killing, as Mad Hedge has done all year.
Let me plant a thought in your mind.
After easing for too long, then tightening for too long, what does the Fed do next? It eases for too long….again. You definitely want to be long stocks when that happens, which will probably start some time next year.
Let me give you one more data point. The (SPY) has been down 7% or more in September only seven times since 1950. In six of the Octobers that followed, the market was up 8% or more.
Sounds like it’s time to bet the ranch to me.
Capitulation Indicators are Starting to Flash. Cash levels at mutual funds are at all-time highs. The Bank of America Investors Survey shows the high number of managers expecting a recession since the 2020 pandemic low, the last great buying opportunity. Commercial hedgers are showing the largest short positions since 2020. And of course, my old favorite, the Volatility Index (VIX) hit $34.00 on Tuesday. The risks of NOT being invested are rising.
Bank of England Moves to Support a Crashing Pound (FXB), by flipping from a seller to a buyer in the long-dated bond market, thus dropping interest rates. The move is designed to offset the new Truss government’s plan to cut taxes and boost deficit spending. The BOE also indicated that interest rate hikes are coming. The bond vigilantes are back.
Here’s the Next Financial Crisis, massive unrealized losses in the bond market. The (TLT) alone has lost 43% in 2 ½ years. Apply that to a global $150 trillion bond market and it adds up to a lot of money. Anybody who used leverage is now gone. How many investors without swimsuits will be discovered when the tide goes out?
Will the Strong Dollar (UUP) Do the Fed’s Work, forestalling a 75-basis point rate rise? It will if the buck continues to appreciate at the current rate, up a record five cents against the British pound, taking it to a record low of $1.03. Such is the deflationary impact of weak foreign currencies, which are seriously eating into US multination earnings.
Weekly Jobless Claims Hit Five-Month Low at 195,000, far below expectations. If the Fed is waiting for the job market to roll over before it quits raising interest rates, it could be a long wait.
EV Sales to Hit New All-Time High in 2022, to 13% of global new vehicle sales, up from 9% last year. The IEA expects this figure to reach 50% by 2030. That works out to 6.6 million EVs in 2021, 9.5 million in 2022, and 36 million by 2030. Buy (TSLA), the world’s largest EV seller, and (RIVN), the fastest grower in percentage terms, on dips.
EVs Take 25% of China New Vehicle Sales, and Tesla’s Shanghai factory is a major participant. Tesla just double production there. Some 403,000 EVs were sold in China in May alone. China is also ramping up its own EV production, up 183% YOY. China is much more dependent on imported oil than other large nations, most of which goes to transportation. Global EV production is expected to soar from 8 to 60 million vehicles in five years and Tesla is the overwhelming leader. Buy (TSLA) on dips again.
Oil (USO) Hits New 2022 Low at $78 a Barrel, cheaper than pre–Ukraine War prices, thanks to exploding recession fears. Is Jay Powell the most effective weapon against Russia with his most rapid interest rate rises in history?
Consumer Sentiment Hits Record Low at 59.1 according to the University of Michigan. That’s worse than the pandemic low and the 2009 Great Recession low. It could be that politics has ruined this data source making everyone permanently negative about the future. Inflation at a 40-year high isn’t helping either, nor is the prospect of nuclear war.
Case Shiller Delivers a Shocking Fall, down from 18.7% to 16.1% in June. The other shoe is falling with the sharpest drop in this data series in history. Tampa was up (31.8%), Miami (31.7%), and Dallas (24.7%). Many more declines to come.
30-Year Fixed Rate Mortgage Hits 7.08%, up from 2.75% a year ago. You can kiss those retirement dreams goodbye. It has been the sharpest rise in mortgage rates in history. Real estate has just become an all-cash market. That screeching juddering sound you hear is the existing home market shutting down.
Pending Home Sales Drop, down 2.0% in August on a signed contract basis. Sales are down for the third month in a row and are off 24% YOY. Only the west gained. Mortgage interest rates are now at 20-year highs. Buyers catching recession fears are breaking contracts and walking away from deposits.
Stock Crash Wipes Out $9 Trillion in Personal Wealth, which is the fall in equity holdings and mutual funds as of the end of June. The drop has been from $42 to $33 trillion. The bad news: it’s still going down, putting a dent in consumer spending.
My Ten-Year View
When we come out the other side of pandemic and the recession, we will be perfectly poised to launch into my new American Golden Age, or the next Roaring Twenties. With oil in a sharp downtrend and technology hyper-accelerating, there will be no reason not to. The Dow Average will rise by 800% to 240,000 or more in the coming decade. The America coming out the other side will be far more efficient and profitable than the old. Dow 240,000 here we come!
On Monday, October 3 at 8:30 AM, the ISM Manufacturing PMI for September is released.
On Tuesday, October 4 at 7:00 AM, the JOLTS Report for private job openings for September is out.
On Wednesday, October 5 at 7:00 AM, ADP Private Employment Report for September is published.
On Thursday, October 6 at 8:30 AM, Weekly Jobless Claims are announced.
On Friday, October at 8.30 AM, the Nonfarm Payroll Report for September is disclosed. At 2:00 PM, the Baker Hughes Oil Rig Count is out.
As for me, while working for The Economist magazine in London, I was invited to interview some pretty amazing people: Margaret Thatcher, Ronald Reagan, Yasir Arafat, Zhou Enlai.
But one stands out as an all time favorite.
In 1982, I was working out of the magazine’s New York Bureau off on Third Avenue and 47th Street, just seven blocks from my home on Sutton Place, when a surprise call came in from the editor in London, Andrew Knight. International calls were very expensive then, so it had to be important.
Did anyone in the company happen to have a US top secret clearance?
I answer that it just so happened that I did, a holdover from my days at the the Nuclear Test Site in Nevada. “What’s the deal,” I asked?
A person they had been pursuing for decades had just retired and finally agreed to an interview, but only with someone who had clearance. Who was it? He couldn’t say now. I was ordered to fly to Los Angeles and await further instructions.
Intrigued, I boarded the next flight to LA wondering what this was all about. What I remember about that flight is that sitting next to me in first class was the Hollywood director Oliver Stone, a Vietnam veteran who made the movie Platoon. When Stone learned I was from The Economist, he spent the entire six hours grilling me on every conspiracy theory under the sun, which I shot down one right after the other.
Once in LA, I checked into my favorite haunt, the Beverly Hills Hotel, requesting the suite that Marilyn Monroe used to live in. The call came in the middle of the night. Rent a four-wheel drive asap and head out to a remote ranch in the mountains 20 miles east of Santa Barbara. And who was I interviewing?
Kelly Johnson from Lockheed Aircraft (LMT).
Suddenly, everything became clear.
Kelly Johnson was a legend in the aviation community. He grew up on a farm in Michigan and obtained one of the first masters degrees in Aeronautical Engineering in 1933 at the University of Michigan.
He cold called Lockheed Aircraft in Los Angeles begging for a job, then on the verge of bankruptcy in the depths of the Great Depression. Lockheed hired him for $80 a month. What was one of his early projects? Assisting Amelia Earhart with customization of her Lockheed Electra for her coming around-the-world trip, from which she never returned.
Impressed with his performance, Lockheed assigned him to the company’s most secret project, the twin engine P-38 Lightning, the first American fighter to top 400 miles per hour. With counter rotating props, the plane was so advanced that it killed a quarter of the pilots who trained on it. But it allowed the US do dominate the air war in the Pacific early on.
Kelley’s next big job was the Lockheed Constellation (the “Connie” to us veterans), the plane that entered civil aviation after WWII. It was the first pressurized civilian plane that could fly over the weather and carried an astonishing 44 passengers. Howard Hughes bought 50 just off of the plans to found Trans World Airlines. Every airline eventually had to fly Connie’s or go out of business.
The Cold War was a golden age for Lockheed. Johnson created the famed “Skunkworks” at Edwards Air Force base in the Mojave Desert where America’s most secret aircraft were developed. He launched the C-130 Hercules, which I flew in Desert Storm, the F-104 Starfighter, and the high altitude U-2 spy plane.
The highlight of his career was the SR-71 Blackbird spy plane where every known technology was pushed to the limit. It could fly at Mach 3.0 at 100,000 feet. The Russians hated it because they couldn’t shoot it down. It was eventually put out of business by low earth satellites. The closest I ever got to the SR-71 was the National Air & Space Museum in Washington DC at Dulles airport where I spent an hour grilling a retired Blackbird pilot.
Johnson greeted me warmly and complimented me on my ability to find the place. I replied, “I’m an Eagle Scout.” He didn’t mind chatting as long as I accompanied him on his morning chores. No problem. We moved a herd of cattle from one field to another, milked a few cows, and fertilized the vegetables.
When I confessed to growing up on a ranch, he really opened up. It didn’t hurt that I was also an engineer and a scientist, so we spoke the same language. He proudly showed off his barn, probably the most technologically advanced one ever built. It looked like a Lockheed R&D lab with every imageable power tool. Clearly Kelley took work home on weekends.
Johnson recited one amazing story after the other. In 1943, the British had managed to construct two Whittle jet engines and asked Kelly to build the first jet fighter. The country that could build jet fighters first would win the war. It was the world’s most valuable machine.
Johnson clamped the engine down to a test bench and fired it up surrounded by fascinated engineers. The engine immediately sucked in a lab coat and blew up. Johnson got on the phone to England and said “Send the other one.”
The Royal Air Force placed their sole remaining jet engine on a plane which flew directly to Burbank airport. It arrived on a Sunday, so the scientist charged with the delivery took the day off and rode a taxi into Hollywood to sightsee.
There, the Los Angeles police arrested him for jaywalking. In the middle of WWII with no passport, no ID, a foreign accent, and no uniform, they hauled him straight off to jail.
It took two days for Lockheed to find him. Johnson eventually attached the jet engine to a P-51 Mustang, creating the P-80, and eventually the F-80 Shooting Star (Lockheed always uses astronomical names). Only four made it to England before the war ended. They were only allowed to fly over England because the Allies were afraid the Germans would shoot one down and gain the technology.
But the Germans did have one thing on their side. The Los Angeles Police Department delayed the development of America’s first jet fighter by two days.
Germany did eventually build 1,000 Messerschmitt Me 262 jet fighters, but too late. Over half were destroyed on the ground and the engines, made of steel and not the necessary titanium, only had a ten hour life.
That evening, I enjoyed a fabulous steak dinner from a freshly slaughtered steer before I made my way home. I even helped Kelly slaughter the animal, just like I used to do on our ranch in Montana. Steaks are always better when the meat is fresh and we picked the best cuts. I went back to the hotel and wrote a story for the ages.
It was never published.
One of the preconditions of the interview was to obtain prior clearance from the National Security Agency. They were horrified with what Johnson had told me. He had gotten so old he couldn’t remember what was declassified and what was still secret.
The NSC already knew me well from our previous encounters, but MI-6 showed up at The Economist office in London and seized all papers related to the interview. That certainly amused my editor.
Johnson died at age 80 in 1990. As for me, it was just another day in my unbelievable life.
Stay healthy,
John Thomas
CEO & Publisher
The Diary of a Mad Hedge Fund Trader
SR-71 Blackbird
My Former Employer
